#KevinQuotes from the day before he died.
My husband Kevin: "I love you." (pause) "I don't love the American electorate though."
Me: "Fair."
Me: "Fair."
June 17, 2025 at 6:28 AM
#KevinQuotes from the day before he died.
October 2022. #KevinQuotes
Kevin just watched me try & fail with a CAPTCHA and is now loudly saying "OH NO MY WIFE HAS BEEN REPLACED BY A ROBOT."
August 24, 2025 at 6:19 AM
October 2022. #KevinQuotes
Kevin should've been here to turn 64 tomorrow. Look at this kiddo. #KevinQuotes
Behold, it is really young Kevin! I have not actually seen many pictures of him as a kid. He posted this on Instagram. 🧵
September 4, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Kevin should've been here to turn 64 tomorrow. Look at this kiddo. #KevinQuotes
My husband, everybody. I miss him so damn much. #KevinQuotes
After “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” they showed fans on the scoreboard (as they do) & hey I got to see some white dude smack his naked belly repeatedly.
Me to Kevin: “Don’t be that guy.”
Him: “I’m going to be that guy while pointing to you and saying ‘that’s my wife.’”
Me to Kevin: “Don’t be that guy.”
Him: “I’m going to be that guy while pointing to you and saying ‘that’s my wife.’”
January 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
My husband, everybody. I miss him so damn much. #KevinQuotes
After “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” they showed fans on the scoreboard (as they do) & hey I got to see some white dude smack his naked belly repeatedly.
Me to Kevin: “Don’t be that guy.”
Him: “I’m going to be that guy while pointing to you and saying ‘that’s my wife.’”
Me to Kevin: “Don’t be that guy.”
Him: “I’m going to be that guy while pointing to you and saying ‘that’s my wife.’”
February 24, 2025 at 3:47 AM
#KevinQuotes from 2014
L: "Do people still say 'darn tootin'!'?"
K: "Only old people."
(looks at me)
"And goofy people."
K: "Only old people."
(looks at me)
"And goofy people."
January 19, 2025 at 7:02 AM
#KevinQuotes from 2014
#KevinQuotes, Thanksgiving edition
Did old people reminiscing today with Kevin while we were driving around.
Me: “Wasn’t it once a big deal to see the first Christmas TV ads on Thanksgiving Day during the parade? And the first winter holiday ads in the paper?”
Kevin: “That was a long, long time ago.”
Me: (sighs.)
Me: “Wasn’t it once a big deal to see the first Christmas TV ads on Thanksgiving Day during the parade? And the first winter holiday ads in the paper?”
Kevin: “That was a long, long time ago.”
Me: (sighs.)
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
#KevinQuotes, Thanksgiving edition
From February 2016. #KevinQuotes
Husband @KevinGAustin just informed me, "I'm watching that movie where Tom Cruise dies over & over again; I thought it'd cheer me up."
January 2, 2025 at 10:11 PM
From February 2016. #KevinQuotes
Me: "I always thought they'd acknowledge Finn's past as a stormtrooper more."
Kevin: "By being unable to hit anything when he shoots."
Kevin: "By being unable to hit anything when he shoots."
February 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
#KevinQuotes that need no further explanation
Me: "There's an AP article that fact checks it."
Kevin: "How? Did they interview his couch?"
Kevin: "How? Did they interview his couch?"
June 18, 2025 at 11:46 PM
#KevinQuotes that need no further explanation
So romantic. From 2023. #KevinQuotes
Husband just informed me that if he’s ever bitten by a zombie he’d tell me and also he’d off himself so I wouldn’t have to handle it. (“Unless you wanted to.”)
So romantic.
So romantic.
January 2, 2025 at 10:04 PM
So romantic. From 2023. #KevinQuotes
2016. #KevinQuotes
L: “I think tapering off Effexor may have triggered a manic episode.”
Kevin: “No, actually I think it might be a MANNIX episode.”
Kevin: “No, actually I think it might be a MANNIX episode.”
