Seeing Rick Scott kicked out of the running makes me smile.
November 13, 2024 at 4:59 PM
Seeing Rick Scott kicked out of the running makes me smile.
Obviously Jessica kicked ass tonight.
June 20, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Obviously Jessica kicked ass tonight.
That kicked ass!!!
September 29, 2026 at 1:30 AM
That kicked ass!!!
Kendrick really kicked Drake ass.
December 2, 2024 at 6:51 AM
Kendrick really kicked Drake ass.
Any member of the military who did what they did on signal would be kicked out or arrested.
March 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Any member of the military who did what they did on signal would be kicked out or arrested.
OBAMA: “Imagine if I had kicked out Fox News”
September 20, 2026 at 1:14 PM
OBAMA: “Imagine if I had kicked out Fox News”
My cat just kicked my ass in Sorry.
January 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
My cat just kicked my ass in Sorry.
The last thing we did before being kicked from Twitter...
August 31, 2024 at 1:40 PM
The last thing we did before being kicked from Twitter...
(chuckling wisely) You fool... I am getting my ass kicked *strategically*
March 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
(chuckling wisely) You fool... I am getting my ass kicked *strategically*
Timothée Chalamet Kicked Out Of Oscars For Bringing In Outside Award https://theonion.com/timothee-chalamet-kicked-out-of-oscars-for-bringing-in-outside-award/
March 16, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Timothée Chalamet Kicked Out Of Oscars For Bringing In Outside Award https://theonion.com/timothee-chalamet-kicked-out-of-oscars-for-bringing-in-outside-award/
All it took was getting kicked out of the White House press room and suddenly CNN remembers that "lie" is a word.
Grocery prices are up, not “way down,” since former President Joe Biden left office. | Fact check: https://cnn.it/4xUDA65
September 28, 2026 at 10:01 PM
All it took was getting kicked out of the White House press room and suddenly CNN remembers that "lie" is a word.
We kicked things off in Sydney, Australia today!
March 28, 2026 at 10:15 AM
We kicked things off in Sydney, Australia today!
canonically kicked mickey mouse's ass
May 17, 2026 at 5:14 PM
canonically kicked mickey mouse's ass
The kid from Scranton who kicked the ass of the bully from Queens is giving his farewell address tonight.
January 15, 2025 at 9:11 PM
The kid from Scranton who kicked the ass of the bully from Queens is giving his farewell address tonight.
[while getting my ass kicked] this is helpful context, thank you
December 12, 2024 at 6:00 PM
[while getting my ass kicked] this is helpful context, thank you
All that bootlicking and the New York Times still got kicked out of their Pentagon office.
February 1, 2025 at 3:17 AM
All that bootlicking and the New York Times still got kicked out of their Pentagon office.
FBI Agents Watch In Silence As Kash Patel Gets Ass Kicked By UFC Fighter https://theonion.com/fbi-agents-watch-in-silence-as-kash-patel-gets-ass-kicked-by-ufc-fighter/
March 17, 2026 at 6:00 PM
FBI Agents Watch In Silence As Kash Patel Gets Ass Kicked By UFC Fighter https://theonion.com/fbi-agents-watch-in-silence-as-kash-patel-gets-ass-kicked-by-ufc-fighter/
The move comes after he was kicked off Ed Sheeran’s Loop tour for making pro-Palestine comments on stage.
Macklemore Launches 3-Stop 'Free Palestine' Tour After Ed Sheeran Controversy
The move comes after he was kicked off Ed Sheeran’s Loop tour for making pro-Palestine comments on stage.
www.forbes.com
September 24, 2026 at 3:30 PM
The move comes after he was kicked off Ed Sheeran’s Loop tour for making pro-Palestine comments on stage.
The Village Clown got his Ass Kicked...
January 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
The Village Clown got his Ass Kicked...
Kicked off. bsky.app/profile/atru...
Trump: "Under our leadership, 5 million people have been lifted off food stamps just in a short period of time"
May 22, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Kicked off. bsky.app/profile/atru...
They had to get kicked out of the WH to publish that poll. I knew that his 1st term.
September 20, 2026 at 10:39 AM
They had to get kicked out of the WH to publish that poll. I knew that his 1st term.
By “lifted off” he means “kicked off”
Trump: "Under our leadership, 5 million people have been lifted off food stamps just in a short period of time"
May 22, 2026 at 4:21 PM
By “lifted off” he means “kicked off”
Kicked out of magnet community for my polarizing opinions
January 31, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Kicked out of magnet community for my polarizing opinions
Kicked off our Cabinet meeting in Québec City with Bonhomme.
January 23, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Kicked off our Cabinet meeting in Québec City with Bonhomme.