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It's a little known fact that Richard Gere's father, Gottler, was a very famous German ventriloquist. ##JokeSaturday
March 29, 2025 at 9:24 PM
It's a little known fact that Richard Gere's father, Gottler, was a very famous German ventriloquist. ##JokeSaturday
I bought an authentic Vincent Van Gogh coffee table. I know it's an original because it has a bit of veneer missing. #JokeSaturday
March 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I bought an authentic Vincent Van Gogh coffee table. I know it's an original because it has a bit of veneer missing. #JokeSaturday
I won a competition and got a year's supply of Hovis. My other half hates it when I remind them who's the main breadwinner in the house. #JokeSaturday
February 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I won a competition and got a year's supply of Hovis. My other half hates it when I remind them who's the main breadwinner in the house. #JokeSaturday
Taking part in a charity forklift event.
We're hoping to raise loads. #JokeSaturday
We're hoping to raise loads. #JokeSaturday
November 23, 2024 at 2:28 PM
Taking part in a charity forklift event.
We're hoping to raise loads. #JokeSaturday
We're hoping to raise loads. #JokeSaturday
Finally, my plumbing business is getting really busy. It's all cisterns go. #JokeSaturday
December 14, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Finally, my plumbing business is getting really busy. It's all cisterns go. #JokeSaturday
My mate’s been trying for ages to get a job. So I said to him “Try the Search & Rescue, they’re always looking for someone” ##JokeSaturday
November 23, 2024 at 7:27 PM
My mate’s been trying for ages to get a job. So I said to him “Try the Search & Rescue, they’re always looking for someone” ##JokeSaturday
When I was at school, I was in this band called The Farmers. We were pretty good in our hay day. #JokeSaturday
April 12, 2025 at 3:10 PM
When I was at school, I was in this band called The Farmers. We were pretty good in our hay day. #JokeSaturday
The hardest surface that I've ever played football on was made of concrete, gravel, broken bricks, and cement. At least we won 3-2 on aggregate. #JokeSaturday
August 23, 2025 at 12:04 PM
The hardest surface that I've ever played football on was made of concrete, gravel, broken bricks, and cement. At least we won 3-2 on aggregate. #JokeSaturday
Just finished eating my clock today.
That was time-consuming. #JokeSaturday
That was time-consuming. #JokeSaturday
December 21, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Just finished eating my clock today.
That was time-consuming. #JokeSaturday
That was time-consuming. #JokeSaturday
I have just failed my ventriloquist exams. I can't say I'm surprised. #JokeSaturday
March 22, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I have just failed my ventriloquist exams. I can't say I'm surprised. #JokeSaturday
A few Christmases ago, my parents adopted a stray dog. Its fur was matted and infested. My dad got riddled with bugs. Now, every Christmas, we mock him by singing "Fleas on me dad. There's fleas on me dad."
#JokeSaturday
#JokeSaturday
December 6, 2025 at 8:47 PM
A few Christmases ago, my parents adopted a stray dog. Its fur was matted and infested. My dad got riddled with bugs. Now, every Christmas, we mock him by singing "Fleas on me dad. There's fleas on me dad."
#JokeSaturday
#JokeSaturday
Vikings communicated between ships, with a complicated system of tapping.
It was Norse code. #JokeSaturday
It was Norse code. #JokeSaturday
January 4, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Vikings communicated between ships, with a complicated system of tapping.
It was Norse code. #JokeSaturday
It was Norse code. #JokeSaturday
People thought Bruce Lee was fast, but you should have seen his brother, sudden. #JokeSaturday
August 23, 2025 at 12:10 PM
People thought Bruce Lee was fast, but you should have seen his brother, sudden. #JokeSaturday
Dud you hear about the French man whise legs hurt all the time ?
Apparently, they were quite painful.
#JokeSaturday
Apparently, they were quite painful.
#JokeSaturday
December 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Dud you hear about the French man whise legs hurt all the time ?
Apparently, they were quite painful.
#JokeSaturday
Apparently, they were quite painful.
#JokeSaturday
I just said "No comment "all the way through my police interview. I didn't get the job. #JokeSaturday
January 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I just said "No comment "all the way through my police interview. I didn't get the job. #JokeSaturday
My ex-girlfriend was the voice of the Speaking Clock. After we parted, she wouldn't even give me the time of day. #JokeSaturday
July 5, 2025 at 11:20 AM
My ex-girlfriend was the voice of the Speaking Clock. After we parted, she wouldn't even give me the time of day. #JokeSaturday
I just opened a Christmas card, and a Yorkshire pudding fell out.
It was from my Aunt Bessie. #JokeSaturday #ChristmasJoke
It was from my Aunt Bessie. #JokeSaturday #ChristmasJoke
December 28, 2024 at 8:24 PM
I just opened a Christmas card, and a Yorkshire pudding fell out.
It was from my Aunt Bessie. #JokeSaturday #ChristmasJoke
It was from my Aunt Bessie. #JokeSaturday #ChristmasJoke
Just heard that the new spinal surgeon at the local hospital has just completed 2 operations back to back. #JokeSaturday
November 23, 2024 at 4:07 PM
Just heard that the new spinal surgeon at the local hospital has just completed 2 operations back to back. #JokeSaturday
I'm starring in my first one-woman play called The Chest Freezer. The play starts with me climbing out and delivering my first lines. Unfortunately, I froze. #JokeSaturday
November 29, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I'm starring in my first one-woman play called The Chest Freezer. The play starts with me climbing out and delivering my first lines. Unfortunately, I froze. #JokeSaturday
I couldn’t afford a DNA check online, so I started a rumour I had won the lottery. I found all my relatives in record time. #JokeSaturday
August 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I couldn’t afford a DNA check online, so I started a rumour I had won the lottery. I found all my relatives in record time. #JokeSaturday
What do you call the Buddhist spiritual leader working behind a cooked meats counter?
The Deli Lama
#JokeSaturday
The Deli Lama
#JokeSaturday
September 19, 2026 at 4:45 PM
What do you call the Buddhist spiritual leader working behind a cooked meats counter?
The Deli Lama
#JokeSaturday
The Deli Lama
#JokeSaturday
June 6, 2026 at 12:39 AM
I used to be a bus driver. I had to quit because I was fed up with people talking behind my back. #JokeSaturday
September 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I used to be a bus driver. I had to quit because I was fed up with people talking behind my back. #JokeSaturday