#LEW1Results
@maxdaemon.bsky.social defeats @sc00psmcgee.bsky.social with the Devil Trigger at 9:41. #LEW1Results
January 20, 2025 at 3:43 AM
@100wecs.bsky.social? defeats @atararaven.bsky.social? at 12:34 with The Seberg Special? #LEW1Results
January 20, 2025 at 3:45 AM
@vhodka.bsky.social defeats @carebearstrader.bsky.social with a Capybara Cutter at 14:27 after their companions (two unneutered dogs) got distracted being icky at ringside. #LEW1Results
January 20, 2025 at 3:41 AM
@truck-fuchs.bsky.social defeats @matthiassyn.bsky.social and @rugarooav.bsky.social after pinning Boring native Bertland Stigall following a Truck Bomb at 8:13. #LEW1Results
January 20, 2025 at 3:42 AM
After the match, we cut to inside the museum where another dog named Cashew is seen staring quizzically at a statue of sasquatch. #LEW1Results
January 20, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Those in attendance are treated to a performance of FE!N from Big Daddy Marc. #LEW1Results
January 20, 2025 at 3:44 AM
@insurgentsia.bsky.social defeats @dani-mendez.bsky.social at 11:12 after yanking off her bedazzled mask and executing a rollup in the same motion. #LEW1Results
January 20, 2025 at 3:44 AM
@sc00psmcgee.bsky.social is met by security and a company van. He waves off the crew and just takes like ten paces into the next town. #LEW1Results
January 20, 2025 at 3:43 AM
A conversation can be heard behind the facility, picked up by a hot mic in whispered bits and most obscured. Something about “two more weeks”. #LEW1Results
January 20, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Two of them shake hands and two of them go and do some other thing or something. #LEW1Results
January 20, 2025 at 3:45 AM
We’re taken to ringside where Tungsten Frunkler’s neighbor and Steven are seen gleaming with excitement for the start of our show from the commentary desk. #LEW1Results
January 20, 2025 at 3:40 AM
The show goes off the air with a bold fonted “entries?” across the screen followed by the LEW logo. #LEW1Results
January 20, 2025 at 3:48 AM
After a grueling, confusing, and flashy 23 minutes and 32 seconds, @jommyscousin.bsky.social connects with a moonsault and the cover on @tactilizingone.bsky.social after deafening @madiuphighrxs.bsky.social with a sousaphone cover of Wonderwall. #LEW1Results
January 20, 2025 at 3:47 AM
“Take Me to the Beach” by Imagine Dragons hits over a small bluetooth speaker outside of the North American Bigfoot Center as people shoot bottle rockets off in the road next to it, pausing briefly to let cars pass. #LEW1Results
January 20, 2025 at 3:39 AM
A voice can be heard more clearly now, transitioning us to our main event by announcing that LEW 3 will revolve around a rumble match to determine who will be the first ever BELT holder. #LEW1Results
January 20, 2025 at 3:45 AM
You'll be able to find LEW results tagged with "#LEW1Results" as they go up.
January 20, 2025 at 3:00 AM