“Kashyap here: Yes, Mr. President, I agree 100% and I’m on it. Let Savannah Guthrie find her own mother.”
May 2, 2026 at 12:53 AM
“Kashyap here: Yes, Mr. President, I agree 100% and I’m on it. Let Savannah Guthrie find her own mother.”
I’ve notified Kashyap Patel that Nancy Mace is threatening the president.
May 6, 2026 at 8:46 PM
I’ve notified Kashyap Patel that Nancy Mace is threatening the president.
“I’m going to tell Kashyap to grab one of those Olympic hockey gold medals for me.” — Senile Satan
February 23, 2026 at 2:07 AM
“I’m going to tell Kashyap to grab one of those Olympic hockey gold medals for me.” — Senile Satan
Pete Kegsbreath to Kashyap Patel: “Only two alcohol-related arrests? Amateur.”
April 24, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Pete Kegsbreath to Kashyap Patel: “Only two alcohol-related arrests? Amateur.”
Kashyap Patel’s assistant gaslighting the hell out of us. 👇
February 23, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Kashyap Patel’s assistant gaslighting the hell out of us. 👇
Many people are saying that after Iran hacked Kashyap Patel’s email account, they released his video. I’m just asking questions here.
March 30, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Many people are saying that after Iran hacked Kashyap Patel’s email account, they released his video. I’m just asking questions here.
Meanwhile at FBI headquarters: Kashyap Patel keeping us safe… what could possibly go wrong.
April 18, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Meanwhile at FBI headquarters: Kashyap Patel keeping us safe… what could possibly go wrong.
Don’t forget Kashyap Fucking Patel !! Haha
April 21, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Don’t forget Kashyap Fucking Patel !! Haha
Kashyap Pramod Patel, who speaks Gujarati and says he was raised strictly as a Hindu, appears to have converted to the Old Norse faith.
Kash Patel: "To my friend Charlie Kirk. Rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I'll see you at Valhalla"
September 12, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Kashyap Pramod Patel, who speaks Gujarati and says he was raised strictly as a Hindu, appears to have converted to the Old Norse faith.
Sounds like Kashyap Patel’s performance for one wasn’t well-received by the rest of the administration.
On the bright side, if he gets fired he can always go back to podcasting
On the bright side, if he gets fired he can always go back to podcasting
September 16, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Sounds like Kashyap Patel’s performance for one wasn’t well-received by the rest of the administration.
On the bright side, if he gets fired he can always go back to podcasting
On the bright side, if he gets fired he can always go back to podcasting
It sounds like Kashyap is in charge and on the case.
February 7, 2026 at 5:21 AM
It sounds like Kashyap is in charge and on the case.
#ProudBlue
For those who may not be aware, Kash Patel’s first name is actually KASHYAP. While watching @lawrenceodonnell.bsky.social on Monday night, he revealed this to his audience and for the rest of that segment, it was only KASHYAP PATEL.
Repeat after me:
KASHYAP
KASHYAP THE BOOZER
For those who may not be aware, Kash Patel’s first name is actually KASHYAP. While watching @lawrenceodonnell.bsky.social on Monday night, he revealed this to his audience and for the rest of that segment, it was only KASHYAP PATEL.
Repeat after me:
KASHYAP
KASHYAP THE BOOZER
April 22, 2026 at 1:32 PM
#ProudBlue
For those who may not be aware, Kash Patel’s first name is actually KASHYAP. While watching @lawrenceodonnell.bsky.social on Monday night, he revealed this to his audience and for the rest of that segment, it was only KASHYAP PATEL.
Repeat after me:
KASHYAP
KASHYAP THE BOOZER
For those who may not be aware, Kash Patel’s first name is actually KASHYAP. While watching @lawrenceodonnell.bsky.social on Monday night, he revealed this to his audience and for the rest of that segment, it was only KASHYAP PATEL.
Repeat after me:
KASHYAP
KASHYAP THE BOOZER
and that was against J Edgar Hoover's FBI! I know people are scared but Kashyap Patel is no Hoover
January 30, 2026 at 7:21 PM
and that was against J Edgar Hoover's FBI! I know people are scared but Kashyap Patel is no Hoover
Or Kashyap Pramod Patel.
August 9, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Or Kashyap Pramod Patel.
Do you remember this? It’s from February 5, 2026. Then Trump and Kashyap went out on a seashell hunt instead.
www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-f...
www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-f...
May 2, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Do you remember this? It’s from February 5, 2026. Then Trump and Kashyap went out on a seashell hunt instead.
www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-f...
www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-f...
Why isn’t Kashyap Pramod Vinod Patel wearing a rootin’ tootin’ hat?
August 19, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Why isn’t Kashyap Pramod Vinod Patel wearing a rootin’ tootin’ hat?
I generally don’t care about people mocking Kash Patel because fuck that guy. But there was a whole thread making fun of his real name, Kashyap, and I’m still thinking about it and stewing. Not just because my first formative romance hero is named Kashyap but also because it’s so xenophobic.
April 27, 2026 at 3:50 PM
I generally don’t care about people mocking Kash Patel because fuck that guy. But there was a whole thread making fun of his real name, Kashyap, and I’m still thinking about it and stewing. Not just because my first formative romance hero is named Kashyap but also because it’s so xenophobic.
Smith never lost his cool. Unlike say Kashyap Patel, who when grilled and becomes belligerent and defensive.
September 29, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Smith never lost his cool. Unlike say Kashyap Patel, who when grilled and becomes belligerent and defensive.
Kashyap is helping as usual it seems.
January 30, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Kashyap is helping as usual it seems.
Kash Patel and Nikki Haley...
Kashyap Pramod Vinod Patel
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Kashyap Pramod Vinod Patel
Nimrata Randhawa Haley
August 5, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Kash Patel and Nikki Haley...
Kashyap Pramod Vinod Patel
Nimrata Randhawa Haley
Kashyap Pramod Vinod Patel
Nimrata Randhawa Haley
Of course. Kashyap got hacked.
DOJ OFFICIAL SAYS FBI DIRECTOR'S PERSONAL EMAIL WAS BREACHED BY HACKERS
March 27, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Of course. Kashyap got hacked.
February 1, 2025 at 9:07 PM
His real name is Kashyap!
December 2, 2024 at 12:48 PM
His real name is Kashyap!
I know I always advocate for good people to stay in their roles despite awful people being charged to lead them, but if my boss was Kashyap Promad Patel, I would have quit the day he was confirmed.
October 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I know I always advocate for good people to stay in their roles despite awful people being charged to lead them, but if my boss was Kashyap Promad Patel, I would have quit the day he was confirmed.