Don’t do drugs kids
November 2, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Don’t do drugs kids
I hope you kept your kids safe and skipped these deplorable places.
November 1, 2026 at 5:11 AM
I hope you kept your kids safe and skipped these deplorable places.
The adults stole Halloween from the kids.
October 31, 2026 at 12:36 AM
The adults stole Halloween from the kids.
Hopefully, the parents saw this and not just the kids.
November 2, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Hopefully, the parents saw this and not just the kids.
I dig Halloween because it’s a bunch of adults who just spend money and time to make a night for kids awesome for no other reason than making kids happy is awesome.
November 1, 2026 at 1:18 AM
I dig Halloween because it’s a bunch of adults who just spend money and time to make a night for kids awesome for no other reason than making kids happy is awesome.
Kids: Don’t do drugs!
November 2, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Kids: Don’t do drugs!
Kids. Baseball. Awesome
October 30, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Kids. Baseball. Awesome
giving out candy to the normal kids and feminist anarchist zines to the ones dressed as Harry Potter
October 31, 2026 at 10:22 PM
giving out candy to the normal kids and feminist anarchist zines to the ones dressed as Harry Potter
Liberals Tried To Get My Kids on Halloween
October 30, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Liberals Tried To Get My Kids on Halloween
introducing the kids to the good shit
October 29, 2026 at 10:49 PM
introducing the kids to the good shit
He kills a bunch of kids, right?
October 31, 2026 at 2:30 PM
He kills a bunch of kids, right?
Whose kids are those at the White House Halloween event wearing a Soviet uniform and traditional attire of genocidal invaders? Those are administration kids, aren't they? So whose?
October 30, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Whose kids are those at the White House Halloween event wearing a Soviet uniform and traditional attire of genocidal invaders? Those are administration kids, aren't they? So whose?
Annual reminder that teenagers are also kids and if you see them out trick or treating, don’t give them crap, give them candy
October 31, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Annual reminder that teenagers are also kids and if you see them out trick or treating, don’t give them crap, give them candy
"I can't pick up the kids today. I drove the car into a lake. It's not possible for me to pick up the kids, or go to work, or pay the rent, all these things."
Trump: We can't take care of daycare. We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things.
October 31, 2026 at 12:21 AM
"I can't pick up the kids today. I drove the car into a lake. It's not possible for me to pick up the kids, or go to work, or pay the rent, all these things."
George Bush left these kids Behind and now it's everyone else's problem. Read a BOOK
October 30, 2026 at 5:55 PM
George Bush left these kids Behind and now it's everyone else's problem. Read a BOOK
I bought some of these for the kids… and by kids I mean me 😂 #Halloween🎃
October 31, 2026 at 3:26 PM
I bought some of these for the kids… and by kids I mean me 😂 #Halloween🎃
White People Be Naming Their Dogs "James" And Their Kids "Scooter"
November 1, 2026 at 5:13 PM
White People Be Naming Their Dogs "James" And Their Kids "Scooter"
Happy Halloween kids! 🐺🎃
-Dad, you are late...
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-Dad, you are late...
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November 1, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Happy Halloween kids! 🐺🎃
-Dad, you are late...
-???
-Dad, you are late...
-???
Remember those two children who showed up at the White House dressed as Russians for Halloween? Well, surprise! They were Stephen Miller's kids. Russia! Russia! Russia!
It turns out that it was the White House deputy chief of staff for policy and homeland security who dressed his children like russians for the White House Halloween reception, complete with a russian tank forces patch and a Soviet army cap for his son, and a sarafan and kokoshnik for his daughter.
October 31, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Remember those two children who showed up at the White House dressed as Russians for Halloween? Well, surprise! They were Stephen Miller's kids. Russia! Russia! Russia!
"Mother who saves every possible kind of tube for kids' projects"
(the sign on the box says, "don't throw these away!")
(the sign on the box says, "don't throw these away!")
October 31, 2026 at 2:34 PM
"Mother who saves every possible kind of tube for kids' projects"
(the sign on the box says, "don't throw these away!")
(the sign on the box says, "don't throw these away!")
October 30, 2026 at 2:19 AM