/9 Wife Text To Kid1: Dad hasn’t responded to my texts
Kid1 To Wife: Well I think they took away his phone in the hospital
Wife: ……
Kid1 To Wife: Well I think they took away his phone in the hospital
Wife: ……
October 31, 2025 at 10:59 PM
/9 Wife Text To Kid1: Dad hasn’t responded to my texts
Kid1 To Wife: Well I think they took away his phone in the hospital
Wife: ……
Kid1 To Wife: Well I think they took away his phone in the hospital
Wife: ……
/4 Since kid3 is back from college and kid1 came over for dinner the whole family is here. Kid1 is in a meat coma and sleeping leaning on me on the couch.
May 26, 2026 at 2:09 AM
/4 Since kid3 is back from college and kid1 came over for dinner the whole family is here. Kid1 is in a meat coma and sleeping leaning on me on the couch.
Kid1 texted to see what I was making for dinner and got irritable when I told him I was out
September 13, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Kid1 texted to see what I was making for dinner and got irritable when I told him I was out
/3 Kid3 [extremely unconvincing wide-eyed innocence]: Gosh dad what’s that smell
Me: please spare me
Kid1: Golly!
Me: please spare me
Kid1: Golly!
January 18, 2026 at 6:37 AM
/3 Kid3 [extremely unconvincing wide-eyed innocence]: Gosh dad what’s that smell
Me: please spare me
Kid1: Golly!
Me: please spare me
Kid1: Golly!
Kid1: My dad is an actor
Kid2: He's good. I thought he was your real dad
Kid2: He's good. I thought he was your real dad
May 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Kid1: My dad is an actor
Kid2: He's good. I thought he was your real dad
Kid2: He's good. I thought he was your real dad
When kid1 was a baby we went to a restaurant and someone got fajitas at the next table and the platter was loudly sizzling and smoking and kid1 pitched a fit and 24 years later everyone is still laughing at him about it.
October 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
When kid1 was a baby we went to a restaurant and someone got fajitas at the next table and the platter was loudly sizzling and smoking and kid1 pitched a fit and 24 years later everyone is still laughing at him about it.
Kid1, who is both an conductor and engineer for CN and has driven trains through SK wildfires himself, just sent me this video from Ontario. When I tell you they arent paid enough!!!
vt.tiktok.com/ZSXkuEadE/
vt.tiktok.com/ZSXkuEadE/
July 15, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Kid1, who is both an conductor and engineer for CN and has driven trains through SK wildfires himself, just sent me this video from Ontario. When I tell you they arent paid enough!!!
vt.tiktok.com/ZSXkuEadE/
vt.tiktok.com/ZSXkuEadE/
Just gonna give good ol’ kid1 a quick call
Police have been at Northeastern Univ. for a while and have now surrounded the encampment. I heard from someone on the scene they expected cops to move in shortly.
We'll see.
We'll see.
Police surround encampment of protesters at Northeastern University in Boston
Boston and campus police officers surrounded an encampment of pro-Palestinian protesters at Northeastern University on Thursday afternoon.
www.boston25news.com
April 25, 2024 at 8:22 PM
Just gonna give good ol’ kid1 a quick call
Ah memories. Five years ago kid1 was experiencing his first Boston November and I was texting him from a soccer game
November 9, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Ah memories. Five years ago kid1 was experiencing his first Boston November and I was texting him from a soccer game
Kid1 thoroughly got your ass.
September 13, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Kid1 thoroughly got your ass.
Kid1 and kid2 and cousins are making fun of kid3 for a 2007 Christmas picture where kid3 looks kind of overstuffed. Kid3: “I LOOK LIKE A RACIST CARICATURE!”
December 25, 2024 at 4:02 AM
Kid1 and kid2 and cousins are making fun of kid3 for a 2007 Christmas picture where kid3 looks kind of overstuffed. Kid3: “I LOOK LIKE A RACIST CARICATURE!”
/2 I remember the day we actually got kid1 - he was put in our arms and we were shoved into a taxi. It was very surreal. But he was focused on comforting the older Korean lady who had been the foster mom, giving kid1 a good home and love from birth to adoption. He held her hand in both of his.
September 12, 2025 at 3:44 AM
/2 I remember the day we actually got kid1 - he was put in our arms and we were shoved into a taxi. It was very surreal. But he was focused on comforting the older Korean lady who had been the foster mom, giving kid1 a good home and love from birth to adoption. He held her hand in both of his.
