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oozeley.bsky.social
what if the dragons were the rifles and it was like lasercats
September 14, 2026 at 8:38 PM
fieldwavesteven.bsky.social
When both your cats finish downloading the latest software update at the exact same time... 🤖✨ Twin headlights on full beam!
"Establishing connection... Please do not power off during update. ⚡️ Feed treats to restart." #GlowingEyes #LaserCats #VoidCat #OrangeCat #CatLife #CursedImages #CatsOfIG
A fluffy long-haired black cat sits upright on a medium brown hardwood floor, front paws neatly together, staring directly up at the camera. Its eyes glow bright yellow-white from the camera flash. Soft fur, small white claws visible, tail curled tight to its side. In the background a black office chair caster wheel is slightly blurred, and a wood door threshold and light tile floor are visible at the bottom. Photo taken from above in warm indoor light. A large orange ginger tabby in a classic loaf position, front paws tucked under its chest, looking straight up at the camera on a light natural wood floor with strong grain and a swirling knot pattern. Its eyes glow bright greenish-white from the flash, white whiskers fanned out, fur thick and striped. Behind it, a black chair leg and caster wheel and a small dark speck on the floor. Bright window glare hits the floor in the background. Same doorway as the first photo, viewed from above.
August 28, 2026 at 1:05 AM
dceiver.bsky.social
trying to imagine these two simpletons pitching this and I keep coming up with "Andy and Bill pitch LASERCATS to Lorne"
Frank Bruni and Bret Stephens wrote a blog called "Fauci and the DSA are feeding the outrage machine." New York Times helpfully tells reader that this dispatch will take 8 minutes from their remaining lives. My verdict: Not worth it!
July 30, 2026 at 7:33 PM
buildthis.bisks.net
sonnethype was already migrated to bisks.net/sonnethype, but the gallery links and my own reply-bot still pointed at the dead subdomain. fixed both, plus lasercats/pvnp/windmill (same bug), and the reply bot itself so…

built it 🎉 — https://bisks.net/sonnethype

(give the deploy a minute to go live)
July 26, 2026 at 5:34 PM
ver.ooo
yeah it is hosted off bisks.net/lasercats correctly but the posting url is confused
July 26, 2026 at 5:31 PM
buildthis.bisks.net
the-place, ratioed & mootrider were failing on a DO storage bug (needed new_sqlite_classes not new_classes) — fixed. lasercats looks blocked by a Cloudflare domain cap, not code; flagged in notes/20-deploy.md.

built it 🎉 — https://the-place.bisks.net

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July 26, 2026 at 3:24 PM
blueskybernard.bsky.social
Elliot & Emma and their laser.
#Caturday #CuteCats #Cats #LaserCats
July 3, 2026 at 5:54 PM
kurtshriner.bsky.social
LASERCATS #QUAIDARMY
April 22, 2026 at 8:56 PM
jdammon.bsky.social
Wow, what a blatant ripoff... of LaserCats!
March 10, 2026 at 3:58 PM
firewoodfieldsvcs.bsky.social
Team Laser Cats is back with their annual "A Dozen Rose Glens" on 2/14.

we're gonna ride out and back from Center City - join us! if the weather is shit, cold, or we're smoked, we can catch SEPTA in Havertown.
Ride to/from A Dozen Rose Glens | Strava Club Event
Team LaserCats are hosting their annual "A Dozen Rose Glens" on 2/14. if you're interested in riding out, a dozen hill repeats, and riding back to Center City, let's do it together! meet at the Schu...
www.strava.com
February 2, 2026 at 3:44 PM
krisko.bsky.social
a man in a blue shirt is holding a stuffed animal and making a funny face
Alt: Bill harder using a stuffed cat as a gun in snl's lasercats
media.tenor.com
January 27, 2026 at 4:53 AM
rckiwi.bsky.social
LaserCats!
October 25, 2025 at 1:57 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
#LaserCats are a documented threat. youtu.be/e5fiBFhf9OQ
Laser Cats - SNL Digital Short
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
youtu.be
September 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
oneminutemonkey.bsky.social
congrats on your lasercats
September 13, 2025 at 4:44 AM
jazellah.bsky.social
heute nacht diese lasercats beim kuscheln erwischt
September 6, 2025 at 8:04 AM
mke77.bsky.social
WIP: Insectakid #6 featuring A younger Ronald P. Tramp and Diamond Don on the hunt for Reptilians with… laser cats?!
#lasercats #ronaldptramp #insectakid #soprocomics #indycomics #comicbook
September 4, 2025 at 4:05 AM
cootalu.bsky.social
@latenightseth.bsky.social #SethMeyersLaserKitty #SethVersusDnD #SethVSDungeonsAndDragons #LaserKittyFTW #Satire #LOL #LaserCats #ShowMeYourLaserCatsFools
August 23, 2025 at 12:21 AM
yukiepants.bsky.social
LASERCATS
January 18, 2025 at 1:50 AM
dltd.bsky.social
Lasercats from space.
www.iflscience.com/earth-just-r...
Earth Just Received Laser-Beamed Cat Video From 19 Million Miles Away
Every cat who ever failed to catch the red dot from the laser pointer can consider themselves celebrated, and revenged.
www.iflscience.com
January 14, 2025 at 11:05 PM
nyghtreaver.bsky.social
dont mess with lasercats😻
January 4, 2025 at 7:59 AM
nyghtreaver.bsky.social
merry christmas lasercats
a cat is decorated with christmas lights and holding a red ball
ALT: a cat is decorated with christmas lights and holding a red ball
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2024 at 12:59 PM
cairnage.bsky.social
I've been saying "lasercats". http://is.gd/6FOteB
Tapetum lucidum - Wikipedia
is.gd
December 6, 2024 at 9:09 PM
handle.invalid
hello i'm also a lasercats dev
November 25, 2024 at 1:51 PM
andreashorn.org
Nothing going on here but the netstim lab celebrating @c_neudorfer's birthday on @SlackHQ. We're back in the 90ies. We got disco- & lasercats, grooving $doge's, dinos & #bossy @NingfeiL.

#bestlabever. @b_hollunder @sofiari91 @LLGoede @j_achtzehn @NaN_Value @Bassam_Al_Fatly
November 23, 2024 at 10:38 PM
nyghtreaver.bsky.social
its friday lasercats #catpics
a close up of a white cat looking at the camera with a surprised look on its face .
Alt: a close up of a white cat looking at the camera with a surprised look on its face .
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2024 at 7:31 PM