Haley Stevens High-Fiving Everyone At El-Sayed Victory Party Like Nothing Happened
November 4, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Haley Stevens High-Fiving Everyone At El-Sayed Victory Party Like Nothing Happened
you know, like... NYA!
November 3, 2026 at 12:02 PM
you know, like... NYA!
Austin, Texas sounds like an Eastern European city that just overthrew a dictator. #midterms2026 #election2026
November 4, 2026 at 7:38 AM
Austin, Texas sounds like an Eastern European city that just overthrew a dictator. #midterms2026 #election2026
Trump: vote like I’m on the ballot
America: understood. Fuck you.
America: understood. Fuck you.
November 4, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Trump: vote like I’m on the ballot
America: understood. Fuck you.
America: understood. Fuck you.
at this point it feels like anything could happen. like we could find out who is the administrator of DOGE
November 4, 2026 at 6:37 AM
at this point it feels like anything could happen. like we could find out who is the administrator of DOGE
All 3 of them are gone. It’s like taking out the trash.
November 4, 2026 at 4:09 PM
All 3 of them are gone. It’s like taking out the trash.
I do genuinely like that he’s kind of a (completely justified) dickhead. Like he HATES all the evil awful stuff and can’t pretend to be conciliatory.
El-Sayed: Mike, enjoy retirement. You chose hate. Michigan chose hope. May we never have to see the likes of you in this state again
November 4, 2026 at 2:02 PM
I do genuinely like that he’s kind of a (completely justified) dickhead. Like he HATES all the evil awful stuff and can’t pretend to be conciliatory.
We voted like Trump was on the ballot.
November 4, 2026 at 12:57 PM
We voted like Trump was on the ballot.
I don’t think people like this Donald Trump fella.
November 4, 2026 at 2:41 AM
I don’t think people like this Donald Trump fella.
We tend not to like Nazis.
After all that bullshit...Abdul wins a majority of the Jewish vote?
November 4, 2026 at 3:16 AM
We tend not to like Nazis.
like, literally, you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like, lol
i guess i look at it like this: if functionally derailing their congressional opposition for over a year from the minority and winning generational majorities despite being outspent and gerrymandered to hell does not count as success, what even could?
November 4, 2026 at 7:49 PM
like, literally, you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like, lol
Damn, I don't like her either but that's a little extreme.
November 4, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Damn, I don't like her either but that's a little extreme.
Looks like Elon Musk just incinerated $475 million backing losers.
November 4, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Looks like Elon Musk just incinerated $475 million backing losers.
This aged like Mitch
November 4, 2026 at 4:10 PM
This aged like Mitch
Posting like a Sulla, swinging like a Crassus.
November 4, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Posting like a Sulla, swinging like a Crassus.
a whole lot of people were like "you may not like the nazi rapist, but he's the special boy who is the only one who can flip maine" and then Some Normal Guy flipped it easily
The result is a crucial victory for Democrats in their push to retake the Senate majority, flipping a seat that Collins has held for nearly 30 years. n.pr/4zqRfnd
Troy Jackson wins Maine Senate race over Susan Collins, in major coup for Democrats
The result is a crucial victory for Democrats in their push to retake the Senate majority, flipping a seat that Collins has held for nearly 30 years.
n.pr
November 4, 2026 at 6:14 AM
a whole lot of people were like "you may not like the nazi rapist, but he's the special boy who is the only one who can flip maine" and then Some Normal Guy flipped it easily
I like drawing myself im fat and cool
November 4, 2026 at 8:10 PM
I like drawing myself im fat and cool
Cat Follows Man Through Apartment Like Racist Walgreens Employee https://theonion.com/cat-follows-man-through-apartment-like-racist-walgreens-employee/
November 1, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Cat Follows Man Through Apartment Like Racist Walgreens Employee https://theonion.com/cat-follows-man-through-apartment-like-racist-walgreens-employee/
Trump last month: “Vote like I’m on the ballot.”
Trump now:
Trump now:
November 4, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Trump last month: “Vote like I’m on the ballot.”
Trump now:
Trump now:
Damn, it really does feel like that, actually.
November 4, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Damn, it really does feel like that, actually.
i love that every election in america, in addition to voting for representation like normal, features like 10 questions worded exactly like this where if you guess wrong someone loses rights or childcare or public transport
November 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
i love that every election in america, in addition to voting for representation like normal, features like 10 questions worded exactly like this where if you guess wrong someone loses rights or childcare or public transport
Boebert looks like she'a done
November 4, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Boebert looks like she'a done
looks like bluesky was closer to the sentiment of the typical midterm voter than X
I think that so many elite institutions and people with important jobs staying on X persuaded many of them the median american voter was a greek statue avatar hailing the thousand year trumpenreich and complaining about race mixing bsky.app/profile/sara...
lmao at all the tech billionaires who saw 2024 and went "mandate???" and tied themselves and their entire fucking industries inextricably to a sinking ship
November 4, 2026 at 12:26 PM
looks like bluesky was closer to the sentiment of the typical midterm voter than X