Kid1 got into Chapel Hill!
January 30, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Kid1 got into Chapel Hill!
When kid1 was like 6 a boy on his AYSO team had two moms and I said yeah he has two moms sometimes two women get married and sometimes two men and he said ok and asked for ice cream and I feel like it went ok....
August 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
When kid1 was like 6 a boy on his AYSO team had two moms and I said yeah he has two moms sometimes two women get married and sometimes two men and he said ok and asked for ice cream and I feel like it went ok....
Manche Tränen sind sehr schôn
Kid1 hat ihren Ausbildungsplatz
Kid1 hat ihren Ausbildungsplatz
December 16, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Manche Tränen sind sehr schôn
Kid1 hat ihren Ausbildungsplatz
Kid1 hat ihren Ausbildungsplatz
/3 20-somethings bored, stole kid1’s wallet and are mocking his id pictures. Kid1, who texted me at 330 am asking me to bring him water when I wake him up for pictures, is reacting to light like a b-movie vampire
August 18, 2024 at 6:57 PM
/3 20-somethings bored, stole kid1’s wallet and are mocking his id pictures. Kid1, who texted me at 330 am asking me to bring him water when I wake him up for pictures, is reacting to light like a b-movie vampire
Helping Kid1 unpack. Got his paw prints on the wall (his childhood dogs who are gone)
August 30, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Helping Kid1 unpack. Got his paw prints on the wall (his childhood dogs who are gone)
Six years since kid3 wrote this passive-aggressive classic to kid1. Now that she can drive on her own she no longer bugs him for rides, though.
June 23, 2024 at 11:20 PM
Six years since kid3 wrote this passive-aggressive classic to kid1. Now that she can drive on her own she no longer bugs him for rides, though.
Kid3’s graduation is tonight and we have to get her to the place like 2 hours in advance and we were wondering what to do when my wife points out that it’s across the street from YardHouse and Kid1 and kid2 are over 21 and I’m pleased.
May 30, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Kid3’s graduation is tonight and we have to get her to the place like 2 hours in advance and we were wondering what to do when my wife points out that it’s across the street from YardHouse and Kid1 and kid2 are over 21 and I’m pleased.
Kid1 über das Gerichtsurteil informiert.
Kid1:“die haben sich mit den falschen angelegt! Schlimm nur all die anderen, die sich gegen solche Ämter nicht wehren, nicht wehren können….“
Kid1:“die haben sich mit den falschen angelegt! Schlimm nur all die anderen, die sich gegen solche Ämter nicht wehren, nicht wehren können….“
December 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Kid1 über das Gerichtsurteil informiert.
Kid1:“die haben sich mit den falschen angelegt! Schlimm nur all die anderen, die sich gegen solche Ämter nicht wehren, nicht wehren können….“
Kid1:“die haben sich mit den falschen angelegt! Schlimm nur all die anderen, die sich gegen solche Ämter nicht wehren, nicht wehren können….“
Kid1 graduates this year, kid2 next year, then kid3 starts college.
March 23, 2024 at 1:37 PM
Kid1 graduates this year, kid2 next year, then kid3 starts college.
/3 And so the entire family (me, wife, three kids, in laws) shoveled panda shit and helped prepare panda meals and fed pandas. There’s kid1 feeding a notably not particularly gracious about it panda.
July 11, 2025 at 4:56 PM
/3 And so the entire family (me, wife, three kids, in laws) shoveled panda shit and helped prepare panda meals and fed pandas. There’s kid1 feeding a notably not particularly gracious about it panda.
Es duftet großartig
September 21, 2024 at 11:42 AM
Es duftet großartig
Me to kid1: hey guess what, nearly every Dem wants Harris but one! Kid1: is it an old white guy? Me: Yeah. From Texas. Kid1: so glad I was sitting down for the shock.
July 22, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Me to kid1: hey guess what, nearly every Dem wants Harris but one! Kid1: is it an old white guy? Me: Yeah. From Texas. Kid1: so glad I was sitting down for the shock.
/3 part of the calculus is that kid1 is fully launched and independent but tends to come home Sunday evening after his soccer league and want to be fed so I need something he and kid2 will eat.
April 16, 2026 at 11:57 PM
/3 part of the calculus is that kid1 is fully launched and independent but tends to come home Sunday evening after his soccer league and want to be fed so I need something he and kid2 will eat.