Random lady in coffee shop: Oh, you have an accent!
My 82-y-o dad: I do. Is it sexy?
Me: 😂
My 82-y-o dad: I do. Is it sexy?
Me: 😂
November 6, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Random lady in coffee shop: Oh, you have an accent!
My 82-y-o dad: I do. Is it sexy?
Me: 😂
My 82-y-o dad: I do. Is it sexy?
Me: 😂
Today is, once again, new #Batgirl comic book day. Batgirl #25 is on sale at your local comic shop, featuring the return of noted terrible dad David Cain.
With the worst dad in comics coming back, have this really silly old drawing I did in mspaint of the Cass Cain family unit.
With the worst dad in comics coming back, have this really silly old drawing I did in mspaint of the Cass Cain family unit.
November 4, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Today is, once again, new #Batgirl comic book day. Batgirl #25 is on sale at your local comic shop, featuring the return of noted terrible dad David Cain.
With the worst dad in comics coming back, have this really silly old drawing I did in mspaint of the Cass Cain family unit.
With the worst dad in comics coming back, have this really silly old drawing I did in mspaint of the Cass Cain family unit.
Then I do the process that involves flattening my friends kinda like the moisturize-me lady from Dr Who and the textures turn into this,
well just don't look at the textures ok
(this is my dad, from a photo years ago where he made an awful face to try and ruin the photo) (GUESS WHAT, DAD)
well just don't look at the textures ok
(this is my dad, from a photo years ago where he made an awful face to try and ruin the photo) (GUESS WHAT, DAD)
November 4, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Then I do the process that involves flattening my friends kinda like the moisturize-me lady from Dr Who and the textures turn into this,
well just don't look at the textures ok
(this is my dad, from a photo years ago where he made an awful face to try and ruin the photo) (GUESS WHAT, DAD)
well just don't look at the textures ok
(this is my dad, from a photo years ago where he made an awful face to try and ruin the photo) (GUESS WHAT, DAD)
My 81 yo immigrant doctor dad: “why is this Minaj lady from Trinidad so supportive of Trump?”
Me: “it’s complicated.”
Me: “it’s complicated.”
November 5, 2026 at 12:55 AM
My 81 yo immigrant doctor dad: “why is this Minaj lady from Trinidad so supportive of Trump?”
Me: “it’s complicated.”
Me: “it’s complicated.”
Dad and I had a great tourist time in Central Park
November 5, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Dad and I had a great tourist time in Central Park
I wish people had voted 2 years ago like they did yesterday. We could have had a nice, sensible lady and America's Dad in charge. Now we have to fix what the uncle you don't invite to Thanksgiving did.
November 5, 2026 at 2:45 AM
I wish people had voted 2 years ago like they did yesterday. We could have had a nice, sensible lady and America's Dad in charge. Now we have to fix what the uncle you don't invite to Thanksgiving did.
dad: Hakeem Jeffries is Muslim
Me:
Me:
John McCain's 'No Ma'am' Moment
Alt: John McCain's 'No Ma'am' Moment when the lady said Obama was Muslim
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November 4, 2026 at 10:20 PM
dad: Hakeem Jeffries is Muslim
Me:
Me:
i escaped from my enclosure to tell you that seamus looks like an old lady with his long hair and priestly robes while frederica is a badass knight lady and all this to say jean is let's be cool like mama while barbara got her soft femininity from her dad
November 4, 2026 at 5:23 PM
i escaped from my enclosure to tell you that seamus looks like an old lady with his long hair and priestly robes while frederica is a badass knight lady and all this to say jean is let's be cool like mama while barbara got her soft femininity from her dad
According to my 19 year old coworker Glycerine by Bush is old lady music. Sorry divorced dad rock enjoyers. The old ladies have swooped in and stolen one of your staples apparently 💀
November 2, 2026 at 11:06 PM
According to my 19 year old coworker Glycerine by Bush is old lady music. Sorry divorced dad rock enjoyers. The old ladies have swooped in and stolen one of your staples apparently 💀
Mom wanted to knock some phones (and tourists) off bridges into the canals in Venice, but Dad wouldn’t let her. She is still mad.
If Mom was an old lady living in Venice, she would “accidentally” bump into so many people and phones.
