Hackers Say They Stole Thousands of Sensitive F.B.I. Personnel Records www.nytimes.com/2026/09/23/u...
Hackers Say They Stole Thousands of Sensitive F.B.I. Personnel Records (Gift Article)
The compromise, if confirmed, would be the latest in a string of cybersecurity failures at the F.B.I., which said it was investigating the matter.
www.nytimes.com
September 23, 2026 at 5:18 PM
I doubt Mulder & Scully (if they existed in real life) would consider working for #KeystoneKashPatel for even one nanosecond.
www.nytimes.com/2026/06/14/b...
www.nytimes.com/2026/06/14/b...
Kash Patel Keeps Suing the Press
www.nytimes.com
June 16, 2026 at 2:34 AM
I doubt Mulder & Scully (if they existed in real life) would consider working for #KeystoneKashPatel for even one nanosecond.
www.nytimes.com/2026/06/14/b...
www.nytimes.com/2026/06/14/b...
#KeystoneKashPatel identifies another "suspect" via video! What does this say about the Pipe Bomber's arrest?
Providence Police just released video of the suspect in the Brown University shooting that killed two and injured nine.
December 15, 2025 at 6:14 AM
#KeystoneKashPatel identifies another "suspect" via video! What does this say about the Pipe Bomber's arrest?
"Trying to make story appear as national security threat, #SexPredatorInChief4547 instructed #KeystoneKashPatel & Susie Wiles to oversee a leak investigation. Patel was summoned to White House & reportedly worked on it for 8 hours."
When's Kash getting 🔥d⁉️
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open.substack.com/pub/robertre...
When's Kash getting 🔥d⁉️
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open.substack.com/pub/robertre...
The Real Reason Trump Subpoenaed The New York Times
It has nothing to do with national security
open.substack.com
July 24, 2026 at 10:13 AM
"Trying to make story appear as national security threat, #SexPredatorInChief4547 instructed #KeystoneKashPatel & Susie Wiles to oversee a leak investigation. Patel was summoned to White House & reportedly worked on it for 8 hours."
When's Kash getting 🔥d⁉️
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open.substack.com/pub/robertre...
When's Kash getting 🔥d⁉️
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open.substack.com/pub/robertre...
Booker eviscerates Patel: "He's like an 18 year old kid who wants to join a fraternity that he could never be a member of, doing keg stands and chugging with friends. He's an embarrassment. He is a disgrace. This is a mockery and a sham. What's bad are the people enabling him."
September 15, 2026 at 7:03 PM
The brief, ignominious tenure of Lori Chavez-DeRemer is illustrative of deep dysfunction.
(So are the hopefully also *BRIEF* tenures of #KeystoneKashPatel & #PeteKegStand! 🤞!)
open.substack.com/pub/aaronrup...
(So are the hopefully also *BRIEF* tenures of #KeystoneKashPatel & #PeteKegStand! 🤞!)
open.substack.com/pub/aaronrup...
The demise of Lori Chavez-DeRemer and Trump's clown cabinet
Her brief, ignominious tenure is illustrative of deep dysfunction.
open.substack.com
April 28, 2026 at 11:05 AM
The brief, ignominious tenure of Lori Chavez-DeRemer is illustrative of deep dysfunction.
(So are the hopefully also *BRIEF* tenures of #KeystoneKashPatel & #PeteKegStand! 🤞!)
open.substack.com/pub/aaronrup...
(So are the hopefully also *BRIEF* tenures of #KeystoneKashPatel & #PeteKegStand! 🤞!)
open.substack.com/pub/aaronrup...
BREAKING EXCLUSIVE: In a stunning admission, the FBI just confirmed to me the existence of training videos instructing FBI analysts on what to redact in the Epstein Files. I’ll show you the letter and discuss the massive implications in one hour. Link below: www.muellershewrote.com/p/breaking-e...
BREAKING: EXCLUSIVE: FBI Admits it has Epstein Files Training Videos
In a letter sent to me in response to my Freedom of Information Act Request, the FBI admits to having training videos that it failed to release under the Epstein Files Transparency Act
www.muellershewrote.com
July 12, 2026 at 6:19 PM
"1 troll suggested the bag was Hunter’s.
Hunter responded with droll humor, 'It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.'"
@raharrington.bsky.social, do you believe #KeystoneKashPatel is diligently investigating that case to find out who *DID* bring coke in WH?
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Hunter responded with droll humor, 'It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.'"
@raharrington.bsky.social, do you believe #KeystoneKashPatel is diligently investigating that case to find out who *DID* bring coke in WH?
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June 13, 2026 at 12:43 AM
"1 troll suggested the bag was Hunter’s.
Hunter responded with droll humor, 'It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.'"
@raharrington.bsky.social, do you believe #KeystoneKashPatel is diligently investigating that case to find out who *DID* bring coke in WH?
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Hunter responded with droll humor, 'It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.'"
@raharrington.bsky.social, do you believe #KeystoneKashPatel is diligently investigating that case to find out who *DID* bring coke in WH?
