Kash Patel Phished By Scammer Posing As Kash Patel https://theonion.com/kash-patel-phished-by-scammer-posing-as-kash-patel/
September 25, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Kash Patel Phished By Scammer Posing As Kash Patel https://theonion.com/kash-patel-phished-by-scammer-posing-as-kash-patel/
Kash Patel. Fucking Kash Patel. 😡
February 20, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Kash Patel. Fucking Kash Patel. 😡
Due process isn't optional, Kash.
May 8, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Due process isn't optional, Kash.
Kash Patel’s Eyes Fall Out
June 4, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Kash Patel’s Eyes Fall Out
Kash lied to congress.
December 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Kash lied to congress.
Kash was begging for a Community Note
October 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Kash was begging for a Community Note
Schiff: "Kash Patel should not be confirmed."
January 5, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Schiff: "Kash Patel should not be confirmed."
Kash looks like a toddler in a high chair.
May 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Kash looks like a toddler in a high chair.
Now do Pete Hegseth, Tulsi Gabbard & Kash Patel.
BREAKING: In an unprecedented move, more than 75 Nobel Prize winners have signed a letter urging senators not to confirm Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as head of the Department of Health and Human Services.
It's the first time in history that Nobel laureates have come together to oppose a Cabinet choice.
It's the first time in history that Nobel laureates have come together to oppose a Cabinet choice.
December 9, 2024 at 10:32 PM
Now do Pete Hegseth, Tulsi Gabbard & Kash Patel.
BREAKING: Trump names Kash Patel as FBI director
November 30, 2024 at 11:53 PM
BREAKING: Trump names Kash Patel as FBI director
He’ll Kash you outside.
July 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
He’ll Kash you outside.
i have yet to see a picture of kash patel where he doesn't look coked out
March 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
i have yet to see a picture of kash patel where he doesn't look coked out
Senator Sheldon Whitehouse reads the law that allows Kash Patel to give permission to the committee to get a transcript of his grand jury testimony.
Kash Patel goes in circles and refuses to give them permission.
What is Kash hiding?
Kash Patel goes in circles and refuses to give them permission.
What is Kash hiding?
January 30, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Senator Sheldon Whitehouse reads the law that allows Kash Patel to give permission to the committee to get a transcript of his grand jury testimony.
Kash Patel goes in circles and refuses to give them permission.
What is Kash hiding?
Kash Patel goes in circles and refuses to give them permission.
What is Kash hiding?
When Kash is right, he’s right
July 23, 2025 at 9:59 PM
When Kash is right, he’s right
❄️ Kash is melting down.
July 11, 2026 at 1:48 AM
❄️ Kash is melting down.
Kash Patel should never head the FBI. Agreed?
Kash Patel Should Never Head The FBI
It’s on us to stop him
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December 2, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Kash Patel should never head the FBI. Agreed?
So if Devin Nunes had a cow account, why not his top aide, Kash Patel?
And could we please call it the Kash Cow?
And could we please call it the Kash Cow?
December 2, 2024 at 3:34 PM
So if Devin Nunes had a cow account, why not his top aide, Kash Patel?
And could we please call it the Kash Cow?
And could we please call it the Kash Cow?
You think he sold him any Kash merch? Maybe the Kash scarf? The Kash socks? The Kash children’s book? The Kash boots? The Kash hats? The Kash vax shedding antidote pills?
December 20, 2024 at 2:03 AM
You think he sold him any Kash merch? Maybe the Kash scarf? The Kash socks? The Kash children’s book? The Kash boots? The Kash hats? The Kash vax shedding antidote pills?
Kash Patel Calls For Public’s Help Using Computer https://theonion.com/kash-patel-calls-for-publics-help-using-computer/
July 14, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Kash Patel Calls For Public’s Help Using Computer https://theonion.com/kash-patel-calls-for-publics-help-using-computer/
Kash Patel always looks like he's just seen the Babadook
March 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Kash Patel always looks like he's just seen the Babadook
What’s Kash working on today?
September 19, 2026 at 2:07 AM
What’s Kash working on today?
Kash Patel today: "You cannot bring a firearm, loaded, with multiple magazines to any sort of protest that you want."
Kash Patel in 2021: "This is what Fight with Kash is for. We will help Kyle Rittenhouse."
Kash Patel in 2021: "This is what Fight with Kash is for. We will help Kyle Rittenhouse."
January 25, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Kash Patel today: "You cannot bring a firearm, loaded, with multiple magazines to any sort of protest that you want."
Kash Patel in 2021: "This is what Fight with Kash is for. We will help Kyle Rittenhouse."
Kash Patel in 2021: "This is what Fight with Kash is for. We will help Kyle Rittenhouse."
Keystone Kash
December 15, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Keystone Kash
June 16, 2026 at 2:28 PM