Pete Hegseth’s book whines that he was kept from guarding Joe Biden’s inauguration in the national guard because someone misunderstood his Jerusalem Cross tattoo as a symbol of white nationalist extremism. Seems to me they understood him perfectly:
November 13, 2024 at 2:36 AM
Pete Hegseth’s book whines that he was kept from guarding Joe Biden’s inauguration in the national guard because someone misunderstood his Jerusalem Cross tattoo as a symbol of white nationalist extremism. Seems to me they understood him perfectly:
Joe Mande just started doing a "horny cars" collection on Instagram, so you're not the only one noticing: www.instagram.com/s/aGlnaGxpZ2...
Horny Cars = @joemande
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March 31, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Joe Mande just started doing a "horny cars" collection on Instagram, so you're not the only one noticing: www.instagram.com/s/aGlnaGxpZ2...
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March 14, 2026 at 9:07 PM
New in rotation! Hear Joe Mande's latest, Chill, on Boston Comedy Radio! Listen at www.bostoncomedyradio.com or download the Live365 app for your phone or Roku!
#bostoncomedyradio #bostoncomedy #bostonstandup #comedy #radio #onlineradio #joemande #chill
#bostoncomedyradio #bostoncomedy #bostonstandup #comedy #radio #onlineradio #joemande #chill
"It's olive season!" - JOE MANDE, Cruises (with Sasheer Zamata, Ali Ahn and Joe Mande), WikiHole with D'Arcy Carden #WikiHole #NationalOliveDay #JoeMande
June 1, 2026 at 12:45 PM
"It's olive season!" - JOE MANDE, Cruises (with Sasheer Zamata, Ali Ahn and Joe Mande), WikiHole with D'Arcy Carden #WikiHole #NationalOliveDay #JoeMande
"It tastes like chicken soup!" - JOE MANDE, Gambas, Storytime with Seth Rogen #Storytime #JoeMande
January 20, 2026 at 2:41 AM
"It tastes like chicken soup!" - JOE MANDE, Gambas, Storytime with Seth Rogen #Storytime #JoeMande
"And they stopped their soccer game!" - JOE MANDE, Gambas, Storytime with Seth Rogen #Storytime #NationalSoccerDay #JoeMande
July 28, 2025 at 12:29 PM
"And they stopped their soccer game!" - JOE MANDE, Gambas, Storytime with Seth Rogen #Storytime #NationalSoccerDay #JoeMande
RT @JoeMande Not near a TV, how many MTV movie awards has Philomena won
November 9, 2024 at 12:53 AM
RT @JoeMande Not near a TV, how many MTV movie awards has Philomena won
No one plays for sheeps w/o this picture @JoeMande This holiday season, Gerard Butler is Playing for Sheeps! <a href="http://twitpic.com/bjdg73" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://twitpic.com/bjdg73
No one plays for sheeps w/o this picture @JoeMande This h...
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November 19, 2024 at 1:51 AM
No one plays for sheeps w/o this picture @JoeMande This holiday season, Gerard Butler is Playing for Sheeps! <a href="http://twitpic.com/bjdg73" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://twitpic.com/bjdg73
OMG looks just like him! RT @pareene: RT @JoeMande: "Winter's coming" Paul Ryan/Joffrey Baratheon. #VPDebates
November 17, 2024 at 7:58 PM
OMG looks just like him! RT @pareene: RT @JoeMande: "Winter's coming" Paul Ryan/Joffrey Baratheon. #VPDebates
Comedian @joemande has accurately forecast, among many other things, that Mike Huckabee would be named ambassador—to Chick-fil-A.
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The Comedian ‘Nostradamus’ Who Predicted America’s Demise
Comedian Joe Mande has accurately forecast, among many other things, that Mike Huckabee would be named ambassador—to Chick-fil-A.
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December 11, 2024 at 5:20 PM
Comedian @joemande has accurately forecast, among many other things, that Mike Huckabee would be named ambassador—to Chick-fil-A.
www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/com...
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"I'm an amateur toppler." And, I just laughed myself into an extended coughing fit. Thanks, @azizansari and @joemande #MasterOfNone
November 18, 2024 at 4:54 AM
"I'm an amateur toppler." And, I just laughed myself into an extended coughing fit. Thanks, @azizansari and @joemande #MasterOfNone
I was lucky to be in on this!: MT @scharpling New Best Show! @JoeMande! @jonwurster! @gabedelahaye! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/best-show-tom-scharpling/id949658944?mt=2 Download it now!
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November 23, 2024 at 4:22 AM
I was lucky to be in on this!: MT @scharpling New Best Show! @JoeMande! @jonwurster! @gabedelahaye! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/best-show-tom-scharpling/id949658944?mt=2 Download it now!
Congrats, @joemande, for reminding everyone why #NeverForget brand messages just don't work. https://allthingsd.com/20130911/att-apologizes-for-9-11-tribute-that-many-found-offensive/
September 11, 2013 at 6:11 PM
Congrats, @joemande, for reminding everyone why #NeverForget brand messages just don't work. https://allthingsd.com/20130911/att-apologizes-for-9-11-tribute-that-many-found-offensive/
OK, so what @JoeMande is doing isn't as funny as what @boring_as_heck is doing, but it's damn near close enough.
November 12, 2024 at 7:00 AM
OK, so what @JoeMande is doing isn't as funny as what @boring_as_heck is doing, but it's damn near close enough.
It's Rick Santorum's choice to terminate his presidential campaign, even this late into its development. @JoeMande
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November 27, 2024 at 6:06 PM
It's Rick Santorum's choice to terminate his presidential campaign, even this late into its development. @JoeMande
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Don't forget his #diaperfetish RT @JoeMande By sleeping w/ whores? RT @DavidVitter I'll do what it takes… #oilspill.
November 18, 2024 at 10:40 PM
Don't forget his #diaperfetish RT @JoeMande By sleeping w/ whores? RT @DavidVitter I'll do what it takes… #oilspill.
I'm afraid Joe's correct there, Newt RT @JoeMande THE WAY I SEE IT: You should be put force-fed to death. <a href="http://twitpic.com/2lpqsc" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://twitpic.com/2lpqsc
November 18, 2024 at 9:03 PM
I'm afraid Joe's correct there, Newt RT @JoeMande THE WAY I SEE IT: You should be put force-fed to death. <a href="http://twitpic.com/2lpqsc" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://twitpic.com/2lpqsc
A friend suggests that @RealJesseCamp is actually @JoeMande. I hope so, because @RealJesseCamp is a genius
November 18, 2024 at 6:59 PM
A friend suggests that @RealJesseCamp is actually @JoeMande. I hope so, because @RealJesseCamp is a genius
Things take a weird turn after scene 4. <a href="http://twitpic.com/5ossfp" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://twitpic.com/5ossfp via @JoeMande
November 19, 2024 at 12:42 PM
Things take a weird turn after scene 4. <a href="http://twitpic.com/5ossfp" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://twitpic.com/5ossfp via @JoeMande
…and that time @gabeliedman hosted a “meat vs. veggie” debate between @NoahGarfinkel and @JoeMande for @VICE
November 18, 2024 at 10:08 PM
…and that time @gabeliedman hosted a “meat vs. veggie” debate between @NoahGarfinkel and @JoeMande for @VICE
instagram in 1993 by @JoeMande <a href="http://bit.ly/1mFTrPW" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://bit.ly/1mFTrPW #instagram #selfie #historicalfiction
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November 18, 2024 at 9:16 PM
instagram in 1993 by @JoeMande <a href="http://bit.ly/1mFTrPW" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://bit.ly/1mFTrPW #instagram #selfie #historicalfiction
Ah it is that special time of year: @JoeMande traditional "un-Thanksiving" (see his timeline) https://twitter.com/michynav/status/669792328660312064
November 17, 2024 at 11:34 AM
Ah it is that special time of year: @JoeMande traditional "un-Thanksiving" (see his timeline) https://twitter.com/michynav/status/669792328660312064
.@JoeMande a reddit thread relevant to your interests #Hitch http://bit.ly/1BsGxZZ
November 17, 2024 at 11:31 AM
.@JoeMande a reddit thread relevant to your interests #Hitch http://bit.ly/1BsGxZZ