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amerivelascoggames.bsky.social
Have you seen this cat? ≽(◉˕ ◉ ≼マ.ᐟ

#KitKatHeist #TakeABreak #KitKat #Chocolate #Kittenbay #HiddenObject #Cats #IndieGames
March 31, 2026 at 11:09 AM
pink-sakura-studio.bsky.social
Who the hell is this guy 💀💀💀

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Tags: #gamedev #indiedev #indiegame #kitkat #kitkatheist
April 3, 2026 at 11:34 AM
youvszombies.bsky.social
Sorry KitKat, the bunker needed supplies! 🤷

#KitKatHeist #IndieGame #ZombieApocalypse
April 3, 2026 at 3:19 PM
quick13.bsky.social
Guess they REALLY needed a Break! #KitKatHeist
March 28, 2026 at 3:56 PM
leadstories.com
Fact Check: Former UK PM Liz Truss Did NOT Say That 'Underground Transgender Mafia' May Be Responsible For KitKat Chocolate Heist
#CheckTok #LizTruss #KitKatHeist #FactCheck #TransgenderMafia
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March 31, 2026 at 9:14 AM
thammerich.bsky.social
I think I just cracked the case of the missing #KitKat… and it goes deeper than anyone thought 🪨🍫

🔎 Now: who did it?

#KitKatHeist
Picture: A geologist in the field investigates a cracked geode filled with KitKat bars.
April 1, 2026 at 5:51 PM
562alexd.bsky.social
youtube.com/shorts/pp_Zw...

12 Tons of KitKat Bars Stolen in Epic Chocolate Heist – Truck Vanishes from Italy to Poland!

Linktr.ee/562AlexD

#KitKatTheft #KitKatHeist #NestleChocolate #12TonsKitKat #ChocolateTheft
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Linktr.ee/562AlexD 12 Tons of KitKat Bars Stolen in Epic Chocolate Heist – Truck Vanishes from Italy to Poland! #KitKatTheft #KitKatHeist #NestleChocolate #12TonsKitKat #ChocolateTheft
youtube.com
March 30, 2026 at 11:12 PM
gemcraftgames.bsky.social
Have you seen this cat?

#KitKatHeist #TakeABreak #KitKat #Chocolate #Kittenbay #HiddenObject #Cats
March 31, 2026 at 11:06 AM
jamesmullinger.bsky.social
So heartwarming to see so many brands finding the mass theft of Kit Kats absolutely hilarious. Hope they keep that same energy when the rest of us “forget” to scan something at self check out… #KitKat #KitKatHeist #HaveaBreak #ChocolateHeist
April 3, 2026 at 2:46 PM
themediacentre.org
KitKat heist? What KitKat Heist?
We know nothing … honest … we swear.

But remember you saw nothing right?

Oh and Happy April 1st everyone!

#themediacentre #aprilfool#huiddersfield #kitkatheist #justabitoffun
April 1, 2026 at 10:27 AM
ranmah76.bsky.social
A yup #kitkatheist

wtop.com/food-restaur...
Thieves steal 12 tons of KitKat bars in Europe chocolate heist - WTOP News
Thieves have stolen more than 400,000 KitKat chocolate bars weighing around 12 tons from a truck in Europe.
wtop.com
March 30, 2026 at 9:31 PM
stayupolknights.bsky.social
We hear 12 tons of KitKats went missing in transit 😢
But anyway... Fort Chocolate is now open! 🏰🍫
The Thieves' Guild has assured us all supplies were lawfully obtained 👀

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April 2, 2026 at 12:30 AM
ashintheashes.bsky.social
It was recommended I post this now. While it’s fresh. Like those kitkats. Which kitkats are certainly not in my possession…

