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Mom’s patience: not infinite. 😅
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May 17, 2026 at 1:00 PM
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Valid request, actually.
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May 2, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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300 feet tall. Unstoppable. Until Mom.
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May 19, 2026 at 5:00 AM
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Nobody is surviving this household intact.
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June 18, 2026 at 6:01 PM
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GLOONK. In little sips, Calvin.
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June 1, 2026 at 5:00 AM
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Honestly the only life metric that matters 🙌🏻
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July 7, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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Mom just wanted five minutes. 😅
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May 20, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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Big talk, Martian energy 😅
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July 15, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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The goals he sets for himself. 🤣
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June 9, 2026 at 6:03 PM
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Naturally, jail is the first guess 💀
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July 1, 2026 at 6:03 PM
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Calvin already knows where the real power is
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June 22, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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Flunked the test… but technically won the hustle.
Priorities. 😌😅
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March 1, 2026 at 6:00 AM
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“…further bulletins as events warrant.” Living his best life.
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June 10, 2026 at 5:00 AM
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if you’re gonna fall, fall with a TA-DAAA 🙌🏻
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June 12, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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He wanted the reaction, not the record.
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September 10, 2026 at 11:02 PM
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You can't blame him for trying.

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August 28, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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Dad won the argument. Calvin won the night. 😅

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August 16, 2026 at 5:00 AM
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The survival instinct kicks in fast around anyone holding a razor.
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September 16, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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All those powers and the first move is still calling mom 😅
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September 5, 2026 at 6:01 PM
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Being told you need a reason for everything felt wildly unfair as a kid. Sometimes you just wanted to make noise.
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February 8, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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Full werewolf transformation, and only the drooling got flagged.

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August 24, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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When you can't get money the normal way, you sell the car 🙃 #CalvinandHobbes #KidEnergy
September 15, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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Walking is always a good thing, but have we focused too much on making it "productive"? What if you just walked like a kid? #whatif #substack #read #kidenergy #subscribe #booksky📚🩵
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July 17, 2026 at 1:14 PM