Four words: Lincoln Memorial Eye Lasers
November 2, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Four words: Lincoln Memorial Eye Lasers
If 6 yo me knew one day I’d be seeing a concert that featured lasers shooting out of the eyes of Castle Greyskull, he’d be pretty damn happy haha
November 1, 2026 at 1:39 AM
If 6 yo me knew one day I’d be seeing a concert that featured lasers shooting out of the eyes of Castle Greyskull, he’d be pretty damn happy haha
Lasers and Feelings hack called Buckets and Gloops where you play as kids touring a chocolate factory.
November 2, 2026 at 10:19 AM
Lasers and Feelings hack called Buckets and Gloops where you play as kids touring a chocolate factory.
May whatever happens next having nothing to do with space lasers.
November 4, 2026 at 12:09 AM
May whatever happens next having nothing to do with space lasers.
*raises hand* Jewish Space Lasers?
Not just a nuke, a low orbit ion cannon!
November 4, 2026 at 1:18 AM
*raises hand* Jewish Space Lasers?
Yeah! And he had a thousand lasers in space! Only Evil "Geniuses," create space lasers!
November 3, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Yeah! And he had a thousand lasers in space! Only Evil "Geniuses," create space lasers!
I'll take 'Reasons to Go Back to Bed' for $800, Alex
October 30, 2026 at 1:08 PM
I'll take 'Reasons to Go Back to Bed' for $800, Alex
🚨 Laser Weapon Spotted At Trump's Mar-a-Lago Estate
The US military has deployed a high-energy laser weapon to watch over President Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate in Palm Beach, Florida, a US NORTHCOM spokesperson confirms to @laserwars.net laserwars.net/p/mar-a-lago...
(📸 @gettyimages.com)
The US military has deployed a high-energy laser weapon to watch over President Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate in Palm Beach, Florida, a US NORTHCOM spokesperson confirms to @laserwars.net laserwars.net/p/mar-a-lago...
(📸 @gettyimages.com)
November 2, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Deep State weather lasers engage!
November 2, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Deep State weather lasers engage!
There's a laser weapon now guarding Mar-a-Lago
Laser Weapon Now Guarding Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Estate
Mar-a-Lago is the latest real-world deployment for the U.S. military's growing arsenal of LOCUST counter-drone lasers.
www.twz.com
November 2, 2026 at 9:43 PM
There's a laser weapon now guarding Mar-a-Lago
Really looking forward to seeing Talarico's Gender-Changing Space Lasers at work. Been hearing about them a long time--need to see them in action.
November 2, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Really looking forward to seeing Talarico's Gender-Changing Space Lasers at work. Been hearing about them a long time--need to see them in action.
And sharks with lasers
November 2, 2026 at 7:56 PM
And sharks with lasers
Once he said he wanted more lasers and fighting aliens in Star Trek, I checked out from anything this chucklefuck has to say now.
November 3, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Once he said he wanted more lasers and fighting aliens in Star Trek, I checked out from anything this chucklefuck has to say now.
Keep those space lasers humming, boys!
A slow-moving line of thunderstorms is bringing heavy rain to East Texas and northwest Louisiana this Election Day, with prolonged rainfall across many heavily Republican areas.
November 3, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Keep those space lasers humming, boys!
Le super pouvoir des yeux lasers immobilisant
November 2, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Le super pouvoir des yeux lasers immobilisant
Time to use the charge attack on my sword and my throwing knives on the dipshits that shoot the Eva Angel lasers at me and give a 1200 XP each.
November 2, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Time to use the charge attack on my sword and my throwing knives on the dipshits that shoot the Eva Angel lasers at me and give a 1200 XP each.
arming the space lasers
Elon Musk is missing from his own website at this trying time and it’s so very funny.
November 4, 2026 at 1:21 AM
arming the space lasers
Sim, Skype with evil lasers, inclusive! 😂🤣
November 1, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Sim, Skype with evil lasers, inclusive! 😂🤣
(Que é o Skype with lasers)
November 1, 2026 at 3:27 PM
(Que é o Skype with lasers)
10) An Antarctic hideaway beneath the South Pole and guarded by lasers.
November 3, 2026 at 12:08 PM
10) An Antarctic hideaway beneath the South Pole and guarded by lasers.
all my concerns in the world are currently on hiatus (remembers they're shooting lasers at me on friday) some of my concerns are still waiting around the corner to beat my ass
November 2, 2026 at 1:53 PM
all my concerns in the world are currently on hiatus (remembers they're shooting lasers at me on friday) some of my concerns are still waiting around the corner to beat my ass
(((We’ve))) made significant improvements in the refractory periods of our (((weather manipulating space lasers))) and it’s just terrific to see them in action.
November 2, 2026 at 10:10 PM
(((We’ve))) made significant improvements in the refractory periods of our (((weather manipulating space lasers))) and it’s just terrific to see them in action.
Fantastic idea Bobby👏🏻👏🏻
Dancing Dog with Green Lasers
ALT: Dancing Dog with Green Lasers
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November 3, 2026 at 8:26 AM
Fantastic idea Bobby👏🏻👏🏻