"A man who calls himself Killguy? Might be a problem!"
August 26, 2026 at 2:38 AM
"A man who calls himself Killguy? Might be a problem!"
"Gen. Killguy, what's the status of our operations in—"
[Door bursts open, twelve barely postpubescent teens with rifles scramble into the room, Pete Hegseth is arrested for saying 'status' in a government meeting]
[Door bursts open, twelve barely postpubescent teens with rifles scramble into the room, Pete Hegseth is arrested for saying 'status' in a government meeting]
March 9, 2025 at 3:50 PM
"Gen. Killguy, what's the status of our operations in—"
[Door bursts open, twelve barely postpubescent teens with rifles scramble into the room, Pete Hegseth is arrested for saying 'status' in a government meeting]
[Door bursts open, twelve barely postpubescent teens with rifles scramble into the room, Pete Hegseth is arrested for saying 'status' in a government meeting]
And so many Isekai would be better if the main character was just born in the setting. I don’t need Killguy mc Main character referencing how they miss Doritos every time they eat
February 5, 2026 at 8:57 PM
And so many Isekai would be better if the main character was just born in the setting. I don’t need Killguy mc Main character referencing how they miss Doritos every time they eat
i bought a SuperGun 9000 to mount onto my ship the MegaDestroyer Lite. i chewed through the criminal James Bloke's shields, roughly consistent with wet toilet paper. His SpaceShip 35 turned into a ball of ignited HyperFUel. "I hate killing," i said, my name casually being Mr. KillGuy Deathjim
July 18, 2025 at 8:39 AM
i bought a SuperGun 9000 to mount onto my ship the MegaDestroyer Lite. i chewed through the criminal James Bloke's shields, roughly consistent with wet toilet paper. His SpaceShip 35 turned into a ball of ignited HyperFUel. "I hate killing," i said, my name casually being Mr. KillGuy Deathjim
“On the count of first degree murder, how do you plead, Joey Killguy-Busted?”
November 3, 2023 at 1:50 AM
“On the count of first degree murder, how do you plead, Joey Killguy-Busted?”
Back in my day we didn’t have the Skibidi Toilets. We were too busy being chased by Slenderman and reading about Jeff The Killguy
March 11, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Back in my day we didn’t have the Skibidi Toilets. We were too busy being chased by Slenderman and reading about Jeff The Killguy
Shithead Robin Hood 24: Robin Hood Was Such A Shithead Killguy
April 20, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Shithead Robin Hood 24: Robin Hood Was Such A Shithead Killguy
"Erm I can't immerse myself if I play as a girl cause I'm a guy" well you're not a Super Badass Hot Killguy 5000 either and you can immerse yourself just fine
December 15, 2024 at 3:37 PM
"Erm I can't immerse myself if I play as a girl cause I'm a guy" well you're not a Super Badass Hot Killguy 5000 either and you can immerse yourself just fine
Doctor killguy seems nice- what's his number?
April 4, 2024 at 10:35 AM
Doctor killguy seems nice- what's his number?
"some part of me says killing is wrong... But the part of me... That makes me an Empath, the best kind of person there is... That part of me says maybe murder is sexy. No! I mustn't! Damn that Doctor Killguy!! I won't give in to my darkness!!"
Shit writes itself
Shit writes itself
April 4, 2024 at 10:04 AM
"some part of me says killing is wrong... But the part of me... That makes me an Empath, the best kind of person there is... That part of me says maybe murder is sexy. No! I mustn't! Damn that Doctor Killguy!! I won't give in to my darkness!!"
Shit writes itself
Shit writes itself
𝗗𝗿𝗮𝗴𝗸𝗲𝘆 - 𝗞𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗚𝘂𝘆 𝗠𝗲𝗺𝗲
A meme I had fun with last year. Almost did it with Sadako, but instead chose these two lovers. Since Donkey will have to be tough to survive Dragon's passion.