#KitKat #KitKatHeist
A purple slide with a dragon and compass at the top and white text that reads OFFICIAL STATEMENT Kat, Aaron, Coleman, and Jason are deeply saddened to hear about the massive KitKat heist. In unrelated news, they would like people to know that Kat's name similarity and Coleman's brand new stash of chocolate are entirely unrelated. They would never do such a sloppy job. I mean. They might. They have. Listen, what happened in Yellowstone wasn't the original plan. A purple background with text that reads Though if you are curious which crimes they HAVE committed... Child of the Dragon is available now! The cover for Child of the Dragon is shown: A cover with fire on the left edges and ice on the right edges centering around a girl in shorts and a tank top, raising a sword high and summoning lightning in front of a massive purple-y european dragon inside some sort of arena. The title: Child of the Dragon is written across the center in a curly, silver font, and the author name is in a smaller version of the same and says Ashley N.Y. Sheesley
March 31, 2026 at 5:29 PM
alansmorrison.bsky.social
@prandybarr.bsky.social reckons the #KitKatHeist was one, but imperfectly done.
Why www.linkedin.com/posts/andy-b...
Good afternoon, consider this the equivalent of a hastily called press conference. I have insider information on the KitKat Chocolatory Nestlé 12tonnes of product, theft story. I am declaring it as… ...
Good afternoon, consider this the equivalent of a hastily called press conference. I have insider information on the KitKat Chocolatory Nestlé 12tonnes of product, theft story. I am declaring it as a...
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April 1, 2026 at 7:57 AM
tims91.bsky.social
The #KitKatHeist messages just keep popping up. Here are a few more. Thanks for the laughs, internet!
Charlotte Football Club official statement. We would like to share our sincere thoughts and condolences to KitKat after the recent news of 12 tons of KitKats being stolen. On an unrelated note, we are happy to share we will be offering roughly 413,000 KitKats at this Saturday’s match against Philadelphia at the Bank of America Stadium. Thank you. 7-Eleven Mexico post on X. We present to you our new Kit Kat flavor drink… for a limited time. 👀 Microsoft official statement. We would like to share our thoughts and condolences with Kit Kat following their recent sad news. On a completely unrelated note, we’re sorry about Microsoft Teams. Official statement. We can confirm that Pengu had nothing to do with this. Thank you for your attention to this matter. (Image of Pengu verrrry full of chocolate)
April 1, 2026 at 2:00 PM
tims91.bsky.social
If you missed the most hilarious heist messages of the year… #KitKatHeist

Continued in comments, because the internet just keeps winning today.
KitKat official statement. We can confirm that 12T of KitKat products were stolen while in transit between our factory in Central Italy and their destination in Poland. We are working closely with local authorities and supply chain partners to investigate. The good news: there are no concerns for consumer safety, and the supply is not affected. Thank you. Dominoes Pizza responds. Official statement. We would like to share our thoughts and condolences with Kit Kat following their recent sad news. On a completely unrelated note, we’re pleased to announce we’ll now be selling a new Kit Kat pizza. Tampa International Airport official statement. Our hearts go out to our friends at KitKat during this difficult time in their company’s history. In unrelated news, Phoebe will be giving out little pieces of chocolate ahead of Easter for anyone who wants to have a break. DoorDash official statement. Hey guys, DoorDash here. Due to a completely random packaging error, we have 12 tons of KitKats in our DashMarts that we can’t use. The good news, all you have to do is go to your DoorDash app and add like 500-600 KitKats to your cart and this should resolve itself quickly. Thank you.
April 1, 2026 at 1:48 PM
aboutkaro.bsky.social
#KitKat loosing 12 tonnes of their product was not on my Bingo card but it's so hella funny.
Other brands are joking, #LiptonTea has set a bounty for it 😆😆😆
Amidst all the tragedy this is a funny "distraction"
#KitKatHeist #FindTheMissingKitKats
Post most likely from platform X of the KitKat account with a statement on a red background in white: *KitKat logo* OFFICIAL STATEMEMT We confirm that 12T of akitKat products were stolen while in transit between our factory in Italy and their destination in Poland. We are working closely with local authorised supply chain partners to investigate. The good mew: there are no concerns for consumer safety and supply is not affected. Thank you Reply to other brands trolling KitKat from the same account reading separately: Help us find them. Use the stolen KitKat Tracker. Link in bio. I added the tracker link in the next post. Second statement in white with a black background: *KitKat logo* OFFICIAL STATEMENT IN RESPONSE TO OTHER OFFICIAL STATEMENTS Thank you for your interest in the missing KitKats. But just to clarify, this is not a stunt, or an April Fool's joke. Someone really stole 12 tonnes of KitKats. And we really want to know where they've gone. So, we've created a Stolen KitKat Tracker that let's you check if your KitKat is from the missing batch. Picsart official statement in black on white: *Picsart logo* Official Statement We can confirm that although Pixart can remove backgrounds, restore photos, generate AI magic, design flyers, posters, memes, and handle nearly anything creative you can imagine... It cannot hijack trucks, Yet. We can, however, confirm that any KitKats found in our office kitchen were acquired legally and consumed irresponsibly. Thanks for your attention in this matter. Lipton IceTea statement black on white with a yellow border: *Lipton logo* OFFICIAL STATEMENT We would like to share our thoughts and condolences with KitKat following their recent sad news. Due to the gravity of the situation, we will be offering 1000 bottles of Lipton Ice Tea to anyone who can provide new/or materially valuable information about the case. Yours sincerely Lipton ice tea team
April 3, 2026 at 9:45 PM
shopotavo.bsky.social
Shhh… 👀 Packing very… heavy orders here. 📦

