“I don’t have any choice” says the kidnapper.
ICE kidnapping a mother as her child begs the officers not to take her.
Heartbreaking 💔 😢
Heartbreaking 💔 😢
August 29, 2025 at 12:19 PM
“I don’t have any choice” says the kidnapper.
asking my kidnapper if he has any snacks in his kidnapper bag
November 26, 2024 at 6:10 PM
asking my kidnapper if he has any snacks in his kidnapper bag
Accidentally sent a heart emoji to my son’s kidnapper. So embarrassed
December 22, 2024 at 10:08 PM
Accidentally sent a heart emoji to my son’s kidnapper. So embarrassed
Kidnapper: your going in the trunk
Me: *you’re
Me: *you’re
September 26, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Kidnapper: your going in the trunk
Me: *you’re
Me: *you’re
13 yr girl old breaks the ankle of a wouldbe kidnapper with Jiu-Jitsu
May 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
13 yr girl old breaks the ankle of a wouldbe kidnapper with Jiu-Jitsu
Putain à chaque fois qu'un président se fait kidnapper c'est même pas le nôtre
January 3, 2026 at 10:50 AM
Putain à chaque fois qu'un président se fait kidnapper c'est même pas le nôtre
Kidnapper: where do you think your going?
Me: *you’re
Me: *you’re
July 7, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Kidnapper: where do you think your going?
Me: *you’re
Me: *you’re
October 7, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Here’s one kidnapper to be identified.
October 10, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Here’s one kidnapper to be identified.
My kidnapper returning me after I trauma dumped
November 27, 2024 at 11:45 AM
My kidnapper returning me after I trauma dumped
says the child kidnapper
Parents and teachers in southern California are urgently asking for help to find a fourth grader who is being “held captive” by immigration authorities in Texas.
Outrage after California fourth grader is detained by ICE during immigration hearing
Martir Garcia Lara was ordered into custody in Houston as federal agents target courthouses nationwide
www.independent.co.uk
June 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
says the child kidnapper
March 9, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Kidnapper: your coming with me
Me: * you’re
Me: * you’re
November 15, 2024 at 12:59 PM
Kidnapper: your coming with me
Me: * you’re
Me: * you’re
Kidnapper: your getting in the trunk
Me: *you’re
Me: *you’re
February 14, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Kidnapper: your getting in the trunk
Me: *you’re
Me: *you’re
Kidnapper: get in the car!
Me: shotgun!
Me: shotgun!
September 24, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Kidnapper: get in the car!
Me: shotgun!
Me: shotgun!
Escaping from a Kidnapper Probz 📱
April 16, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Escaping from a Kidnapper Probz 📱
“ICE agents have to wear masks and no uniform because they have become so deeply unpopular that it’s safer to appear to be a vigilante kidnapper” is a hell of an argument
June 17, 2025 at 8:32 PM
“ICE agents have to wear masks and no uniform because they have become so deeply unpopular that it’s safer to appear to be a vigilante kidnapper” is a hell of an argument
ME: what’s for dinner
KIDNAPPER: omg we let you go four hours ago
KIDNAPPER: omg we let you go four hours ago
June 23, 2023 at 5:37 PM
ME: what’s for dinner
KIDNAPPER: omg we let you go four hours ago
KIDNAPPER: omg we let you go four hours ago
This is rich, coming a oft-convicted felon who is currently America's busiest kidnapper and human trafficker.
June 8, 2025 at 3:13 PM
This is rich, coming a oft-convicted felon who is currently America's busiest kidnapper and human trafficker.
KIDNAPPER: all of my demands are on the table
POLICE CAT: for now
POLICE CAT: for now
September 21, 2023 at 6:48 PM
KIDNAPPER: all of my demands are on the table
POLICE CAT: for now
POLICE CAT: for now
I always eat with kidnapper gloves on
October 7, 2026 at 1:53 PM
I always eat with kidnapper gloves on
They're better people than I am. If my kidnapper was drowning I'd throw him a fucking anchor.
Two women trained as first responders were abducted by three ICE agents. One of the agents starts seizing. The other two don’t know what to do. The women jump into action and save the agent’s life, only to be re-handcuffed and processed.
www.startribune.com/detained-by-...
www.startribune.com/detained-by-...
Detained by ICE, two women became first responders during agent’s seizure
The women say they guided agents through the emergency, later raising concerns about medical protocols, weapons safety and accountability.
www.startribune.com
January 24, 2026 at 4:12 AM
They're better people than I am. If my kidnapper was drowning I'd throw him a fucking anchor.
Christopher Columbus was a kidnapper, a massive plunderer, a homicidal tyrant. Is it any wonder Trump wants to elevate him again?
April 28, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Christopher Columbus was a kidnapper, a massive plunderer, a homicidal tyrant. Is it any wonder Trump wants to elevate him again?
Very “don’t let the kidnapper take you to a second location” vibes needed here
April 17, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Very “don’t let the kidnapper take you to a second location” vibes needed here
The word for masked gunmen who disappear people off the street is "kidnapper."
California has introduced a bill that will prohibit all law enforcement in the state from masking their faces
June 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
The word for masked gunmen who disappear people off the street is "kidnapper."