January 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
2016. #KevinQuotes
February 2020. Sigh. #KevinQuotes
Husband jokes about my fondness for pull through parking spots but it was satisfying in the far too busy Costco parking lot.
Me: “Ooh, there’s a pull through spot in the next aisle.”
[Heads that way.]
Kevin: “Go! Go! Go! Move! Move! Move!”
[I get the spot.]
Us: “We’re in!”
Me: “Ooh, there’s a pull through spot in the next aisle.”
[Heads that way.]
Kevin: “Go! Go! Go! Move! Move! Move!”
[I get the spot.]
Us: “We’re in!”
February 27, 2025 at 6:02 AM
February 2020. Sigh. #KevinQuotes
Me, worrying we have a mouse in the house.
Kevin, well . . . (See text messages . . . )
Kevin, well . . . (See text messages . . . )
May 18, 2025 at 4:35 AM
January 19, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Still funny. #KevinQuotes
LOL.
(I must have complained to Kevin about writers who referred to characters eyes as orbs and others who referred frequently to characters as "the blonde" or "the brunette.")
(I must have complained to Kevin about writers who referred to characters eyes as orbs and others who referred frequently to characters as "the blonde" or "the brunette.")
January 12, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Still funny. #KevinQuotes
From 2016. #KevinQuotes (paraphasing, at least).
Stayed up all night. Kevin asked if I was watching Prince videos, reading fanfic, or watching PERSON OF INTEREST.
(It's like he knows me.)
(It's like he knows me.)
January 3, 2025 at 7:09 AM
From 2016. #KevinQuotes (paraphasing, at least).
Me: “Ugh, I suppose I’m going to have to call them.”
Kevin: “I love making phone calls!”
L: “Really? Could you make some calls for me?”
K: [pretends his hand is a phone & speaks into it] “Hello! I’m making this call for my wife, I love making calls, calls are fun when they are fake like this!”
Kevin: “I love making phone calls!”
L: “Really? Could you make some calls for me?”
K: [pretends his hand is a phone & speaks into it] “Hello! I’m making this call for my wife, I love making calls, calls are fun when they are fake like this!”
January 12, 2025 at 6:46 AM
January 31, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I miss Kevin making this same joke every year. He'd sound so offended. #KevinQuotes
Earlier tonight my husband reminded me of that time last year when he gave me his heart and the very next day I gave it away and I have no recollection of this happening. Seems like that sort of thing would be memorable (and also quite gross).
December 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I miss Kevin making this same joke every year. He'd sound so offended. #KevinQuotes
From 2019. #KevinQuotes
Me: “Wow, this Perkins is playing all ‘80s music today.”
Kevin: “Well, they cater to old people, so . . . “
Thanks so much, @KevinGAustin.
Kevin: “Well, they cater to old people, so . . . “
Thanks so much, @KevinGAustin.
January 20, 2025 at 8:02 PM
From 2019. #KevinQuotes
I really loved Kevin. (Still do.) #KevinQuotes
.@KevinGAustin thinks the appropriate response to a ballpark proposal is always "no" and then to ask for security & have them escort the person who made the proposal out of the ballpark for being creepy.
April 12, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I really loved Kevin. (Still do.) #KevinQuotes
Walked into the living room and Kevin had the main screen for The Untamed pulled up on Netflix.
K: “Is this that one show? The popular one?”
L: “The most popular show in the world!”
K: “Among vidders?”
L: “And fanfic writers. Yes, that is the show.”
😂
K: “Is this that one show? The popular one?”
L: “The most popular show in the world!”
K: “Among vidders?”
L: “And fanfic writers. Yes, that is the show.”
😂
January 19, 2025 at 7:07 AM
#KevinQuotes about me being old and whatnot
Sitting here complaining again about the price of things.
Kevin: "You are definitely an old person."
Me: "These prices are highway robbery!"
Kevin: "Such an old person."
Kevin: "You are definitely an old person."
Me: "These prices are highway robbery!"
Kevin: "Such an old person."
June 28, 2026 at 3:32 AM
#KevinQuotes about me being old and whatnot