Vada the lallies on this bona omi!
July 5, 2026 at 10:26 AM
Vada the lallies on this bona omi!
Getting some sun on these lallies.
May 22, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Getting some sun on these lallies.
Sunday night just feels better after a good, long soak 🛁 🧼 🫧
September 14, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Sunday night just feels better after a good, long soak 🛁 🧼 🫧
Have a bona Birthday, my good omee @gingeknievil.bsky.social. Put your lallies up and have a fantabulosa day 💋
September 28, 2026 at 6:18 AM
Have a bona Birthday, my good omee @gingeknievil.bsky.social. Put your lallies up and have a fantabulosa day 💋
Good morning all. Just a short #MorningWalk to stretch the lallies. Happy #PostboxSaturday
March 7, 2026 at 8:23 AM
Good morning all. Just a short #MorningWalk to stretch the lallies. Happy #PostboxSaturday
I never get dressed even remotely smartly for anything any more. So for a pal's 70th at the weekend, was delighted to find out I still have fabulous lallies, even if the eek has got a bit naff.
September 22, 2026 at 7:22 PM
I never get dressed even remotely smartly for anything any more. So for a pal's 70th at the weekend, was delighted to find out I still have fabulous lallies, even if the eek has got a bit naff.
(We are definitely in Julian and Sandy territory here. This mysterious Scottish chap almost certainly had thews like an oak, and bulging lallies. More on them tomorrow...)
Anyway, “He told me that his name was ‘Shone’, which I supposed was his way of pronouncing ‘John’”
Anyway, “He told me that his name was ‘Shone’, which I supposed was his way of pronouncing ‘John’”
March 27, 2026 at 10:19 AM
(We are definitely in Julian and Sandy territory here. This mysterious Scottish chap almost certainly had thews like an oak, and bulging lallies. More on them tomorrow...)
Anyway, “He told me that his name was ‘Shone’, which I supposed was his way of pronouncing ‘John’”
Anyway, “He told me that his name was ‘Shone’, which I supposed was his way of pronouncing ‘John’”
Ooh the lallies on her
August 18, 2024 at 9:03 PM
Ooh the lallies on her
"We dwarves only have short lallies - we're wasted on cross-country"
May 14, 2026 at 8:05 AM
"We dwarves only have short lallies - we're wasted on cross-country"
(It makes me think of a later era of coded communication, and that they’re yearning for “a great butch omee ... thews like an oak, and bulging lallies”, but I digress)
Ooh, bona! The fourth episode of radio sketch show Round the Horne went out 60 years ago today, introducing the British public to the fantabulosa Julian and Sandy in their first ~ahem~ outing: ‘Rentachap’
JULIAN & SANDY - Rentachap
YouTube video by twinnedwitherlangen
youtu.be
September 1, 2025 at 7:59 AM
(It makes me think of a later era of coded communication, and that they’re yearning for “a great butch omee ... thews like an oak, and bulging lallies”, but I digress)
Time to get the lallies out!
🌡️ Heat is building across the UK this week, temperatures could reach 32-33°C during the weekend 👇
July 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Time to get the lallies out!
Amazing. If ever I saw “a great butch omee [with] thews like an oak, and bulging lallies”
June 28, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Amazing. If ever I saw “a great butch omee [with] thews like an oak, and bulging lallies”
Try Polari:
"Chris, vada at the dolly chicken with the flaming riah and his lallies where his capella should be"
"Chris, vada at the dolly chicken with the flaming riah and his lallies where his capella should be"
August 18, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Try Polari:
"Chris, vada at the dolly chicken with the flaming riah and his lallies where his capella should be"
"Chris, vada at the dolly chicken with the flaming riah and his lallies where his capella should be"
Time to get the lallies out!
UK weather: Temperatures set to be higher than Greece and Spain as spring sunshine continues
UK weather: Temperatures set to be higher than Greece and Spain as spring sunshine continues
Parts of the UK could be hotter than cities in Greece and Spain this week, as the country continues to bathe in spring sunshine.
news.sky.com
April 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Time to get the lallies out!
I know our cultural history, from cut sleeves through to modern jocks
I share Pink News on Facebook, I've acquired a taste for massive cocks.
I'm fluent in polari - Round The Horne was ruddy marvellous
I'll tell you you've a bona eek and lallies quite fantabulous
I share Pink News on Facebook, I've acquired a taste for massive cocks.
I'm fluent in polari - Round The Horne was ruddy marvellous
I'll tell you you've a bona eek and lallies quite fantabulous
September 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I know our cultural history, from cut sleeves through to modern jocks
I share Pink News on Facebook, I've acquired a taste for massive cocks.
I'm fluent in polari - Round The Horne was ruddy marvellous
I'll tell you you've a bona eek and lallies quite fantabulous
I share Pink News on Facebook, I've acquired a taste for massive cocks.
I'm fluent in polari - Round The Horne was ruddy marvellous
I'll tell you you've a bona eek and lallies quite fantabulous
29 days sober after 29 years of daily drinking and blood pressure has changed dramatically! I still don’t look like Angelina Jolie nor have the physique of Rhian Teasdale but I’m sure it’s just a matter of time! (The only downside is that all the running is ruining my Betty Grable like lallies!).
May 20, 2026 at 6:31 AM
29 days sober after 29 years of daily drinking and blood pressure has changed dramatically! I still don’t look like Angelina Jolie nor have the physique of Rhian Teasdale but I’m sure it’s just a matter of time! (The only downside is that all the running is ruining my Betty Grable like lallies!).
“Can you hear the lallies marching?”
January 11, 2025 at 10:16 AM
“Can you hear the lallies marching?”
I'll be soaking me lallies in no time.
October 9, 2023 at 8:00 PM
I'll be soaking me lallies in no time.
Everyone’s slapping their bona lallies about on the timeline like utter bitaines
January 21, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Everyone’s slapping their bona lallies about on the timeline like utter bitaines
Went into Brighton proper today. My old lallies weren't doing too well on the hills. Knackering! Don't think it's the (low dose, my insistence) statin I've recently agreed to, but rather going up to Herts. in the past 2 weeks and having friends for lunch this week (with all the shopping + cleaning)
September 25, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Went into Brighton proper today. My old lallies weren't doing too well on the hills. Knackering! Don't think it's the (low dose, my insistence) statin I've recently agreed to, but rather going up to Herts. in the past 2 weeks and having friends for lunch this week (with all the shopping + cleaning)
Complimenting my cat on her bona lallies because she's a cat and doesn't understand me so I might as well practice my Polari
July 5, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Complimenting my cat on her bona lallies because she's a cat and doesn't understand me so I might as well practice my Polari