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Kash Patel is drunk a lot and jumps to conclusions without evidence and is terrified he’s about to get fired — wild, wild story here from The Atlantic
www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
The FBI Director Is MIA
Kash Patel has alarmed colleagues with episodes of excessive drinking and unexplained absences.
www.theatlantic.com
July 11, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Imagine if on 1/6/2021, instead of Mike Pence Trump had #JustDanceVance.
Instead of Bill Barr, he’d had Todd Blanche.
Instead of Christopher Wray, he’d had #KeystoneKashPatel, for Christ’s sake.
To speak nothing of the gung-ho video game #Fascist Pete Hegseth.
#PeteKegStand
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Instead of Bill Barr, he’d had Todd Blanche.
Instead of Christopher Wray, he’d had #KeystoneKashPatel, for Christ’s sake.
To speak nothing of the gung-ho video game #Fascist Pete Hegseth.
#PeteKegStand
3/
July 16, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Imagine if on 1/6/2021, instead of Mike Pence Trump had #JustDanceVance.
Instead of Bill Barr, he’d had Todd Blanche.
Instead of Christopher Wray, he’d had #KeystoneKashPatel, for Christ’s sake.
To speak nothing of the gung-ho video game #Fascist Pete Hegseth.
#PeteKegStand
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Instead of Bill Barr, he’d had Todd Blanche.
Instead of Christopher Wray, he’d had #KeystoneKashPatel, for Christ’s sake.
To speak nothing of the gung-ho video game #Fascist Pete Hegseth.
#PeteKegStand
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In related news:
Did #KeystoneKashPatel FBI catch Nancy Guthrie's abductor (possible murderer) yet⁉️
If not, WHY⁉️
Did #KeystoneKashPatel FBI catch Nancy Guthrie's abductor (possible murderer) yet⁉️
If not, WHY⁉️
April 19, 2026 at 12:58 AM
In related news:
Did #KeystoneKashPatel FBI catch Nancy Guthrie's abductor (possible murderer) yet⁉️
If not, WHY⁉️
Did #KeystoneKashPatel FBI catch Nancy Guthrie's abductor (possible murderer) yet⁉️
If not, WHY⁉️
December 6, 2021 -
back in good old days when #KeystoneKashPatel did *NOT* egregiously mismanage the FBI‼️
www.businessinsider.com/fbi-used-saw...
back in good old days when #KeystoneKashPatel did *NOT* egregiously mismanage the FBI‼️
www.businessinsider.com/fbi-used-saw...
FBI agents used a saw to open a safe in Jeffrey Epstein's Manhattan mansion that held hard drives and diamonds
The FBI agent said a search of Epstein's mansion found numerous hard drives and CDs filled with photographs.
www.businessinsider.com
September 7, 2026 at 3:11 AM
December 6, 2021 -
back in good old days when #KeystoneKashPatel did *NOT* egregiously mismanage the FBI‼️
www.businessinsider.com/fbi-used-saw...
back in good old days when #KeystoneKashPatel did *NOT* egregiously mismanage the FBI‼️
www.businessinsider.com/fbi-used-saw...
I wonder whether #KeystoneKashPatel has fucked up FBI enough that they have to raise their maximum agent recruitment age as well.
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April 27, 2026 at 1:50 PM
I wonder whether #KeystoneKashPatel has fucked up FBI enough that they have to raise their maximum agent recruitment age as well.
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I wouldn't be surprised for even one nanosecond if #KeystoneKashPatel removed that designation from #SexPredatorInChief4547
on or very shortly after February 20, 2025 (date he was installed as FBI director).
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on or very shortly after February 20, 2025 (date he was installed as FBI director).
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September 10, 2026 at 2:06 AM
I wouldn't be surprised for even one nanosecond if #KeystoneKashPatel removed that designation from #SexPredatorInChief4547
on or very shortly after February 20, 2025 (date he was installed as FBI director).
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on or very shortly after February 20, 2025 (date he was installed as FBI director).
🙄
Were their workforces depleted by #PresidentMusk #DOGE in 2025, by any chance⁉️
(Or did FBI agents more recently leave for "greener pasture" jobs not abjectly mismanaged by 🥃 #KeystoneKashPatel?)
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apnews.com/article/just...
(Or did FBI agents more recently leave for "greener pasture" jobs not abjectly mismanaged by 🥃 #KeystoneKashPatel?)
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apnews.com/article/just...
Fears of looser standards as the FBI and Justice Department scramble to fill a depleted workforce
The FBI and Justice Department are scrambling to rebuild a depleted workforce after a wave of departures over the last year.
apnews.com
April 20, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Were their workforces depleted by #PresidentMusk #DOGE in 2025, by any chance⁉️
(Or did FBI agents more recently leave for "greener pasture" jobs not abjectly mismanaged by 🥃 #KeystoneKashPatel?)
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apnews.com/article/just...
(Or did FBI agents more recently leave for "greener pasture" jobs not abjectly mismanaged by 🥃 #KeystoneKashPatel?)
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apnews.com/article/just...
#Trump:
"We'll seek 'em out. We'll get rid of 'em". He added, "At every agency you have scum. Certainly they did at the FBI and the DOJ... We will prevail."
