#KAICEL
me: yeah im a total shidenpilled kaicel. im basically going coffin mode and im giving journalistcore vibes

my 8 year old son guncannon: daddy i think god should kill you
August 22, 2025 at 2:02 PM
To better times 🍻☘️

#CELTICFC
August 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
August 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
#KAICEL.... an almost painful inability to control a football.

Woeful.

Money was banked from transfers, but not reinvested.

We got the team that the board allowed us to have.
August 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
#KAICEL

FFS This is Sunday league Celtic!!!
August 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
#KAICEL

Some of Celtics play is abysmal, ball control zero, no ingenuity in the midfield.
Yang's best asset is running at players but you can't do that if you can't control the ball! Forrest is the same.🤕
August 26, 2025 at 5:09 PM
🇰🇿 Kairat have qualified to the UEFA Champions League proper for the first time in their history! They'll be the country's second representatives in the competition after Astana in 15/16. A couple of excellent performances have seen them beat Celtic on penalties. #KAICEL

#UCL-Live
August 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
#KAICEL

I'm hoping Magic Maeda can nick one from pressuring the Kairat defence early and that will make them change their game plan.
' Mon the hoops 🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀
August 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
#KAICEL

Well if you can't even score a goal in 2+ games against this lot you don't deserve to be in the champions league I suppose.
What do you think Celtic board?
August 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
THEY HAVE DONE IT!!! Dastan Satpaev and Kairat Almaty will play in the league phase of the Champions League!

#UCL #KAICEL
kevsta.me Kevsta @kevsta.me · Aug 26
Celtic have to score to stay alive! They do not!

#KAICEL #UCL
kevsta.me Kevsta @kevsta.me · Aug 26
But wait! Celtic have missed AGAIN!!! Keeper saves again!!!
Martynovich takes and scores, at the third attempt, the first penalty of this shootout!!!

#KAICEL #UCL
August 26, 2025 at 7:30 PM
#KAICEL

Well this isn't really the way I had planned to spend my 70th birthday!
Another 30 minutes of this torture and I might not see my 71st!🤕
'mon the hoops 🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀
August 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
#KAICEL

Apparently around 400 Celtic fans have travelled to Kazakhstan for the match.
I salute every single one of them, let's hope the team does the business for them.
' Mon the hoops 🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀
August 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
#KAICEL

Kairat definitely tiring come on Celtic!!
August 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
The worst possible outcome for everyone, Celtic, Kairat, the people in the stadium (it's gone midnight there, it's WEDNESDAY), and especially us viewers at home is 30 more minutes of this.

Draw straws, give the qualifying spot to the highest bidder for charity, please

#KAICEL #CELTIC #KAIRAT
August 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
#KAICEL

Both teams are knackered, penalties here we come.🤕
August 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
They've made it to the shootout. Finish the job.

#KAICEL #UCL
kevsta.me Kevsta @kevsta.me · Aug 26
Hang in there Kairat! 15 minutes to seize glory... or head to a penalty shootout.

#KAICEL #UCL
kevsta.me Kevsta @kevsta.me · Aug 26
Kairat Almaty 30 minutes away from a massive accomplishment!

#KAICEL #UCL
August 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
#KAICEL

Maeda could and should have wrapped it up then.🤕
August 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Here’s how #FCKairat and #CelticFC are lining up in Kazakhstan. #KAICEL #UCL
August 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Rotten from Celtic.

But. Europa League away games, a dream.

#KAICEL #CELTIC #KAIRAT
August 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Wenn du die Schotten magst, aber irgendwie dem Underdog aus Kasachstan die Daumen drückst. #celtic #kaicel
August 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Just as Israel is not in Europe and should not be in European football competitions so the same is true of Kazakhstan. It is not in Europe and should not be in European football competitions. Israel and Kazakhstan are both Asian states. #UCL #uclqualifiers #KAICEL
August 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Steve Bruce sat at home complaining this Celtic v Kairat gane is "a boring excuse for football".

#KAICEL #CELTIC #KAIRAT
August 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
🇪🇺 UEFA Champions League 2025/2026

🔘 Play-off round - Second leg

🇰🇿 Kairat Almaty 🆚 Celtic 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
🏟️ Pavlodar Central Stadium, Pavlodar, Kazakhstan.

#UCL #KAICEL
August 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Entirely agree, more of them please. Tighten up the laws. Indirect free kick after every third goalkeeper flipping to the ground with the ball.

#KAICEL #CELTIC #KAIRAT
Indirect free kicks in the 6 yard box are a rare joy in football.

Utter chaos.
August 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
#KAICEL

40 Minutes to go until the biggest game of the season and I have no idea how this is going to shakedown and that's a huge worry. ' Mon the hoops 🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀
August 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM