#LaSed
get lased, moron
October 15, 2024 at 6:21 PM
it went great
March 4, 2026 at 10:17 PM
April 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
We've even begun back-forming conjugations for the latter (e.g. "lased")
August 3, 2026 at 4:40 AM
space jtac
"VIPER-1 Target is lased, put your laser on the target sweep east, friendlies are coming from the south!"
"VIPER-1 cleared hot laser on keep your visor shade on"
"Good effect, your fucking roasting them!"
August 17, 2025 at 3:51 PM
::: me putting all my Newark trips up for trade :::

I’ve only been lased a couple times, but these idiots need to know: we report those immediately. Sometimes there’s a police helicopter close enough that ATC can put them on it.

It’s a felony.
December 14, 2024 at 4:49 PM
Lased krisi kärneriks, toob ekre kohale.
Oh ma vaene Tardo liin.
October 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM
highly recommend getting your whole area lased. hurts like shit but then you're all smooth like a sexy amphibian
January 23, 2025 at 1:33 PM
ya girl got lased
August 15, 2023 at 12:46 AM
What they ate aboard AF1 on the way to China
May 13, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Lased end üheks sekundiks lõdvaks pärast max stressirohket aega ja kohe BOOM haige 😭
December 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I am freshly lased.
August 20, 2024 at 7:14 PM
first battletech game went well, i lased my friend's cockpit down to 1 hp on a crazy headshot then blasted her backside open, punched her heatsink out, knocked her down then kicked her and she exploded 💥 :D friendship
January 12, 2026 at 6:37 PM
"Ettevõtte tegemine on imelihtne. Lased inimestel töö ära teha ja siis kui nad palka küsivad, ütled et praegu pole võimalik anda."

#estonianbusiness
January 11, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Godamn autocorrect. Lased, gotten it lased
October 21, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I am freshly lased.
December 12, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Nothing like the feel of freshly lased legs.
December 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
ma arvan et kui sa passid kortermaja akende all ja lased autost mussi mittekellelegi siis kollektiivselt igast majast võib tulla üks inimene ja molotovi su autosse visata
April 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
See hetk, kui lased tehisarul endast ja pereliikmetest multikakangelased teha... Eilne teema inspireeris mängima.
March 31, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Jalgratturi elu Tallinnas illustreeritud läbi @annvaida.bsky.social Kalamaja Augusti tüki:

"Türa! Kui sa jalakäijast mööda sõidad on viisakas enne kella lasta, lits!"

vs

"Türa! Sa sõidad kõnnitee peal ja lased MULLE kella. Kas sul häbi ei ole, lits!?"
May 20, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I'm inclined to prosecute everyone else down to the MQ crew who pulled the trigger and lased the target (esp w/MQs in this space the crews are well aware of the score here, this isn't just a random 9-line), but reasonable people can disagree a bit on that one
October 3, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I would like to know what happened to the patient whose air medevac was delayed due to drone panic. In another incident, a pilot was injured when someone lased them. bsky.app/profile/lemo...
"A medical helicopter was coming to evacuate victims from a car crash when firefighters told it to stay away due to three mysterious drones in the area." They were planes, not drones. I hope no one died because of the mass delusion.
August 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Ma imestan inimeste lihtsameelsust, kes näivad arvavat, et kui lased mõne vastikute vaadetega inimese maha, siis kaovad need vaated maailmast.
September 11, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Patsifist olemine ei pea olema see, et lased jalga või lased ära tappa.
March 31, 2026 at 11:32 AM