#DragonShrek #DonkeyShrek #KillGuy #meme #married #Shrek #dragon #donkey #lovers #sizedifference
A meme I had fun with last year. Almost did it with Sadako, but instead chose these two lovers. Since Donkey will have to be tough to survive Dragon's passion.
#DragonShrek #DonkeyShrek #KillGuy #meme #married #Shrek #dragon #donkey #lovers #sizedifference
May 23, 2024 at 6:51 PM
𝗗𝗿𝗮𝗴𝗸𝗲𝘆 - 𝗞𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗚𝘂𝘆 𝗠𝗲𝗺𝗲
A meme I had fun with last year. Almost did it with Sadako, but instead chose these two lovers. Since Donkey will have to be tough to survive Dragon's passion.
#DragonShrek #DonkeyShrek #KillGuy #meme #married #Shrek #dragon #donkey #lovers #sizedifference
A meme I had fun with last year. Almost did it with Sadako, but instead chose these two lovers. Since Donkey will have to be tough to survive Dragon's passion.
#DragonShrek #DonkeyShrek #KillGuy #meme #married #Shrek #dragon #donkey #lovers #sizedifference
Damnit, detective, your unique genius brain is getting you too close to the mind of an actual killer. Doctor Killguy knows this!!! He's just messing with your head!! He's a sick fuck.
April 4, 2024 at 10:02 AM
Damnit, detective, your unique genius brain is getting you too close to the mind of an actual killer. Doctor Killguy knows this!!! He's just messing with your head!! He's a sick fuck.
a facebook friend is encouraging empathy for the killguy because he was protecting a transgender person...
I think that's not known, despite irresponsible reporting from some poor outlets, yeah? I kinda don't wanna speak up in this case but let's not lead with this take
I think that's not known, despite irresponsible reporting from some poor outlets, yeah? I kinda don't wanna speak up in this case but let's not lead with this take
September 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
a facebook friend is encouraging empathy for the killguy because he was protecting a transgender person...
I think that's not known, despite irresponsible reporting from some poor outlets, yeah? I kinda don't wanna speak up in this case but let's not lead with this take
I think that's not known, despite irresponsible reporting from some poor outlets, yeah? I kinda don't wanna speak up in this case but let's not lead with this take
Tldr of this douche's argument:
"I CAN'T BE A MUNCHKIN IN PF2E! WAAAH! I CAN'T BE KILLGUY MCCOOLFACE THE ALL POWERFUL! I HAVE TO BE *MEDIOCRE* AT LOW LEVELS AND CAN NEVER TRIVIALIZE DICE ROLLS WAAAH!"
Folks like him need to keep themselves contained to CRPGs where they're the center of the world
"I CAN'T BE A MUNCHKIN IN PF2E! WAAAH! I CAN'T BE KILLGUY MCCOOLFACE THE ALL POWERFUL! I HAVE TO BE *MEDIOCRE* AT LOW LEVELS AND CAN NEVER TRIVIALIZE DICE ROLLS WAAAH!"
Folks like him need to keep themselves contained to CRPGs where they're the center of the world
October 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Tldr of this douche's argument:
"I CAN'T BE A MUNCHKIN IN PF2E! WAAAH! I CAN'T BE KILLGUY MCCOOLFACE THE ALL POWERFUL! I HAVE TO BE *MEDIOCRE* AT LOW LEVELS AND CAN NEVER TRIVIALIZE DICE ROLLS WAAAH!"
Folks like him need to keep themselves contained to CRPGs where they're the center of the world
"I CAN'T BE A MUNCHKIN IN PF2E! WAAAH! I CAN'T BE KILLGUY MCCOOLFACE THE ALL POWERFUL! I HAVE TO BE *MEDIOCRE* AT LOW LEVELS AND CAN NEVER TRIVIALIZE DICE ROLLS WAAAH!"
Folks like him need to keep themselves contained to CRPGs where they're the center of the world