‘It’s Just A Costume, It’s Just A Costume,’ Man Nervously Assures Himself As Giant Hot Dog Starts Walking Toward Him https://theonion.com/it-s-just-a-costume-it-s-just-a-costume-man-nervous-1830132936/
October 31, 2026 at 11:00 PM
‘It’s Just A Costume, It’s Just A Costume,’ Man Nervously Assures Himself As Giant Hot Dog Starts Walking Toward Him https://theonion.com/it-s-just-a-costume-it-s-just-a-costume-man-nervous-1830132936/
Pritzker on Haley Stevens: It's just terrible. Honestly, if you're not on board and supporting Democrats taking over the Senate, you should just be quiet. And a vote for Mike Rogers is a vote for Donald Trump. I just don't understand why she's done this.
November 1, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Pritzker on Haley Stevens: It's just terrible. Honestly, if you're not on board and supporting Democrats taking over the Senate, you should just be quiet. And a vote for Mike Rogers is a vote for Donald Trump. I just don't understand why she's done this.
just ban it guys lol
November 1, 2026 at 1:39 PM
just ban it guys lol
just an incredible lie
November 2, 2026 at 4:24 PM
just an incredible lie
Just a reminder to those that aren’t voting
October 31, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Just a reminder to those that aren’t voting
I am neither surprised, shocked, nor shaken by what Stevens just did.
Y'all just weren't paying attention.
Vote Abdul.
Y'all just weren't paying attention.
Vote Abdul.
November 1, 2026 at 5:51 PM
I am neither surprised, shocked, nor shaken by what Stevens just did.
Y'all just weren't paying attention.
Vote Abdul.
Y'all just weren't paying attention.
Vote Abdul.
I’ve just joined BSky nice to meet you both
November 2, 2026 at 9:34 AM
I’ve just joined BSky nice to meet you both
Literally just a DDoS attack on the concept of anything good existing.
Shot, shot, shot, chaser
November 1, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Literally just a DDoS attack on the concept of anything good existing.
BILL MURRAY: Could you just say the words, 'My dog just died.' I want to see what happens to your smile
HASSETT: Well is it your dog, or my dog?
MURRAY: Your dog
HASSETT: Okay. My dog just died 😕
HASSETT: Well is it your dog, or my dog?
MURRAY: Your dog
HASSETT: Okay. My dog just died 😕
November 2, 2026 at 1:23 PM
BILL MURRAY: Could you just say the words, 'My dog just died.' I want to see what happens to your smile
HASSETT: Well is it your dog, or my dog?
MURRAY: Your dog
HASSETT: Okay. My dog just died 😕
HASSETT: Well is it your dog, or my dog?
MURRAY: Your dog
HASSETT: Okay. My dog just died 😕
Yeah, just try that approach. 🙄
October 31, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Yeah, just try that approach. 🙄
he's not mad he's just disappointed
November 2, 2026 at 2:53 AM
he's not mad he's just disappointed
Bear just hanging out.
November 1, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Bear just hanging out.
We’re just innocent men
(10-year, non-Monday anniversary edition)
(10-year, non-Monday anniversary edition)
November 1, 2026 at 8:17 PM
We’re just innocent men
(10-year, non-Monday anniversary edition)
(10-year, non-Monday anniversary edition)
Just in time! PumpKing for 2026!!
November 1, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Just in time! PumpKing for 2026!!
Just took a nap and I SAW HALEY STEVENS IN MY DREAMS!!
November 1, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Just took a nap and I SAW HALEY STEVENS IN MY DREAMS!!
61st and Broadway, just now. 🙏
October 31, 2026 at 4:41 PM
61st and Broadway, just now. 🙏
I just want the Pope to excommunicate JD Vance specifically.
JD Vance whines about translators in hospitals and says, "how about if everyone just spoke English?"
October 30, 2026 at 2:44 AM
I just want the Pope to excommunicate JD Vance specifically.
October 31, 2026 at 8:33 AM
It just keeps happening
November 2, 2026 at 12:24 AM
It just keeps happening
She is just purrfect.
November 1, 2026 at 10:56 PM
She is just purrfect.
