go play some kickball, loser. seriously.
November 3, 2026 at 12:42 AM
go play some kickball, loser. seriously.
November 3, 2026 at 2:36 PM
the only sports now are roller derby, rugby, and queer kickball. get good, cissies.
blue tsunami so massive we’re banning cis people from playing sports
November 4, 2026 at 3:48 AM
the only sports now are roller derby, rugby, and queer kickball. get good, cissies.
Time to find out if I like kickball enough to play in the cold and rain lmao 🌧️🥶 Yappers won our first game of the winter season lfggggg 😤💪🏾
November 2, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Time to find out if I like kickball enough to play in the cold and rain lmao 🌧️🥶 Yappers won our first game of the winter season lfggggg 😤💪🏾
When my son was little, it practically took a notarized letter and a DNA swab to sign him up for afterschool kickball, but sure, champ. Keep squeezing that dementia juice out of your festering pumpkin head.
Trump: "Think of it. Your beautiful son leaves the house. His name is Tim. 'Goodbye Tim, I'll see you later.' 'Thank you, mommy, thank you.' And you don't see Tim for 4 days. 4 days later, Tim comes back as Sally. Okay? It's true. We have states that do that. A place called MN. I won it 3 times."
November 2, 2026 at 1:56 PM
When my son was little, it practically took a notarized letter and a DNA swab to sign him up for afterschool kickball, but sure, champ. Keep squeezing that dementia juice out of your festering pumpkin head.
On kickball Sundays we wear pink.
November 1, 2026 at 4:57 PM
On kickball Sundays we wear pink.
Ilya Rosanov, but he plays Stonewall Kickball.
October 31, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Ilya Rosanov, but he plays Stonewall Kickball.
Doing a little lighter leg day today since I have spin on Thursday, a 5k on Saturday as well as two kickball games. 🤞🏻 I don't kill my legs
November 3, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Doing a little lighter leg day today since I have spin on Thursday, a 5k on Saturday as well as two kickball games. 🤞🏻 I don't kill my legs
That’s my school baby! So many kickball balls on the roof.
November 4, 2026 at 1:50 PM
That’s my school baby! So many kickball balls on the roof.
I hate umping gay kickball bc what do you mean the teams are cornflower vs Caribbean blue?
November 1, 2026 at 3:58 PM
I hate umping gay kickball bc what do you mean the teams are cornflower vs Caribbean blue?
The is an American election, not a playground game of kickball.
November 5, 2026 at 2:17 PM
The is an American election, not a playground game of kickball.
recess is the best. Playing kickball, shooting hoops, playing tag, etc. Those politicians are so lucky.
announcing my bid to run for US Senate because I WANT TO GO TO RECESS TOO
November 5, 2026 at 1:21 AM
recess is the best. Playing kickball, shooting hoops, playing tag, etc. Those politicians are so lucky.
Man, I wish I could enjoy tonight without the knowledge of this fucking State, roughly around half of the people around me, voted for fucking genital inspections to make sure little Lily doesn't fucking dominate Middle School kickball or some bullshit.
November 4, 2026 at 7:07 AM
Man, I wish I could enjoy tonight without the knowledge of this fucking State, roughly around half of the people around me, voted for fucking genital inspections to make sure little Lily doesn't fucking dominate Middle School kickball or some bullshit.
Already playing by the GOP's rulebook about "political retribution" when it's just us wanting to live in a fucking country where people aren't snatched off the streets, where kids aren't subjected to invasive genital groping to play kickball, where you can afford groceries again.
November 4, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Already playing by the GOP's rulebook about "political retribution" when it's just us wanting to live in a fucking country where people aren't snatched off the streets, where kids aren't subjected to invasive genital groping to play kickball, where you can afford groceries again.
Is their a kickball game going on
November 3, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Is their a kickball game going on
Queenie it’s been one day and you’re already a kickball I don’t think this is going to end well
November 2, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Queenie it’s been one day and you’re already a kickball I don’t think this is going to end well
Took a kickball to the face and the rugby team is here. How do I look? Is my stache okay? 🥵
October 31, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Took a kickball to the face and the rugby team is here. How do I look? Is my stache okay? 🥵
I went to bible camp in the mountains and the climax of that experience was when they told us we’d play kickball, but I thought “there’s too many damn kids to play kickball properly”, and in that moment camp counselors propelled down from the rafters in army suits with their faces obstructed. >
please delight me with your most on-brand story from your childhood
mine is that I quit Cubs after two weeks because it clashed with Coronation Street
mine is that I quit Cubs after two weeks because it clashed with Coronation Street
November 5, 2026 at 6:55 PM
I went to bible camp in the mountains and the climax of that experience was when they told us we’d play kickball, but I thought “there’s too many damn kids to play kickball properly”, and in that moment camp counselors propelled down from the rafters in army suits with their faces obstructed. >
My favorite bad homily story is the one I heard about Jesus and John the Baptist at family outings as children. And they played kickball, "because that was the only game that had been invented."
November 1, 2026 at 8:56 PM
My favorite bad homily story is the one I heard about Jesus and John the Baptist at family outings as children. And they played kickball, "because that was the only game that had been invented."
Yeah man, it's a total loser to point out that the current republican line involves subjecting children to genital inspections before they're allowed to play kickball with their friends. Best to abandon that.
November 5, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Yeah man, it's a total loser to point out that the current republican line involves subjecting children to genital inspections before they're allowed to play kickball with their friends. Best to abandon that.