#LEGALLY
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
October 2, 2024 at 12:52 AM
"just immigrate legally bro"
January 3, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Democrats can only disburse legally-collected income.
Trump: "Because of tariffs, we are taking in hundreds of billions of dollars of profits. It's one of the reasons I can offer, if Republicans win the House and Senate, $5,000 to every adult. We can do it and the Democrats can't, because the Democrats don't have any income."
September 28, 2026 at 6:37 PM
legally obligated to post hole today
September 9, 2026 at 7:55 PM
I realize I say “this seems legally actionable” a lot but this seems legally actionable
Watch what you post because Threads just might pretend you're the guy who masturbated on the plane.

What just happened to Peter Shankman is a warning for all of us using Meta products.
September 27, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Just to be clear. It’s the John F Kennedy center legally.

Just like it’s still the department of defense
December 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Legally distinct fighting game moves
May 30, 2026 at 5:24 PM
CHAT!!!!

I’m finally filing to get my name changed to Eden legally

<3
October 20, 2024 at 11:11 PM
Trump lost this war in every possible sense — morally, legally, politically, economically, reputationally, and strategically.
April 8, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Abrego Garcia was here legally.
April 19, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Verbal assault or, as it's legally known, "not assault"
January 18, 2026 at 9:57 PM
He's not legally allowed to run a university.
He's not legally allowed to run a charity.
Now he's not legally allowed to run a business in New York.
Yet he wants America to put him in charge.
February 16, 2024 at 10:11 PM
Today is the only day you can legally share this. Happy Almost Christmas
December 24, 2024 at 11:26 AM
Ultimately, They want to Deport Americans who Can Legally Vote Against Them….
May 18, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Legally mandated sanic pose
September 10, 2024 at 11:48 PM
LEGALLY DISTINCT ROAR
September 15, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Definitely allows it to be legally disqualified
September 30, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Elizabeth Warren: "This one is to me not even open or arguable. How would the US government keep money that the Supreme Court said it did not legally collect from American businesses, that it did not legally take away from American families that ultimately paid this?"
February 24, 2026 at 2:26 AM
@timmiller.bsky.social on DHS announcing a record number of arrests, despite most in Ohio being Haitians who are here legally:

“ They came here legally under temporary protected status, and we're treating them as if they're fentanyl dealers…And it's sick.”
September 28, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Regardless of one’s position on abortion, this is legally correct.
May 31, 2025 at 8:31 PM
this is my favorite episode, so if you don't like it I'm legally allowed to kill you with a gun
March 5, 2026 at 2:14 AM
I am legally required to draw lucario Z
December 8, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Both guns used yesterday were purchased legally. It’s guns, guns are the problem.
April 27, 2026 at 3:15 AM
I am now *LEGALLY* a girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 28, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Where’s the NRA on this? A man is murdered by ICE, and they justify murdering him because he legally owned and legally carried a handgun before they murdered him?
January 24, 2026 at 10:17 PM