September 1, 2026 at 2:42 PM
#KorpsNovelsWithoutContext
[Yes, Maxwell does indeed fuck.]
[Yes, Maxwell does indeed fuck.]
July 10, 2026 at 1:43 AM
#KorpsNovelsWithoutContext
[Yes, Maxwell does indeed fuck.]
[Yes, Maxwell does indeed fuck.]
#KorpsNovelsWithoutContext "You're TRUENORTHTRUEFAN!"
"...No one will ever believe you."
"...No one will ever believe you."
September 4, 2026 at 11:27 PM
#KorpsNovelsWithoutContext "You're TRUENORTHTRUEFAN!"
"...No one will ever believe you."
"...No one will ever believe you."
#KorpsNovelsWithoutContext
Celia emoted... unemotively
Celia emoted... unemotively
August 20, 2026 at 3:41 AM
#KorpsNovelsWithoutContext
Celia emoted... unemotively
Celia emoted... unemotively
#KorpsNovelsWithoutContext And at that moment, Volta knew that they would never, ever fuck.
July 15, 2026 at 10:38 PM
#KorpsNovelsWithoutContext And at that moment, Volta knew that they would never, ever fuck.
#KorpsNovelsWithoutContext
[... Love is not an obligation, it's a *gift*!]
[... Love is not an obligation, it's a *gift*!]
September 4, 2026 at 12:25 PM
#KorpsNovelsWithoutContext
[... Love is not an obligation, it's a *gift*!]
[... Love is not an obligation, it's a *gift*!]
#KorpsNovelsWithoutContext "KILL YOUR HOPELESSNESS, OR IT WILL KILL YOU AND ALL THAT YOU LOVE."
July 10, 2026 at 12:30 AM
#KorpsNovelsWithoutContext "KILL YOUR HOPELESSNESS, OR IT WILL KILL YOU AND ALL THAT YOU LOVE."
#KorpsNovelsWithoutContext
"Volta... dear. Where does the trash go?"
"Volta... dear. Where does the trash go?"
September 1, 2026 at 6:41 PM
#KorpsNovelsWithoutContext
"Volta... dear. Where does the trash go?"
"Volta... dear. Where does the trash go?"
#KorpsNovelsWithoutContext Who says change shouldn't be radical?
July 10, 2026 at 12:41 AM
#KorpsNovelsWithoutContext Who says change shouldn't be radical?
#KorpsNovelsWithoutContext
"I. Am. Not. Your. Kitten."
"I. Am. Not. Your. Kitten."
September 1, 2026 at 6:40 PM
#KorpsNovelsWithoutContext
"I. Am. Not. Your. Kitten."
"I. Am. Not. Your. Kitten."
#KorpsNovelsWithoutContext
"Quick warning--if you puke in my car, you're doing the rest of the ride in the trunk."
"Noted."
"Quick warning--if you puke in my car, you're doing the rest of the ride in the trunk."
"Noted."
August 17, 2026 at 12:23 PM
#KorpsNovelsWithoutContext
"Quick warning--if you puke in my car, you're doing the rest of the ride in the trunk."
"Noted."
"Quick warning--if you puke in my car, you're doing the rest of the ride in the trunk."
"Noted."
I'm glad folks seem to be enjoying #KorpsNovelsWithoutContext
July 10, 2026 at 2:55 AM
I'm glad folks seem to be enjoying #KorpsNovelsWithoutContext
#KorpsNovelsWithoutContext HE'S DEAD. I KILLED HIM
July 28, 2026 at 9:30 AM
#KorpsNovelsWithoutContext HE'S DEAD. I KILLED HIM
#KorpsNovelsWithoutContext After all, it wasn't every day that someone burst into a Taco Bell, covered in blood with cops closing in on them. That was really more a Waffle House thing.
August 17, 2026 at 12:20 PM
#KorpsNovelsWithoutContext After all, it wasn't every day that someone burst into a Taco Bell, covered in blood with cops closing in on them. That was really more a Waffle House thing.
#KorpsNovelsWithoutContext "Rose... tell me I won't wake up in the wrong body ever again."
[Never again. Promise.]
[Never again. Promise.]
July 17, 2026 at 8:27 PM
#KorpsNovelsWithoutContext "Rose... tell me I won't wake up in the wrong body ever again."
[Never again. Promise.]
[Never again. Promise.]
#KorpsNovelsWithoutContext "Ellen. Serious question time... Have you ever experienced the joy that is a Baja Blast Freeze?"
August 17, 2026 at 12:24 PM
#KorpsNovelsWithoutContext "Ellen. Serious question time... Have you ever experienced the joy that is a Baja Blast Freeze?"
#KorpsNovelsWithoutContext
"Bet Pippen eats ass like elevenses."
"Bet Pippen eats ass like elevenses."
September 4, 2026 at 11:41 PM
#KorpsNovelsWithoutContext
"Bet Pippen eats ass like elevenses."
"Bet Pippen eats ass like elevenses."
#KorpsNovelsWithoutContext "I know infiltrators who use subtlety, and they're cowards."
July 8, 2026 at 10:29 PM
#KorpsNovelsWithoutContext "I know infiltrators who use subtlety, and they're cowards."
#KorpsNovelsWithoutContext "You sound repentant. Will they not forgive you for your... anal indiscretion?"
July 18, 2026 at 4:26 AM
#KorpsNovelsWithoutContext "You sound repentant. Will they not forgive you for your... anal indiscretion?"
#KorpsNovelsWithoutContext
[CIVILIAN MODE DISABLED]
[CIVILIAN MODE DISABLED]
August 2, 2026 at 11:49 AM
#KorpsNovelsWithoutContext
[CIVILIAN MODE DISABLED]
[CIVILIAN MODE DISABLED]
#KorpsNovelsWithoutContext
"Gods... Didja know you're even prettier than your reward posters? And the porn too! Wow..."
"Gods... Didja know you're even prettier than your reward posters? And the porn too! Wow..."
September 1, 2026 at 7:20 PM
#KorpsNovelsWithoutContext
"Gods... Didja know you're even prettier than your reward posters? And the porn too! Wow..."
"Gods... Didja know you're even prettier than your reward posters? And the porn too! Wow..."
#KorpsNovelsWithoutContext "I swear, every time a door opens down here, a copyright lawyer's hackles twitch."
August 20, 2026 at 2:15 AM
#KorpsNovelsWithoutContext "I swear, every time a door opens down here, a copyright lawyer's hackles twitch."
#KorpsNovelsWithoutContext "We're criminals, not *dipshits*. We don't just run around doing crime for the sake of doing crime."
July 16, 2026 at 1:16 AM
#KorpsNovelsWithoutContext "We're criminals, not *dipshits*. We don't just run around doing crime for the sake of doing crime."
#KorpsNovelsWithoutContext [Get in the shower already, you smell like girl tank!]
July 17, 2026 at 11:40 PM
#KorpsNovelsWithoutContext [Get in the shower already, you smell like girl tank!]
#KorpsNovelsWithoutContext
[... Our henches are free of extraneous self-conscious thoughts. Only *confident* thots in our organization, sweetie.]
[... Our henches are free of extraneous self-conscious thoughts. Only *confident* thots in our organization, sweetie.]
September 1, 2026 at 8:41 PM
#KorpsNovelsWithoutContext
[... Our henches are free of extraneous self-conscious thoughts. Only *confident* thots in our organization, sweetie.]
[... Our henches are free of extraneous self-conscious thoughts. Only *confident* thots in our organization, sweetie.]