#LOLSomalyMam
November 17, 2024 at 3:53 PM
I can't find my keys. OMG THEY'VE OBVIOUSLY BEEN STOLEN BY KEY TRAFFICKERS! Oh, here they are. #cambodia #afesip #lolsomalymam
November 17, 2024 at 9:53 AM
Where's my wife? OMG HUMAN TRAFFICKERS SOLD HER INTO SLAVERY! Oh, wait. She's in the kitchen. #cambodia #afesip #lolsomalymam #toobad
November 17, 2024 at 9:53 AM
Where is Kanharith? OMG HUMAN TRAFFICKERS KIDNAPPED HIM! Oh, never mind. He was in the toilet. #cambodia #afesip #lolsomalymam
November 17, 2024 at 9:53 AM
Where are my pants? OMG TRAFFICKERS SOLD MY PANTS INTO SLAVERY! Oh, nevermind, they're being washed. #cambodia #LOLSomalyMam
November 16, 2024 at 9:45 PM
In other words, "Forget about the lies I told--we're totally doing something about lies from less-important people." #cambodia #LOLSomalyMam
November 16, 2024 at 9:30 PM
These kids got trafficked into my PC!!! Call Kristof!!! Oh, they're just calling me on Skype. #lolsomalymam #cambodia https://x.com/SomalyMam/status/266367138103717888/photo/1
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November 16, 2024 at 9:07 PM
November 16, 2024 at 4:45 PM
Has anyone seen Sok An? OMG TRAFFICKERS KIDNAPPED SOK AN! Oh, wait, he's passed out on my sofa. Nevermind. #SIS13 #Cambodia #LOLSomalyMam
November 14, 2024 at 10:25 AM
Sorry for the lapse, but I JUST stopped laughing about Somaly Mam. I was nearly hospitalized for laughingitis. #LOLSomalyMam #Cambodia
November 14, 2024 at 8:41 AM
We should remember, though, that by law, any money she made from scheming, lying, or swindling is rightfully hers. #Cambodia #LOLSomalymam
November 14, 2024 at 8:41 AM
The downside: Phay Siphan just literally shat himself worrying that Newsweek might run more Cambodia Daily stories. #Cambodia #LOLSomalyMam
November 14, 2024 at 8:41 AM
Also, my whole, "Where are my keys? OMG HUMAN TRAFFICKERS STOLE MY KEYS" schtick is now played out. #Cambodia #LOLSomalyMam
November 14, 2024 at 8:41 AM
Photo: Oh, the disgrace! #Cambodia #LOLSomalyMam  <a href="http://tmblr.co/Zm8kFv1Hg1-nq" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://tmblr.co/Zm8kFv1Hg1-nq
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Oh, the disgrace! #Cambodia #LOLSomalyMam 
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November 14, 2024 at 8:41 AM
Photo: A lesson for us all: Keep your head up in the face of adversity! #Cambodia #LOLSomalyMam <a href="http://tmblr.co/Zm8kFv1Hg3m4s" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://tmblr.co/Zm8kFv1Hg3m4s
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A lesson for us all: Keep your head up in the face of adv...
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November 14, 2024 at 8:41 AM
Photo: Last one, I totally promise. #LOLSomalyMam #Cambodia <a href="http://tmblr.co/Zm8kFv1Hg4Op1" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://tmblr.co/Zm8kFv1Hg4Op1
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Last one, I totally promise. #LOLSomalyMam #Cambodia
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November 14, 2024 at 8:41 AM
Photo: Biggie Smalls would have totally gotten it if he were still around (RIP) #LOLSomalyMam #Cambodia... <a href="http://tmblr.co/Zm8kFv1Hg6JjW" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://tmblr.co/Zm8kFv1Hg6JjW
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November 14, 2024 at 8:41 AM
I wonder if Nick Kristof and Somaly Mam met when "Opportunities" came on at a Pet Shop Boys concert. #LOLSOmalyMam #Cambodia
November 14, 2024 at 8:41 AM
Kristof: "So, what's your story?"
Somaly: "Up to you."
#LOLSomalyMam #Cambodia
November 14, 2024 at 8:41 AM
Man, I bet Afesip is feeling like Captain Phillips right now, am I right? #SomalyPirates #Cambodia #LOLSomalyMam
November 14, 2024 at 8:41 AM
Some say Afesip's situation is a corollary to what could happen to Cambodia should donors withdraw support. #LOLSomalyMam #SomalyPirates
November 14, 2024 at 8:41 AM
Obvs, in that case I would totally fund the Kingdom with my own personal funds, just like Somaly will. LOL. #SomalyPirates #LOLSomalyMam
November 14, 2024 at 8:41 AM
In the end everyone will be OK thanks to rich, guilty suckers hungry to fund poor-people horseshit. #Cambodia #SomalyPirates #LOLSomalyMam
November 14, 2024 at 8:41 AM
Seriously, if #SomalyMam returns to the rich-white-ladies charitable-giving gravy train, she deserves a CPP job. #Cambodia #LOLSomalyMam
November 14, 2024 at 7:47 AM
From the archives, Part 1. #SomalyMam #LOLSomalyMam #Cambodia @NickKristof <a href="http://t.co/AJqsLyPDHX" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://t.co/AJqsLyPDHX
November 14, 2024 at 7:47 AM