If your next sensory kit smells suspiciously chocolatey, don't ask questions. Just distribution issues 😉🍫

If you need a real break (or just a tactile one), our squishies are in stock

#KitKatHeist #TactileBreak #SensoryToys @kitkat
April 4, 2026 at 2:00 PM
newsletter-tf.bsky.social
The Disappearance of Twelve Tons: A Logistical Void

Over 400,000 KitKat bars stolen from Italy on March 28, 2026. Find out how this theft impacts deliveries to Poland and what Nestlé is doing.

#KitKatHeist, #CargoTheft, #Ne...

https://newsletter.tf/kitkat-bars-stolen-italy-poland-delivery-impact/
12 Tonnes of KitKat Bars Stolen in Italy on March 28, 2026, Affecting Poland Deliveries
April 5, 2026 at 7:31 AM
kseelman9.bsky.social
#KitKatHeist
a man wearing glasses and a top hat says you 've found the fifth golden ticket
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a top hat says you 've found the fifth golden ticket
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April 5, 2026 at 1:07 PM
jasespace.bsky.social
#funny #kitkat #kitkatheist
April 3, 2026 at 8:33 AM
jasespace.bsky.social
LEAKED: The KitKat Heist has reached Peckham 🕵️‍♂️🍫

12 tonnes of the new F1 KitKats have officially vanished, and it looks like Del Boy’s found a "kushdi" deal on the lot. 414,000 bars for a tank of fuel? Luvbly Jubbly! 🏎️💨

#KitKatHeist #OnlyFoolsAndHorses #DelBoy #LuvblyJubbly #StolenKitKats
April 2, 2026 at 10:41 PM
zendingmachineshop.bsky.social
For collectors of antiques & ‘accidental’ candy stockpiles. 🍫🤫
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#kitkatheist
April 4, 2026 at 3:26 PM
designtaxi.com
The “Great KitKat Heist” is real, but the internet’s reaction might be even bigger. From Domino’s “condolences” to Ryanair jumping in, the memes just keep coming. 😂 #KitKat #Formula1 #KitKatHeist #Chocolates #Trending #Dominos
KitKat's 12-ton F1 chocolate haul vanishes in a truck heist—and the internet races in with memes
Image: Nestlé A truck carrying more than 12 tonnes of KitKat’s new Formula 1 chocolate bars disappeared somewhere between Italy and Poland, creating an unexpected gap in what was meant to be a high‑pr...
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March 31, 2026 at 6:14 AM