Bashar al-Assad, Ayatollah Khameini, Vladimir Putin, your boys just took one hell of a beating.
November 29, 2024 at 10:39 PM
Bashar al-Assad, Ayatollah Khameini, Vladimir Putin, your boys just took one hell of a beating.
When he launched this war, the President vowed regime change and “unconditional surrender.”
What has he gotten? We went from Ayatollah Khamenei to Ayatollah Khameini Jr. - and are now negotiating over a 10-point plan written by the Iranians.
What has he gotten? We went from Ayatollah Khamenei to Ayatollah Khameini Jr. - and are now negotiating over a 10-point plan written by the Iranians.
April 11, 2026 at 5:39 PM
When he launched this war, the President vowed regime change and “unconditional surrender.”
What has he gotten? We went from Ayatollah Khamenei to Ayatollah Khameini Jr. - and are now negotiating over a 10-point plan written by the Iranians.
What has he gotten? We went from Ayatollah Khamenei to Ayatollah Khameini Jr. - and are now negotiating over a 10-point plan written by the Iranians.
just remembered the funniest ever attempt at a save
June 18, 2025 at 12:21 AM
just remembered the funniest ever attempt at a save
Trump und Netanyahu haben Stand jetzt also halb Teheran zerbombt, um Ayatollah Khameini durch Ayatollah Khameini zu ersetzen.
March 10, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Trump und Netanyahu haben Stand jetzt also halb Teheran zerbombt, um Ayatollah Khameini durch Ayatollah Khameini zu ersetzen.
Whenever I see someone getting out over their skis on a foreign policy take I remember Caitlin Flanagan confusing Ayatollah Khamenei with Ayatollah Khomeini and then claiming she was actually expressing a profound truth.
January 4, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Whenever I see someone getting out over their skis on a foreign policy take I remember Caitlin Flanagan confusing Ayatollah Khamenei with Ayatollah Khomeini and then claiming she was actually expressing a profound truth.
Trump says the threat of Iran is gone.
He killed the older, dying Khameini and replaced him with his younger, more radicalized son.
He killed the older, dying Khameini and replaced him with his younger, more radicalized son.
April 2, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Trump says the threat of Iran is gone.
He killed the older, dying Khameini and replaced him with his younger, more radicalized son.
He killed the older, dying Khameini and replaced him with his younger, more radicalized son.
Brilliant.
US invaded Iran to replace an old, dying Khameini with a younger, more radical Khameini and to BUY oil from the Islamic Republic and give them MORE money.
GENIUS STUFF!
www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
US invaded Iran to replace an old, dying Khameini with a younger, more radical Khameini and to BUY oil from the Islamic Republic and give them MORE money.
GENIUS STUFF!
www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
Trump administration lifts sanctions on millions of barrels of Iranian oil
The Treasury Department’s authorization of the sale of Iranian crude already at sea is likely to provide revenue for Iran’s war effort against the U.S.
www.washingtonpost.com
March 21, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Brilliant.
US invaded Iran to replace an old, dying Khameini with a younger, more radical Khameini and to BUY oil from the Islamic Republic and give them MORE money.
GENIUS STUFF!
www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
US invaded Iran to replace an old, dying Khameini with a younger, more radical Khameini and to BUY oil from the Islamic Republic and give them MORE money.
GENIUS STUFF!
www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
Reading the Khameini news:
March 1, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Reading the Khameini news:
Khameini came to me with tears in his eyes
April 1, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Khameini came to me with tears in his eyes
A newer, fresher, angrier Khameini, so there's that.
March 10, 2026 at 12:10 PM
A newer, fresher, angrier Khameini, so there's that.
Has anyone checked in on Caitlin?
February 28, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Has anyone checked in on Caitlin?
Hormuz. Water. Mine. Khameini. TV.
March 25, 2026 at 12:19 PM
Hormuz. Water. Mine. Khameini. TV.
Khameini sent me the most beautiful letter.
April 1, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Khameini sent me the most beautiful letter.
as president if I wanted to neuter a theoretical nuclear Iran i would simply expend our entire arsenal nuking every country outside Iran. 4d chess shit. what good is your fancy bomb now, khameini?
June 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
as president if I wanted to neuter a theoretical nuclear Iran i would simply expend our entire arsenal nuking every country outside Iran. 4d chess shit. what good is your fancy bomb now, khameini?
That’s Mojtaba Khameini. Ali Khameini was killed in one of the initial rounds of decapitation strikes on Iranian leadership.
Make an effort!
Make an effort!
Iran’s official military spokesperson Ibrahim Al-Fiqar shared this AI-generated image of Donald Trump bowing before Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei with the caption “The end..”
May 23, 2026 at 10:55 PM
That’s Mojtaba Khameini. Ali Khameini was killed in one of the initial rounds of decapitation strikes on Iranian leadership.
Make an effort!
Make an effort!
Never forget
March 3, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Never forget
You do not, under any circumstances, gotta hand it to Trump on Khameini.
Democratic Senator Tammy Duckworth: "I'm glad that Khamenei is dead ... My problem with this whole thing is how President Trump has gone about doing this."
March 1, 2026 at 12:23 PM
You do not, under any circumstances, gotta hand it to Trump on Khameini.
March 12, 2026 at 11:14 PM
No-one knows just Khameini there are.
March 4, 2026 at 1:14 AM
No-one knows just Khameini there are.
Ayatollah Khameini is Sunshine the dealer in this analogy
September 29, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Ayatollah Khameini is Sunshine the dealer in this analogy
Going for Khameini. Let's see if it was "successful."
February 28, 2026 at 7:05 AM
Going for Khameini. Let's see if it was "successful."
khameini jr posted that one of the peace conditions is revenge for his dad. truly allah provides for the faithful
it rocks that Lindsey Graham lived to see the US lose a war with Iran and then immediately died lmao
July 12, 2026 at 7:58 AM
khameini jr posted that one of the peace conditions is revenge for his dad. truly allah provides for the faithful
from the team that brought you "Khameini SMOOVE OFF shortly after market close" comes the smash new hit "Hostomel Airport 2: Operation Mercury Khargen", dropping this weekend
gonna be honest, chat: it's looking to me like we're blowing Khamenei's head smoove off shortly after market close friday
hopefully i'm wrong on this one, but like. you don't drop a few dozen f-22s in israel unless you're planning It (last time we did was 4days before the june '25 strikes)
hopefully i'm wrong on this one, but like. you don't drop a few dozen f-22s in israel unless you're planning It (last time we did was 4days before the june '25 strikes)
March 26, 2026 at 7:17 PM
from the team that brought you "Khameini SMOOVE OFF shortly after market close" comes the smash new hit "Hostomel Airport 2: Operation Mercury Khargen", dropping this weekend
Ali Khameini is the MOST OVERRATED supreme leader in franchise history
March 5, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Ali Khameini is the MOST OVERRATED supreme leader in franchise history
tfw you axed voice of america cuz what does it even do? then a year later you kill khameini. nothing happens, but now oil is over $100 a barrel. you slowly realize what voice of america was for as a 22 year old incel nervously informs you that it turns out there’s actually a *second* khameini.
guys im starting to think this whole thing might be fucked
May 1, 2026 at 3:36 AM
tfw you axed voice of america cuz what does it even do? then a year later you kill khameini. nothing happens, but now oil is over $100 a barrel. you slowly realize what voice of america was for as a 22 year old incel nervously informs you that it turns out there’s actually a *second* khameini.