If Mom was an old lady living in Venice, she would “accidentally” bump into so many people and phones.
November 3, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Mom wanted to knock some phones (and tourists) off bridges into the canals in Venice, but Dad wouldn’t let her. She is still mad.
If Mom was an old lady living in Venice, she would “accidentally” bump into so many people and phones.
If Mom was an old lady living in Venice, she would “accidentally” bump into so many people and phones.
went to my best buys Zelda launch and they sold out of everything ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ still was fun chatting with people in line! My dad, always Caribbean immediately asked the lady how many consoles were left and once she said none me and half the line dipped and people said have a good night 💀💀💀
November 5, 2026 at 5:36 AM
went to my best buys Zelda launch and they sold out of everything ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ still was fun chatting with people in line! My dad, always Caribbean immediately asked the lady how many consoles were left and once she said none me and half the line dipped and people said have a good night 💀💀💀
dad was trying to teach me to catcall and used "meow" as an example, so when we stopped at a light my 7 year old ass flung myself out the window and loudly did my best cat impression at some lady waiting to cross
....who looked very confused
....who looked very confused
please delight me with your most on-brand story from your childhood
mine is that I quit Cubs after two weeks because it clashed with Coronation Street
mine is that I quit Cubs after two weeks because it clashed with Coronation Street
November 6, 2026 at 7:10 AM
dad was trying to teach me to catcall and used "meow" as an example, so when we stopped at a light my 7 year old ass flung myself out the window and loudly did my best cat impression at some lady waiting to cross
....who looked very confused
....who looked very confused
Get it, young lady. Great job dad!!!
November 6, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Get it, young lady. Great job dad!!!
It just makes me sad.
We could've had Cyndi Munson y'all--who also would have been the first Asian American elected OK Governor (Vietnam vet dad, Korean mum). She is such a good lady.
But we need to make sure OKDems hold the new GOP overlords fully accountable.
We could've had Cyndi Munson y'all--who also would have been the first Asian American elected OK Governor (Vietnam vet dad, Korean mum). She is such a good lady.
But we need to make sure OKDems hold the new GOP overlords fully accountable.
"Women will lead more states as governors & rep more congressional districts than at any time in American history come January.
Dem women surge past 100 House seats as GOP women lose ground
+ Voters elected 1st Black & 1st Native American female governors as women won a record no. of gov'rships"
Dem women surge past 100 House seats as GOP women lose ground
+ Voters elected 1st Black & 1st Native American female governors as women won a record no. of gov'rships"
Democratic women surge past 100 House seats as Republican women lose ground
Voters also elected the country’s first Black and first Native American female governors as women won a record number of governorships.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 4, 2026 at 7:17 PM
It just makes me sad.
We could've had Cyndi Munson y'all--who also would have been the first Asian American elected OK Governor (Vietnam vet dad, Korean mum). She is such a good lady.
But we need to make sure OKDems hold the new GOP overlords fully accountable.
We could've had Cyndi Munson y'all--who also would have been the first Asian American elected OK Governor (Vietnam vet dad, Korean mum). She is such a good lady.
But we need to make sure OKDems hold the new GOP overlords fully accountable.
People have already said this but it is wild to me - Annie Andrews is a doctor rather than a lawyer but is otherwise a genuine close approximation to the meme, and she just got voted Senator of South Carolina! Wine mums are actually some of democracy's strongest soldiers.
November 6, 2026 at 6:40 AM
People have already said this but it is wild to me - Annie Andrews is a doctor rather than a lawyer but is otherwise a genuine close approximation to the meme, and she just got voted Senator of South Carolina! Wine mums are actually some of democracy's strongest soldiers.
A lady inquired about this today and seemed very interested in getting it. Later in the day she messaged to say that her husband just wants to ratchet strap the car seat and they're gonna pass.
JFC, so anyway, it's still for sale and I feel sorry for their child. Clearly the dad is a moron.
JFC, so anyway, it's still for sale and I feel sorry for their child. Clearly the dad is a moron.
*Posting until sold*
If you know of anyone with an Urban Arrow Family who may be looking to haul their child in a car seat, can you let them know our adapter kit is for sale? Our baby has reached the limits of her car seat and we're moving onto the next step. DM if interested and thanks!
