THE DALAI LAMA IS WEAK ON MONETARY POLICY.
April 13, 2026 at 3:45 AM
THE DALAI LAMA IS WEAK ON MONETARY POLICY.
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August 3, 2026 at 1:43 AM
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Dalai Lama Tapped As Interim Pope
April 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Dalai Lama Tapped As Interim Pope
Dalai Lama Announces One-Year Residency Inside Body of Bruno Mar https://theonion.com/dalai-lama-announces-one-year-residency-inside-body-of-bruno-mars/
September 16, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Dalai Lama Announces One-Year Residency Inside Body of Bruno Mar https://theonion.com/dalai-lama-announces-one-year-residency-inside-body-of-bruno-mars/
Dalai Lama Revises Claim Life Only Suffering When Not Listening To Golden-Era Supertramp theonion.com/dalai-l...
February 17, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Dalai Lama Revises Claim Life Only Suffering When Not Listening To Golden-Era Supertramp theonion.com/dalai-l...
September 26, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Dalai Lama Revises Claim Life Only Suffering When Not Listening To Golden-Era Supertramp
Dalai Lama Revises Claim Life Only Suffering When Not Listening To Golden-Era Supertramp
DHARAMSHALA, INDIA—The Dalai Lama announced in a press conference Monday that he has revised his position that suffering is an inevitable fact of life and that he now believes life is only suffering w...
theonion.com
February 22, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Dalai Lama Revises Claim Life Only Suffering When Not Listening To Golden-Era Supertramp
JESUS CHRIST (ninth hour): Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani?
GOOFY (present at the crucifixion): Gawrsh
GOOFY (present at the crucifixion): Gawrsh
September 20, 2023 at 6:48 PM
JESUS CHRIST (ninth hour): Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani?
GOOFY (present at the crucifixion): Gawrsh
GOOFY (present at the crucifixion): Gawrsh
so the Pope is with the Dalai Lama on a nondenominational world peace tour & they stop in Chicago. The pope takes the Lama to his favorite hot dog stand, says, you gotta try it, this guy's the best. the guy says "What can I getcha, Your Holiness?" & the Dalai Lama says "Make me one with everything."
May 8, 2025 at 6:39 PM
so the Pope is with the Dalai Lama on a nondenominational world peace tour & they stop in Chicago. The pope takes the Lama to his favorite hot dog stand, says, you gotta try it, this guy's the best. the guy says "What can I getcha, Your Holiness?" & the Dalai Lama says "Make me one with everything."
“While I am proud to have served Tibetan Buddhism in my current body since 1940, I could not pass up the opportunity to inhabit one of pop’s most electrifying showmen.” — Dalai Lama
Dalai Lama Announces One-Year Residency Inside Body of Bruno Mars
DHARAMSHALA, INDIA—Touting it as an exciting limited engagement that would precede his next official reincarnation, His Holiness the Dalai Lama announced Wednesday that after his death he would partic...
theonion.com
September 16, 2026 at 11:00 PM
“While I am proud to have served Tibetan Buddhism in my current body since 1940, I could not pass up the opportunity to inhabit one of pop’s most electrifying showmen.” — Dalai Lama
‘’LONG LIVE HIS HOLINESS THE DALAI LAMA’’
January 7, 2025 at 6:48 PM
‘’LONG LIVE HIS HOLINESS THE DALAI LAMA’’
How the Dalai Lama Got Nominated for His First Grammy - Rolling Stone
January 29, 2026 at 5:51 PM
How the Dalai Lama Got Nominated for His First Grammy - Rolling Stone
Name a quote from a rock and roll song
Rama Lama Lama Lama Ding Dong
Rama Lama Lama Lama Lama Ding
Rama Lama Lama Lama Ding Dong
Rama Lama Lama Lama Lama Ding
Ooh wah ooh
Rama Lama Lama Lama Ding Dong
Rama Lama Lama Lama Lama Ding
Rama Lama Lama Lama Ding Dong
Rama Lama Lama Lama Lama Ding
Ooh wah ooh
Name a quote from a rock and roll song
At the heart of the travelling band
You have to understand
There's a driving need
To hit the yellow line
And the joke is, when he awoke, his
Body was covered in Coke fizz
At the heart of the travelling band
You have to understand
There's a driving need
To hit the yellow line
And the joke is, when he awoke, his
Body was covered in Coke fizz
Name a quote from a rock and roll song
I went to a party last Saturday night
I didn't get laid, I got in a fight, uh-huh
It ain't no big thing
I went to a party last Saturday night
I didn't get laid, I got in a fight, uh-huh
It ain't no big thing
September 24, 2026 at 8:38 AM
Name a quote from a rock and roll song
Rama Lama Lama Lama Ding Dong
Rama Lama Lama Lama Lama Ding
Rama Lama Lama Lama Ding Dong
Rama Lama Lama Lama Lama Ding
Ooh wah ooh
Rama Lama Lama Lama Ding Dong
Rama Lama Lama Lama Lama Ding
Rama Lama Lama Lama Ding Dong
Rama Lama Lama Lama Lama Ding
Ooh wah ooh
Como se lama?
September 17, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Como se lama?
@ethossketches.bsky.social
How could i not
How could i not
December 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
@ethossketches.bsky.social
How could i not
How could i not
Playing with my Tickle-Me-Elmo and it tells me that the Dalai Lama was paid by the CIA
December 11, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Playing with my Tickle-Me-Elmo and it tells me that the Dalai Lama was paid by the CIA
And yet more from The Dolly Lama.
my wife has a friend who sent Dolly Parton a painting she made & a letter explaining how much Dolly's music meant to her while she was transitioning. Dolly responded to it personally & paid for her top surgery. Sounds like an urban legend but it's real. I think we're going to more stories like this.
August 26, 2026 at 12:18 AM
And yet more from The Dolly Lama.
