Ketamine is a hell of a drug.
January 20, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Ketamine is a hell of a drug.
That’s what someone on ketamine would say
June 1, 2025 at 6:06 AM
That’s what someone on ketamine would say
Riding the ketamine coaster...
January 6, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Riding the ketamine coaster...
The solution is more ketamine.
July 2, 2025 at 2:02 PM
The solution is more ketamine.
Didn’t invent ketamine.
August 6, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Didn’t invent ketamine.
Elon Musk’s drug of choice is ketamine. While Musk claims it is prescribed by a physician, ketamine is widely known for its illicit use as a recreational drug.
Ketamine and opioids do share the same brain pathways. Ketamine and the opioid system interact.
According to the DEA, ketamine…
Ketamine and opioids do share the same brain pathways. Ketamine and the opioid system interact.
According to the DEA, ketamine…
December 27, 2024 at 12:54 AM
Elon Musk’s drug of choice is ketamine. While Musk claims it is prescribed by a physician, ketamine is widely known for its illicit use as a recreational drug.
Ketamine and opioids do share the same brain pathways. Ketamine and the opioid system interact.
According to the DEA, ketamine…
Ketamine and opioids do share the same brain pathways. Ketamine and the opioid system interact.
According to the DEA, ketamine…
Oh, come on! At the inauguration? Are you f*cking ketamine with this?
January 20, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Oh, come on! At the inauguration? Are you f*cking ketamine with this?
Ketamine freak has completely lost what’s left of his mind because there’s a Black lady in a fictional movie.
July 22, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Ketamine freak has completely lost what’s left of his mind because there’s a Black lady in a fictional movie.
I say Elon Musk should lay off the Ketamine
June 20, 2026 at 2:29 AM
I say Elon Musk should lay off the Ketamine
Elon Musk’s drug of choice is ketamine. While Musk claims it is prescribed by a physician, ketamine is widely known for its illicit use as a recreational drug.
Ketamine and opioids share the same brain pathways. Ketamine and the opioid system interact.
According to the DEA, ketamine…
Ketamine and opioids share the same brain pathways. Ketamine and the opioid system interact.
According to the DEA, ketamine…
December 29, 2024 at 3:55 PM
Elon Musk’s drug of choice is ketamine. While Musk claims it is prescribed by a physician, ketamine is widely known for its illicit use as a recreational drug.
Ketamine and opioids share the same brain pathways. Ketamine and the opioid system interact.
According to the DEA, ketamine…
Ketamine and opioids share the same brain pathways. Ketamine and the opioid system interact.
According to the DEA, ketamine…
ketamine?
"We are going to be announcing shortly a major tariff on pharmaceuticals," Trump says.
April 9, 2025 at 12:25 AM
ketamine?
Stop blaming ketamine. If anything, ketamine is a victim here
June 6, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Stop blaming ketamine. If anything, ketamine is a victim here
Elonia has made 405 ketamine-fueled posts on his social media app in the last 24 hours.
November 24, 2024 at 7:27 PM
Elonia has made 405 ketamine-fueled posts on his social media app in the last 24 hours.
I think we all need to read up on ketamine.
Elon Musk’s drug of choice is ketamine. While Musk claims it is prescribed by a physician, ketamine is widely known for its illicit use as a recreational drug.
Ketamine and opioids do share the same brain pathways. Ketamine and the opioid system interact.
According to the DEA, ketamine…
Ketamine and opioids do share the same brain pathways. Ketamine and the opioid system interact.
According to the DEA, ketamine…
December 30, 2024 at 2:34 AM
I think we all need to read up on ketamine.
Wonder how Captain Ketamine got his black eye?
May 30, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Wonder how Captain Ketamine got his black eye?
Can you OD on ketamine and if so what’s the holdup
August 16, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Can you OD on ketamine and if so what’s the holdup
Jane Doe was raped and given ketamine continuously for SEVEN HOURS.
They could have killed her (Matthew Perry died of a ketamine overdose).
The Cornell 7 should be charged with attempted MURDER.
They could have killed her (Matthew Perry died of a ketamine overdose).
The Cornell 7 should be charged with attempted MURDER.
September 28, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Jane Doe was raped and given ketamine continuously for SEVEN HOURS.
They could have killed her (Matthew Perry died of a ketamine overdose).
The Cornell 7 should be charged with attempted MURDER.
They could have killed her (Matthew Perry died of a ketamine overdose).
The Cornell 7 should be charged with attempted MURDER.
Ketamine Boy totally goes insane because there's a black character in a movie.
July 22, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Ketamine Boy totally goes insane because there's a black character in a movie.
Holy Crap. He's developed a natural immunity to Ketamine.
November 27, 2024 at 8:38 PM
Holy Crap. He's developed a natural immunity to Ketamine.
So take ketamine at work, it's great.
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END.
May 3, 2024 at 10:46 AM
So take ketamine at work, it's great.
END.
END.
Do I have to dissociate on ketamine first?
February 20, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Do I have to dissociate on ketamine first?
This is Mad Libs on ketamine 🤌🏻
At no point while reading this sentence did I correctly predict what was coming next.
October 2, 2026 at 12:06 AM
This is Mad Libs on ketamine 🤌🏻
Trump Brags He Planted Story About Ketamine Fiend Elon Musk
newrepublic.com/post/197584/...
newrepublic.com/post/197584/...
Trump Takes Credit for Story About Elon Musk’s Ketamine Addiction
A damning interview reveals Donald Trump is taking credit for trashing Elon Musk’s reputation.
newrepublic.com
July 6, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Trump Brags He Planted Story About Ketamine Fiend Elon Musk
newrepublic.com/post/197584/...
newrepublic.com/post/197584/...
Elon Musk Hits Up Text Thread To See If Any Of His 13 Kids Has Ketamine https://theonion.com/elon-musk-hits-up-text-thread-to-see-if-any-of-his-13-kids-has-ketamine/
May 27, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Elon Musk Hits Up Text Thread To See If Any Of His 13 Kids Has Ketamine https://theonion.com/elon-musk-hits-up-text-thread-to-see-if-any-of-his-13-kids-has-ketamine/
guess who gets to do extra ketamine at her ketamine appointment this week? this bitch
July 16, 2026 at 12:58 PM
guess who gets to do extra ketamine at her ketamine appointment this week? this bitch