#jokingbutnotreally #lewd

*phone rings for the 50th time*

OH MY GOD BOSS, CAN YOU LEAVE ME ALONE!?! I'M TRYING TO LEARN HOW TO DRAW PORN DAMNIT!

Will trade foot pics for $ #jokingbutnotreally

As an American living in New York State I humbly ask if you will annex the states that didn't give him our votes. Please and thank you. #jokingbutnotreally

I'm gearing up to respond with an affronted "during Black History Month?!" to any and all requests from my boss at work for the next 28 days. Even a good morning gonna whip my neck around #blackhistorymonth #blacksky #jokingbutnotreally

Serving petty with a side of plausible deniability.

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