#KISSYface
Bah. Scale says I've lost like 2.5 lbs since 3 weeks ago. Lies!! Plateaus happen, though. My victory is... "...Inevitable." Shut up Thanos. Go back to your kissyface Anton Chiguhr. "...Inevitable." Shut up Agent Smith!! Go back to the desert! "Inconceivable!!" Blackjack dealer from Vegas Vacation???
October 3, 2026 at 10:14 AM
September 25, 2026 at 12:36 AM
We are no longer a “nation of laws”.
Catch the FUCK up!!!

Nicely nice kissyface departed with the Obamas.
Well past time to “get biblical”.
September 22, 2026 at 9:04 PM
And our next challenge: KISS ILLUMINATI GANGA!
#kiss #kissyface #smooch #art #teeth #yummy #notongue #Ipromise
September 14, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Do you find the Big Bad Wolf to be a little less scary these days?

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#cartoons #moveit #scared #kisses #kissyface
September 9, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Well now I'm also too mad for a punchline.

Ahh, the nazification of literally every facet of American politics to the right of Mark Ruffalo's lil kissyface....is exhausting. I'm gonna go shit in my own pants on purpose. Just like during the 2024 election.
August 27, 2026 at 9:06 PM
August 22, 2026 at 12:46 PM
RE Trump and North Korea, I'm thinking that when the Orange Felong next visits Pyongyang he should visit its most distinctive tourist attractions:

Recall: 1 man was killed when USS Pueblo was seized and NK officials starved and tortured its crew.

Context for Trump's kissyface w. Kim Jong Un.
August 18, 2026 at 10:50 PM
[kissyface emoji]
August 12, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Evidence:
*No Toby Fox character is unironically cool, they're all weird little gremlins
*The only evidence she IS cool is Noelle Kris and Azzy (dorks) thought she was
*The other older teens have nothing to say about her except she played kissyface with Azzy too much
*She hit kids with bats
August 6, 2026 at 10:05 PM
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July 31, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Nathaniel Cullerton’s unforgivable sin: As a junior partner in big law firm Wachtell he didn’t know his place. Instead of seeking out personal pleasure on a park bench he should have been grinding/sucking up in the bowels of elite law.
janegenovaintuitivecareercoaching.blogspot.com/2026/07/tabl...
Tabloids Run with Watchtell Kissyface Story: The Junior Partner Who Didn't Know His Place
M&A legal powerhouse Wachtell has taken on some hilarious reputational baggage. So far, it's not unraveling its business. But a good time ...
janegenovaintuitivecareercoaching.blogspot.com
July 30, 2026 at 1:32 PM
As a Wachtell junior partner Cullerton was only pulling down $4 million. With a lateral to Gibson that could have been more. But offer retracted after kissyface video. www.dailymail.com/news/article...
Lawyer caught smooching underling could lose millions, sources say
Nathaniel D Cullerton, 45, was among six partners at Wachtell, Lipton, Rosen & Katz who were expected to soon jump ship to rival Gibson Dunn. But his employment offer has now been rescinded.
www.dailymail.com
July 30, 2026 at 12:34 PM
in bed with a bad case of kissyface mondays
月曜日お疲れ様。
いい夢見てね
July 27, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Why is he making a kissyface while he is saluting.

Also, maybe I'm old but I seem to remember reporters being embedded with combat units during previous wars. This one, it seems like there's a total news blackout.
July 24, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Gimme a wittle kissyface, Noh'a.
July 21, 2026 at 6:44 AM
oc doodle ! and realistic kissyface again just in their jammies this time
July 11, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Five Years Ago Today: Daddy playing kissy-face with Yuki in the quarantine room
July 11, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Hooman's cat Linus³ in the USA would totally speak ca'at. It's just how Linus is.

³ His Royal Linus, Lord Kissyface
July 6, 2026 at 6:48 AM
love island is the ideal television show for at least a quarter of the general viewing audience: lightning round spin the bottle kissyface with skinny binge drinkers inside a neon panopticon
June 29, 2026 at 3:38 PM
another transparent fullbody kissyface
June 21, 2026 at 1:45 AM