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We bequeath microplastics, disposable fashion, and a giant Temu haul with free shipping to hell.

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A two-part meme. Top text reads Normal family heirlooms above four floral china plates and a gold bracelet with pearls and turquoise stones. Bottom text reads What my family heirlooms will be above an N64 with a green controller, a yellow CRT, a bowl of cartridges, a Busch can, an orange pizza-print bucket hat, a toaster stuffed with memory cards, and floor-to-ceiling game shelves with Mad Catz boxes. The probate judge listed cause of death as next-day shipping and a coupon code named after the deceased.
August 31, 2026 at 2:32 AM