A lorry carrying snooker equipment has shed its load on the M1.
Police are reporting cues in both directions. #JokeWednesday
Police are reporting cues in both directions. #JokeWednesday
September 30, 2026 at 7:07 PM
A lorry carrying snooker equipment has shed its load on the M1.
Police are reporting cues in both directions. #JokeWednesday
Police are reporting cues in both directions. #JokeWednesday
May 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Not a lot of people know this but the singer Bill Withers had a brother called Bear, who wrote telephone hold music.
#JokeWednesday
#JokeWednesday
November 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Not a lot of people know this but the singer Bill Withers had a brother called Bear, who wrote telephone hold music.
#JokeWednesday
#JokeWednesday
August 26, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Two monocles got together and made a spectacle of themselves. #JokeWednesday
February 19, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Two monocles got together and made a spectacle of themselves. #JokeWednesday
Ms Spancme Hardyr is retiring from the BDSM business. So, we had a whip round for her. #JokeWednesday
March 19, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Ms Spancme Hardyr is retiring from the BDSM business. So, we had a whip round for her. #JokeWednesday
Got fired from my job as a corned beef slicer.
Kept on making a hash of it. #JokeWednesday
Kept on making a hash of it. #JokeWednesday
January 1, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Got fired from my job as a corned beef slicer.
Kept on making a hash of it. #JokeWednesday
Kept on making a hash of it. #JokeWednesday
I've been trying to solve an algebra problem using Scrabble letters
it just doesn't add up. ##JokeWednesday
it just doesn't add up. ##JokeWednesday
November 27, 2024 at 9:22 PM
I've been trying to solve an algebra problem using Scrabble letters
it just doesn't add up. ##JokeWednesday
it just doesn't add up. ##JokeWednesday
Just had a train run over my feet,
probably my own fault for wearing platforms. #JokeWednesday
probably my own fault for wearing platforms. #JokeWednesday
November 20, 2024 at 12:42 AM
Just had a train run over my feet,
probably my own fault for wearing platforms. #JokeWednesday
probably my own fault for wearing platforms. #JokeWednesday
Put all my dogging gear up for sale on eBay.Haven’t had any bids yet, but there are 12 people watching 👀 #JokeWednesday
April 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Put all my dogging gear up for sale on eBay.Haven’t had any bids yet, but there are 12 people watching 👀 #JokeWednesday
I used to work in a mini factory making Dracula figures. There were only two of us, so I had to make every second count. ##JokeWednesday
December 17, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I used to work in a mini factory making Dracula figures. There were only two of us, so I had to make every second count. ##JokeWednesday
Police have just found an abandoned car, with an incomplete set of golf clubs in the boot. They are still looking for the driver.
#JokeWednesday
#JokeWednesday
February 12, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Police have just found an abandoned car, with an incomplete set of golf clubs in the boot. They are still looking for the driver.
#JokeWednesday
#JokeWednesday
Had a date with my dentist last night. It went very well, she wants to see me again in 6 months. #JokeWednesday
February 5, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Had a date with my dentist last night. It went very well, she wants to see me again in 6 months. #JokeWednesday
I bet Jehovah's Witnesses have some good knock knock jokes. #JokeWednesday
June 16, 2026 at 11:32 PM
I bet Jehovah's Witnesses have some good knock knock jokes. #JokeWednesday
I've decided to form a choir this Christmas. Anyone wanting to join will be welcome.
So far, it’s just Dean, Don, Mary, Lee, and I. #JokeWednesday #ChristmasJoke
So far, it’s just Dean, Don, Mary, Lee, and I. #JokeWednesday #ChristmasJoke
December 4, 2024 at 1:28 AM
I've decided to form a choir this Christmas. Anyone wanting to join will be welcome.
So far, it’s just Dean, Don, Mary, Lee, and I. #JokeWednesday #ChristmasJoke
So far, it’s just Dean, Don, Mary, Lee, and I. #JokeWednesday #ChristmasJoke
December 3, 2025 at 1:39 AM
My job is testing theatre trapdoors.
It’s just a stage I’m going through. #JokeWednesday
It’s just a stage I’m going through. #JokeWednesday
January 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
My job is testing theatre trapdoors.
It’s just a stage I’m going through. #JokeWednesday
It’s just a stage I’m going through. #JokeWednesday
A Lion Tamer tried walking away from his job, but his pride wouldn't let him. #JokeWednesday
March 19, 2025 at 6:49 PM
A Lion Tamer tried walking away from his job, but his pride wouldn't let him. #JokeWednesday
Just bought a coffee coloured pair of shorts. I think they might be Cappuccinos. #JokeWednesday
July 2, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Just bought a coffee coloured pair of shorts. I think they might be Cappuccinos. #JokeWednesday
December 18, 2024 at 12:05 PM
Panto season is so short. Just a couple of weeks, and then it's behind you. ##JokeWednesday
November 27, 2024 at 1:16 AM
Panto season is so short. Just a couple of weeks, and then it's behind you. ##JokeWednesday
November 20, 2024 at 1:05 AM
German government are advising that everyone should start stocking up on cheese and sausages. It's the event of a Wurst Käse Scenario. #JokeWednesday
October 29, 2025 at 1:50 PM
German government are advising that everyone should start stocking up on cheese and sausages. It's the event of a Wurst Käse Scenario. #JokeWednesday
When I discovered I was holding the taser the wrong way round, I was stunned. #JokeWednesday
December 25, 2024 at 10:58 AM
When I discovered I was holding the taser the wrong way round, I was stunned. #JokeWednesday