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our man Steph Blurry just hit three threes in a minute to flip their conference tournament game
March 13, 2026 at 5:48 PM
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I’m gonna get lasik
October 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I’m gonna get lasik
LASIK FROM THE TOP ROPE
June 23, 2025 at 6:26 PM
LASIK FROM THE TOP ROPE
getting lasik surgery on my third eye
May 25, 2026 at 5:14 PM
getting lasik surgery on my third eye
ME: universal lasik income, is that something?
VIZIER: nay sire
VIZIER: nay sire
January 5, 2025 at 3:26 AM
ME: universal lasik income, is that something?
VIZIER: nay sire
VIZIER: nay sire
I got LASIK now I can see!! Anyways Soo… who’s gonna come suck it?
April 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I got LASIK now I can see!! Anyways Soo… who’s gonna come suck it?
SELL banks and tech, BUY lasik and lasik futures
October 14, 2025 at 5:17 AM
SELL banks and tech, BUY lasik and lasik futures
Look. I ain’t a fan of these either. But safety first after LASIK, right?
May 14, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Look. I ain’t a fan of these either. But safety first after LASIK, right?
Fun fact! GAC is older than Lasik
February 24, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Fun fact! GAC is older than Lasik
Like, we've got Lasik now.
Is it unrealistic for anyone to have glasses, in our current world?
Imagine a world with Lasik 2.0, which perfectly fixed your vision no matter what.
Would you think it impossible that someone would prefer glasses to lasers in their eyes?
Is it unrealistic for anyone to have glasses, in our current world?
Imagine a world with Lasik 2.0, which perfectly fixed your vision no matter what.
Would you think it impossible that someone would prefer glasses to lasers in their eyes?
February 13, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Like, we've got Lasik now.
Is it unrealistic for anyone to have glasses, in our current world?
Imagine a world with Lasik 2.0, which perfectly fixed your vision no matter what.
Would you think it impossible that someone would prefer glasses to lasers in their eyes?
Is it unrealistic for anyone to have glasses, in our current world?
Imagine a world with Lasik 2.0, which perfectly fixed your vision no matter what.
Would you think it impossible that someone would prefer glasses to lasers in their eyes?
[disappointedly leaving lasik operation]
i thought i GOT laser eyes
i thought i GOT laser eyes
March 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
[disappointedly leaving lasik operation]
i thought i GOT laser eyes
i thought i GOT laser eyes
Maybe she needs Space LASIK.
June 3, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Maybe she needs Space LASIK.
floored to learn today that there’s apparently anti-LASIK sentiment bubbling through the discourse
July 30, 2025 at 2:51 PM
floored to learn today that there’s apparently anti-LASIK sentiment bubbling through the discourse
Nothing I’ve ever paid for has delivered as much value to me as LASIK.
April 30, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Nothing I’ve ever paid for has delivered as much value to me as LASIK.
hell yeah DIY lasik just dropped
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September 25, 2026 at 7:04 PM
hell yeah DIY lasik just dropped
Need to get that mfer LASIK!
August 25, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Need to get that mfer LASIK!
anyway. the apparatus series
July 10, 2026 at 12:23 AM
anyway. the apparatus series
February 18, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Guy getting LASIK: I haven’t even begun to see enough.
March 4, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Guy getting LASIK: I haven’t even begun to see enough.