If you know of anyone with an Urban Arrow Family who may be looking to haul their child in a car seat, can you let them know our adapter kit is for sale? Our baby has reached the limits of her car seat and we're moving onto the next step. DM if interested and thanks!
November 4, 2026 at 12:45 AM
A lady inquired about this today and seemed very interested in getting it. Later in the day she messaged to say that her husband just wants to ratchet strap the car seat and they're gonna pass.
JFC, so anyway, it's still for sale and I feel sorry for their child. Clearly the dad is a moron.
JFC, so anyway, it's still for sale and I feel sorry for their child. Clearly the dad is a moron.
Wow,lady wilmchen is dad die herbstcollektion 🤔😍😍😍😍wusste gar nicht dad du Model bist 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍💚💚💚💚💚💚liebe Grüße von uns an euch 🥰🥰🥰🥰
November 6, 2026 at 11:31 AM
Wow,lady wilmchen is dad die herbstcollektion 🤔😍😍😍😍wusste gar nicht dad du Model bist 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍💚💚💚💚💚💚liebe Grüße von uns an euch 🥰🥰🥰🥰
I’m practicing my “I love you, dad” look and accidentally looked at the lady human. #Corgi #CorgiSky #CorgiCrew
October 30, 2026 at 2:10 AM
I’m practicing my “I love you, dad” look and accidentally looked at the lady human. #Corgi #CorgiSky #CorgiCrew
I still remember as a child getting my chickenpox vaccine and a lady telling my Dad that she could have brought her kid over to give it to me instead. He was AGHAST. I think my kindergarten mandated the vaccine or evidence you had already had chickenpox.
November 6, 2026 at 4:41 PM
I still remember as a child getting my chickenpox vaccine and a lady telling my Dad that she could have brought her kid over to give it to me instead. He was AGHAST. I think my kindergarten mandated the vaccine or evidence you had already had chickenpox.
1966 VW Bug with holes in the floor. My dad restored a barn and the lady that owned it wanted it taken to the junkyard. It was covered in birdshit and had 4 flat tires. Wound up bringing it home and it fired right up. Learned how to drive in that thing. I was 15.
November 3, 2026 at 2:42 PM
1966 VW Bug with holes in the floor. My dad restored a barn and the lady that owned it wanted it taken to the junkyard. It was covered in birdshit and had 4 flat tires. Wound up bringing it home and it fired right up. Learned how to drive in that thing. I was 15.
Is the Daily Mail putting their side of the story out now each day in print, in case they are questioned by legal authorities? It’s amazing how they suddenly know EVERYTHING and finding more each day, yet spent 8 yrs with him, portraying him as mistreated dad, abandoned by Meghan
Meonly: Confused Math Lady Meme
ALT: Meonly: Confused Math Lady Meme
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October 31, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Is the Daily Mail putting their side of the story out now each day in print, in case they are questioned by legal authorities? It’s amazing how they suddenly know EVERYTHING and finding more each day, yet spent 8 yrs with him, portraying him as mistreated dad, abandoned by Meghan
do you know how depressing it is to be at a victory party for a candidate who lost? and it be your dad? there were balloons we never dropped, i explained, until everyone left and then i had to pop them so we could return the room. old people rubbing my arms, telling me it’ll be ok. no shit lady
November 4, 2026 at 2:17 AM
do you know how depressing it is to be at a victory party for a candidate who lost? and it be your dad? there were balloons we never dropped, i explained, until everyone left and then i had to pop them so we could return the room. old people rubbing my arms, telling me it’ll be ok. no shit lady
I could be tempted to print this photo out and do a mundane Halloween costume of Lady who is taken back by someone looking like the Japanese version of her dearly departed dad.
October 31, 2026 at 4:39 PM
I could be tempted to print this photo out and do a mundane Halloween costume of Lady who is taken back by someone looking like the Japanese version of her dearly departed dad.
transmasc beatin largely stems from me not knowing if the kids that hang out outside of the carpenter's guild are like, his kids w the lady from the harvest dance quest, but i don't think they are...? So i hc that he's a single dad
November 3, 2026 at 5:42 PM
transmasc beatin largely stems from me not knowing if the kids that hang out outside of the carpenter's guild are like, his kids w the lady from the harvest dance quest, but i don't think they are...? So i hc that he's a single dad