#Kindergärten
At CEO kindergarten they practice lockdowns to survive an active shooter. Wait no that’s regular kindergarten with regular baby children
December 10, 2024 at 9:09 AM
Good morning from my kiddo's kindergarten worksheet.
March 1, 2024 at 12:26 PM
Not joking when I say knowing phone number and address is a kindergarten skill
September 24, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Kindergarten
Just now off the Senate floor: Susan Collins gets into an elevator. Chuck Schumer walks into that elevator behind her. Susan Collins quickly walks out before the door closes and looks for another elevator.
March 11, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Welcome to the Chao Kindergarten!
June 10, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Little kids, graduating kindergarten. Little kids.
Trump is now using his platform to attack kindergarteners because they are Muslim
July 6, 2026 at 4:39 PM
unfair to kindergarten artists
March 14, 2025 at 4:22 PM
my kindergarten teacher
August 8, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Sen. Whitehouse: "The toddlers are clearly running the kindergarten over at the House Republican caucus."
December 19, 2024 at 3:37 AM
this shit would be so easy for me. it would be kindergarten for babies
With Jack’s departure, we are searching for a new board member for the Bluesky public benefit company who shares our commitment to building a social network that puts people in control of their experience. More to come!
May 6, 2024 at 3:22 AM
Was responsible for a kindergarten class today
May 23, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Pedro Friedeberg, Kant's Kindergarten, 1973
May 24, 2026 at 10:26 PM
friend said they're besties since kindergarten
January 6, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Mabel insisted on sitting with me when I got my haircut which hasn't happened since my grandma did the same thing when I was in kindergarten.
November 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Kindergarten drama heated
I am seeing people unironically comparing The Bluey Movie… to this.
August 16, 2026 at 8:12 PM
British Royal Guard horse has a sensitivity of a kindergarten teacher
May 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
A Russian jet-powered drone hit a kindergarten in Kyiv.
September 27, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Look at this mess he made. It looks like finger painting by a bunch of kindergarten children.
May 14, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Finished kindergarten.
May 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
"This was an experiment by a kindergarten class. They dropped seeds in the cracks of the sidewalk to see what would happen.
This would help our bees "
via I Love Bees
June 7, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Give "Control Salt Delete" kid a medal you cowards
December 26, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Going to kindergarten
September 6, 2026 at 7:20 PM
crashed on its way to bomb another kindergarten or children's hospital.
September 29, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Brave defender Natalia Grabarchuk, a former kindergarten teacher, stopped a Russian cruise missile from killing civilians in #Ukraine.
November 17, 2024 at 2:50 PM