If you can breathe, you can handle a slaking's ball sack coming in hot to your face before it stops to start letting the cum flow.

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I wanna do more character stuff for Roc and other sonas because the well is dry for them

But then I am hit with Slaking Beam

And apes dominate the headspace.

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I managed to catch the bus straight home all 4 days of my work week so now I'm imagining all my mutuals getting sneakfucked on a crowded bus by a Slaking.

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Slaking have simple anatomy.

- Big dick for rewriting your purpose
- Big heavy balls for cum storage
- Big clouds of musk to sedate you
- Big libidos to fight the laziness
- Big Big Big Big Big Big Big

- Big need to make you an ape bitch.

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Belstrog's victims - yes, victims - tend to stand out in public.

) Bloated with enough cum to have a constant stream pouring out of their hole(s)
) Navel glowing with a mysterious tat
) Eyes hazed over
) Constantly muttering 'He is god, he is perfect...' under their breath.

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"Fuck it, you'll work."

And that's all you hear before you're getting manhandled into Mattheus' condo and getting used like a cum sock under his desk while he sexts a friend that won't stop feeding him hole pics.

You make for a good condom. Hope you like loads as thick as tar.

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Can you say you can handle being within proximity of Mattheus when you're in the gas station with him?

Real easy to smell his balls even when he bothers wearing more than just underwear... Sure smell like they need to be personally spit shined.

With your mouth.

Now.

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If a slaking stands up for longer than five seconds, you're already fucked.

Past that, it's already behind you, got your legs in its hands, tore your clothes off, and punched their dick into your hole.

By the time the shock kicks in, you're already getting fucked stupid.

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The way Mattheus has no problem showing off his sweaty hole through his underwear to stream while he has his thick hairy legs wrapped around your head so he can keep unloading today's buildup down your gullet and making a mountain out of your belly...

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Kiss your local slaking - at your own risk.

Apes only think about fucking if they're not eating or sleeping, so you're basically just telling them you want to get dicked down into the ground and treated like a condom for one by smooching them on the lips.

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Belstrog only laughs because reality is a joke to him.

He never worries about being too far from those that crave a slaking, he follows that desire straight to the source. And he never worries about missing a chance to impregnate someone.

His swimmers will never fail on a womb.

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Not a day will go by for you if Belstrog wants you pregnant.

He won't just crash wherever you are, he will simply be there, through mysterious means, and by the time he's finished with you, he'll be gone just as strangely.

But his young certainly won't vanish with him.

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Arrogant Blaziken that sees slaking as punching bags to train their speed and agility

Then Belstrog curses them for their insolence, making their every attempt to run a burden on their new, fattening body as feathers turn into fur and lean muscle turns into fat...

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The biker life is quite the venture, but seeing a big hairy - or hairier - Slaking come off of such a vehicle with his pussy out can really seem threatening if you know your dick is going fit.

But Rogun makes it work - one diner at a time.

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Mattheus is the worst wet dream you can have.

Not because he's bad, but because giving yourself and your body to a streamer sounds bad by societal standards.

But you can't really complain if you feel your legs go weak when the clouds around his underwear find your nose again.

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Chornam is a bad influence.

No part of being a slaking involves a monarchy, yet he'll have you treating him like a king if it means feeling him go ape on your throat after a whole day of sitting in his lap to be blessed by his seed.

Sit tight, it'll be a long night.

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