#KeystoneKashPatel was sworn in as the ninth Director of the Bureau on February 21, 2025
"We'll seek 'em out. We'll get rid of 'em". He added, "At every agency you have scum. Certainly they did at the FBI and the DOJ... We will prevail."
#KeystoneKashPatel was sworn in as the ninth Director of the Bureau on February 21, 2025
May 20, 2026 at 7:24 PM
#Trump:
"We'll seek 'em out. We'll get rid of 'em". He added, "At every agency you have scum. Certainly they did at the FBI and the DOJ... We will prevail."
#KeystoneKashPatel was sworn in as the ninth Director of the Bureau on February 21, 2025
"We'll seek 'em out. We'll get rid of 'em". He added, "At every agency you have scum. Certainly they did at the FBI and the DOJ... We will prevail."
#KeystoneKashPatel was sworn in as the ninth Director of the Bureau on February 21, 2025
Unfortunately for #KeystoneKashPatel, the "pending" case that Patel claims The Atlantic ignored has failed.
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lawandcrime.com/high-profile...
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lawandcrime.com/high-profile...
Kash Patel already loses defamation case over how he spends free time — no, not that one
The "specific lie" that gave rise to Kash Patel's defamation lawsuit against a national security commentator was nothing more than "rhetorical hyperbole," a federal judge ruled.
lawandcrime.com
April 23, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Unfortunately for #KeystoneKashPatel, the "pending" case that Patel claims The Atlantic ignored has failed.
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lawandcrime.com/high-profile...
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lawandcrime.com/high-profile...
"ANTIFA" = #AntiFascist, period‼️
September 17, 2020 -
so, of course, this FBI director is Christopher Wray, *NOT* #KeystoneKashPatel.
apnews.com/article/dona...
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September 17, 2020 -
so, of course, this FBI director is Christopher Wray, *NOT* #KeystoneKashPatel.
apnews.com/article/dona...
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August 21, 2026 at 1:34 PM
"ANTIFA" = #AntiFascist, period‼️
September 17, 2020 -
so, of course, this FBI director is Christopher Wray, *NOT* #KeystoneKashPatel.
apnews.com/article/dona...
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September 17, 2020 -
so, of course, this FBI director is Christopher Wray, *NOT* #KeystoneKashPatel.
apnews.com/article/dona...
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The behavior of the 3 top #DepartmentOfInjustice officials, Todd Blanche, #KeystoneKashPatel, & John Sauer (Solicitor General),
confirms that they understand the rules they are operating under:
#SexPredatorInChief4547 rules, *NOT* the rule of law.
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confirms that they understand the rules they are operating under:
#SexPredatorInChief4547 rules, *NOT* the rule of law.
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4/
August 16, 2026 at 5:35 AM
The behavior of the 3 top #DepartmentOfInjustice officials, Todd Blanche, #KeystoneKashPatel, & John Sauer (Solicitor General),
confirms that they understand the rules they are operating under:
#SexPredatorInChief4547 rules, *NOT* the rule of law.
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confirms that they understand the rules they are operating under:
#SexPredatorInChief4547 rules, *NOT* the rule of law.
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4/
I wonder whether #KeystoneKashPatel will get 🔥d in the near future,
or #SexPredatorInChief4547 will just find another woman to 🔥...
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or #SexPredatorInChief4547 will just find another woman to 🔥...
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Word is that 🤬 felon is considering firing the director of the FBI.
I found his replacement: Same qualifications, same intelligence, same facial expression.
#KashPatel #Doppelgänger #FBIDirector
I found his replacement: Same qualifications, same intelligence, same facial expression.
#KashPatel #Doppelgänger #FBIDirector
August 11, 2026 at 12:33 AM
I wonder whether #KeystoneKashPatel will get 🔥d in the near future,
or #SexPredatorInChief4547 will just find another woman to 🔥...
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or #SexPredatorInChief4547 will just find another woman to 🔥...
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Science magazine investigates #MillerMuskTrumpRegime #KeystoneKashPatel FBI witch hunt against Chinese scientific researchers
#Fascism #Xenophobia
🤬
www.wsws.org/en/articles/...
#Fascism #Xenophobia
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www.wsws.org/en/articles/...
<em>Science </em>magazine investigates FBI’s witch-hunt against Chinese researchers</em>
<em>Science</em> magazine, one of the most prestigious peer-reviewed publications in the world, has published an investigative report titled “Researching While Chinese,” detailing the Department of Ju...
www.wsws.org
May 20, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Science magazine investigates #MillerMuskTrumpRegime #KeystoneKashPatel FBI witch hunt against Chinese scientific researchers
#Fascism #Xenophobia
🤬
www.wsws.org/en/articles/...
#Fascism #Xenophobia
🤬
www.wsws.org/en/articles/...
The sooner this #Fascist scum #KeystoneKashPatel 🥃 poisons himself, the *BETTER*‼️
this is absolutely BONKERS behavior from the director of the FBI. it's a disgrace to his position and the entire US government.
May 12, 2026 at 8:02 PM
The sooner this #Fascist scum #KeystoneKashPatel 🥃 poisons himself, the *BETTER*‼️