Exhausted Nation Lacks Strength To Form Opinion On Donald Glover Being Voice Of Yoshi https://theonion.com/exhausted-nation-lacks-strength-to-form-opinion-on-donald-glover-being-voice-of-yoshi/
March 12, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Exhausted Nation Lacks Strength To Form Opinion On Donald Glover Being Voice Of Yoshi https://theonion.com/exhausted-nation-lacks-strength-to-form-opinion-on-donald-glover-being-voice-of-yoshi/
Company Lacks Manpower To Complete Newest Round Of Layoffs https://theonion.com/company-lacks-manpower-to-complete-newest-round-of-layo-1819574660/
March 10, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Company Lacks Manpower To Complete Newest Round Of Layoffs https://theonion.com/company-lacks-manpower-to-complete-newest-round-of-layo-1819574660/
She lacks critical information
March 23, 2024 at 5:33 PM
She lacks critical information
Salvadoran President Claims He Lacks Humanity To Return Wrongly Deported Man
Salvadoran President Claims He Lacks Humanity To Return Wrongly Deported Man
WASHINGTON—During a visit with President Donald Trump at the White House, El Salvador’s president Nayib Bukele claimed Monday that he “lacks the humanity” to return wrongly deported legal U.S. residen...
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April 14, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Salvadoran President Claims He Lacks Humanity To Return Wrongly Deported Man
Pritzker: "You just heard a tidal wave of lies from the VP. It's a bit shocking. And you heard over & over him just making things up. There's a reason why the judge here in federal court said that they admin lacks credibility and why even the Nobel committee chair said the admin lacks integrity."
October 12, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Pritzker: "You just heard a tidal wave of lies from the VP. It's a bit shocking. And you heard over & over him just making things up. There's a reason why the judge here in federal court said that they admin lacks credibility and why even the Nobel committee chair said the admin lacks integrity."
Henrietta Lacks is the reason we dont get polio anymore.
Henrietta Lacks is the reason in-vitro works
Henrietta Lacks is the reason there's an HPV vaccine, gene mapping, we know how cancer cells divide, AIDs is no longer a death sentence.
Henrietta Lacks cells were stolen from her
Henrietta Lacks is the reason in-vitro works
Henrietta Lacks is the reason there's an HPV vaccine, gene mapping, we know how cancer cells divide, AIDs is no longer a death sentence.
Henrietta Lacks cells were stolen from her
February 27, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Henrietta Lacks is the reason we dont get polio anymore.
Henrietta Lacks is the reason in-vitro works
Henrietta Lacks is the reason there's an HPV vaccine, gene mapping, we know how cancer cells divide, AIDs is no longer a death sentence.
Henrietta Lacks cells were stolen from her
Henrietta Lacks is the reason in-vitro works
Henrietta Lacks is the reason there's an HPV vaccine, gene mapping, we know how cancer cells divide, AIDs is no longer a death sentence.
Henrietta Lacks cells were stolen from her
Karoline Leavitt lacks empathy. She's evil.
December 13, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Karoline Leavitt lacks empathy. She's evil.
What Norway lacks in penguins, we make up for in puffins!
May 9, 2026 at 2:31 PM
What Norway lacks in penguins, we make up for in puffins!
Salvadoran President Claims He Lacks Humanity To Return Wrongly Deported Man
Salvadoran President Claims He Lacks Humanity To Return Wrongly Deported Man
WASHINGTON—During a visit with President Donald Trump at the White House, El Salvador’s president Nayib Bukele claimed Monday that he “lacks the humanity” to return wrongly deported legal U.S. residen...
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April 16, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Salvadoran President Claims He Lacks Humanity To Return Wrongly Deported Man
What I don't have in experience, I make up for in integrity.
And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.
And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.
October 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
What I don't have in experience, I make up for in integrity.
And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.
And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.
Breaking:
WASHINGTON (AP) - Judge says government can't take Kilmar Abrego Garcia into immigration custody because it lacks viable deportation plan.
WASHINGTON (AP) - Judge says government can't take Kilmar Abrego Garcia into immigration custody because it lacks viable deportation plan.
February 17, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Breaking:
WASHINGTON (AP) - Judge says government can't take Kilmar Abrego Garcia into immigration custody because it lacks viable deportation plan.
WASHINGTON (AP) - Judge says government can't take Kilmar Abrego Garcia into immigration custody because it lacks viable deportation plan.
Stephen Miller lacks many things, and one of them is a law degree.
August 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Stephen Miller lacks many things, and one of them is a law degree.
Todd Blanche lacks the courage to release the Epstein Files and lacks the integrity to be Attorney General. The Senate should reject his nomination.
July 15, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Todd Blanche lacks the courage to release the Epstein Files and lacks the integrity to be Attorney General. The Senate should reject his nomination.
Rubio lacks intelligence among a myriad of other character flaws.
June 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Rubio lacks intelligence among a myriad of other character flaws.
this is extraordinary. too many people in my profession have circled the wagons around someone who lacks the moral sense of a child
@timmiller.bsky.social: "He's being nominated to HHS Secretary…You had information that you could have shared…and you didn't share anything about him. Why? Did you still love him?"
Olivia Nuzzi: "I don't know how to responsibly handle this on camera." lnk.thebulwark.com/4ozkaz8?utm_...
Olivia Nuzzi: "I don't know how to responsibly handle this on camera." lnk.thebulwark.com/4ozkaz8?utm_...
December 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
this is extraordinary. too many people in my profession have circled the wagons around someone who lacks the moral sense of a child
I appreciate my Governor's sense of humor, which Trump lacks.
December 11, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I appreciate my Governor's sense of humor, which Trump lacks.
What he lacks in intelligence, he also lacks in caution, good judgment. And heart. And decency. And a political future.
September 29, 2026 at 9:43 PM
What he lacks in intelligence, he also lacks in caution, good judgment. And heart. And decency. And a political future.
Me to the cat: we fed you already
Fact Checker: This lacks context
Fact Checker: This lacks context
August 21, 2024 at 12:20 PM
Me to the cat: we fed you already
Fact Checker: This lacks context
Fact Checker: This lacks context
The world lacks empathy.
March 29, 2025 at 2:50 PM
The world lacks empathy.
Henrietta Lacks was a Black woman whose (ovarian) cancer cells were used wo her/her family’s consent. Her cells are what would become the HeLa cell, the first immortalized human cell line & one of the most important in medical research.
#BackHistoryMonth
#BackHistoryMonth
February 22, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Henrietta Lacks was a Black woman whose (ovarian) cancer cells were used wo her/her family’s consent. Her cells are what would become the HeLa cell, the first immortalized human cell line & one of the most important in medical research.
#BackHistoryMonth
#BackHistoryMonth
Vomi lacks a key ability… 😔
November 22, 2024 at 11:25 PM
Vomi lacks a key ability… 😔
The UK press lacks object permanence.
November 14, 2023 at 8:22 AM
The UK press lacks object permanence.
Shedeur Sanders lacks the character to be an NFL
starter.
by Deshaun Watson
starter.
by Deshaun Watson
April 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Shedeur Sanders lacks the character to be an NFL
starter.
by Deshaun Watson
starter.
by Deshaun Watson
Bluesky is a better Twitter
it still lacks some features, but it will surpass twitter over time
it still lacks some features, but it will surpass twitter over time
September 3, 2024 at 11:36 AM
Bluesky is a better Twitter
it still lacks some features, but it will surpass twitter over time
it still lacks some features, but it will surpass twitter over time
But Kamala lacks the experience...
November 15, 2024 at 12:48 PM
But Kamala lacks the experience...