Elon Musk Finally Has A Child Who Loves Him 🩵
May 15, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Elon Musk Finally Has A Child Who Loves Him 🩵
My kid asked me what I used to play on the iPad as a kid, and I told her, I talked into a fan to sound like a robot.
January 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
My kid asked me what I used to play on the iPad as a kid, and I told her, I talked into a fan to sound like a robot.
My daughter asked me what I use to play on the iPad as a kid. I told her, I use to talk into a fan to sound like a robot.
April 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
My daughter asked me what I use to play on the iPad as a kid. I told her, I use to talk into a fan to sound like a robot.
29 Nov 2025
November 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
29 Nov 2025
Oh God, he’s gonna make a baby Hitler robot
July 20, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Oh God, he’s gonna make a baby Hitler robot
February 27, 2025 at 3:34 AM
My advice to this kid is to get in the goddamn robot
June 23, 2026 at 12:56 AM
My advice to this kid is to get in the goddamn robot
Kid Goku defeats the Pirate Robot
Dragon Ball Episode 51
Dragon Ball Episode 51
September 18, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Kid Goku defeats the Pirate Robot
Dragon Ball Episode 51
Dragon Ball Episode 51
Why is every Elon kid either named like a robot model or a Harry potter villain
Unnamed Elon baby confirmed and secret new Elon baby also just dropped
February 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Why is every Elon kid either named like a robot model or a Harry potter villain
Artificial intelligence when I was a kid
May 6, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Artificial intelligence when I was a kid
鉄腕アトム
ASTRO BOY
ASTRO BOY
November 19, 2024 at 9:20 PM
鉄腕アトム
ASTRO BOY
ASTRO BOY
Teacher here: Had a kid I couldn't stand—rude, sulky, contempt in human form. Asked AI to write them an encouraging letter, copied it out by hand. Kid did a 180, now chats with me after class. Thanks, robot overlords.
July 29, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Teacher here: Had a kid I couldn't stand—rude, sulky, contempt in human form. Asked AI to write them an encouraging letter, copied it out by hand. Kid did a 180, now chats with me after class. Thanks, robot overlords.
ROBOT LADY!
shes dad's coworker that hates everyone on the office but on take your kid to work day she got caught by a fat bald baby 😭
shes dad's coworker that hates everyone on the office but on take your kid to work day she got caught by a fat bald baby 😭
January 10, 2026 at 3:07 AM
ROBOT LADY!
shes dad's coworker that hates everyone on the office but on take your kid to work day she got caught by a fat bald baby 😭
shes dad's coworker that hates everyone on the office but on take your kid to work day she got caught by a fat bald baby 😭
Unfortunately, if the kid mentions a pronoun, the robot malfunctions and tries to destroy the planet.
Tesla’s Optimus robots walked out into the crowd after the new Robovan reveal. It will be able to “babysit your kids, walk your dog,” Elon Musk said
www.theverge.com/2024/10/10/2...
www.theverge.com/2024/10/10/2...
October 11, 2024 at 11:23 AM
Unfortunately, if the kid mentions a pronoun, the robot malfunctions and tries to destroy the planet.
Shadow and Maria plushies from Kid Robot.
October 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Shadow and Maria plushies from Kid Robot.
Rare Futurama screengrab drop
October 12, 2024 at 12:03 AM
Rare Futurama screengrab drop
Robot puppy kid influencer going around thier house listening to and rating the electronic beep each household appliance and gadget makes
March 30, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Robot puppy kid influencer going around thier house listening to and rating the electronic beep each household appliance and gadget makes
It's so quaint how in the 90s we worried that kids were gonna get fucked up by tamagotchis and now they're just giving every kid a free robot that generates child porn and tells you how to commit suicide
January 7, 2026 at 8:55 AM
It's so quaint how in the 90s we worried that kids were gonna get fucked up by tamagotchis and now they're just giving every kid a free robot that generates child porn and tells you how to commit suicide
Inflation is crazy. When I was a kid in the 1980s, you could buy a hamburger and fries for 1/2 Robot Points. Now it takes 15, maybe 20 Robot Points!! Wtf is wrong with society
May 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Inflation is crazy. When I was a kid in the 1980s, you could buy a hamburger and fries for 1/2 Robot Points. Now it takes 15, maybe 20 Robot Points!! Wtf is wrong with society
If you think kids will respect a robot teacher, you have never met a kid | Dave Schilling
If you think kids will respect a robot teacher, you have never met a kid | Dave Schilling
A New York school district has paused plans to bring an android into the classroom. Is this our educational future?
www.theguardian.com
August 1, 2026 at 4:56 PM
If you think kids will respect a robot teacher, you have never met a kid | Dave Schilling
Read “The Wild Robot” by Peter Brown with the kid. Such a sweet, thought provoking book. Sometimes kid literature is where it is at. #Booksky
February 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Read “The Wild Robot” by Peter Brown with the kid. Such a sweet, thought provoking book. Sometimes kid literature is where it is at. #Booksky
"You can murder a dudes kid for what his dad said with a robot BUT YOU CANT JUST CANCEL STUDENT LOANS," SCOTUS, on article II Authority
February 20, 2026 at 7:45 PM
"You can murder a dudes kid for what his dad said with a robot BUT YOU CANT JUST CANCEL STUDENT LOANS," SCOTUS, on article II Authority
Non-human? So if a kid says, "I am a robot" in a robot voice, that's also illegal? I don't want to only discriminate against the meowing kids
March 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Non-human? So if a kid says, "I am a robot" in a robot voice, that's also illegal? I don't want to only discriminate against the meowing kids