The skies opened. The earth trembled. Civilization stood on the brink of extinction.
One man. One mower. Because the homeowners association doesn't care.
Armageddon Lawn Man.
#Armageddon #LawnMan #ElToro #RetroVibes #LawnCare
One man. One mower. Because the homeowners association doesn't care.
Armageddon Lawn Man.
#Armageddon #LawnMan #ElToro #RetroVibes #LawnCare
October 22, 2026 at 11:35 AM
The skies opened. The earth trembled. Civilization stood on the brink of extinction.
One man. One mower. Because the homeowners association doesn't care.
Armageddon Lawn Man.
#Armageddon #LawnMan #ElToro #RetroVibes #LawnCare
One man. One mower. Because the homeowners association doesn't care.
Armageddon Lawn Man.
#Armageddon #LawnMan #ElToro #RetroVibes #LawnCare
That white lawnman walks right into the middle of the team, expects them to part the Red Sea for him, SHOVES his arms into the players & then gets mad b/c he hit them???
What a Fu*king Joke
What a Fu*king Joke
November 15, 2025 at 8:14 PM
That white lawnman walks right into the middle of the team, expects them to part the Red Sea for him, SHOVES his arms into the players & then gets mad b/c he hit them???
What a Fu*king Joke
What a Fu*king Joke
The lawn company early this morning decided they were going to spray for weeds without any notice. We have repeatedly told them we do not want those chemicals on our lawn but they email at midnight and show up at dawn so its too late to stop them. NOT TODAY lawnman. Baby birds and squirrels and
May 28, 2026 at 1:37 PM
The lawn company early this morning decided they were going to spray for weeds without any notice. We have repeatedly told them we do not want those chemicals on our lawn but they email at midnight and show up at dawn so its too late to stop them. NOT TODAY lawnman. Baby birds and squirrels and
The role of husband will now be played by Phil the Lawnman.
a man is using a lawn mower to cut the grass
ALT: a man is using a lawn mower to cut the grass
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July 16, 2025 at 3:13 PM
The role of husband will now be played by Phil the Lawnman.
I took one Benadryl too many and now the Scott’s Lawnman is here because I owe him money
August 18, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I took one Benadryl too many and now the Scott’s Lawnman is here because I owe him money
Early jobs that didn't make it on the resume:
1. Lawnboy
2. Lawnman
3 Lawn Retiree
1. Lawnboy
2. Lawnman
3 Lawn Retiree
August 30, 2024 at 12:05 PM
Early jobs that didn't make it on the resume:
1. Lawnboy
2. Lawnman
3 Lawn Retiree
1. Lawnboy
2. Lawnman
3 Lawn Retiree
Young Swindon runner to represent Wiltshire at National Cross Country Championship
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March 11, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Young Swindon runner to represent Wiltshire at National Cross Country Championship
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Movie: Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace
Better than the name would imply I guess. arcade(1993), death machine(1994), and the first lawnman all blend together in my mind. If you want a real B-movie rec I actually liked class of 1999.
Better than the name would imply I guess. arcade(1993), death machine(1994), and the first lawnman all blend together in my mind. If you want a real B-movie rec I actually liked class of 1999.
April 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Movie: Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace
Better than the name would imply I guess. arcade(1993), death machine(1994), and the first lawnman all blend together in my mind. If you want a real B-movie rec I actually liked class of 1999.
Better than the name would imply I guess. arcade(1993), death machine(1994), and the first lawnman all blend together in my mind. If you want a real B-movie rec I actually liked class of 1999.
From the ticket stub archive: OTD in 1990, '92: THE LAWNMOWER MAN (or here: LAWNMAN) and THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER.
March 11, 2025 at 2:15 PM
From the ticket stub archive: OTD in 1990, '92: THE LAWNMOWER MAN (or here: LAWNMAN) and THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER.
Favorite first watches (from previous years) of April
watched Lawman on a whim and it blew me away (so did the others but I kinda knew they'd be my shit)
watched Lawman on a whim and it blew me away (so did the others but I kinda knew they'd be my shit)
May 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Favorite first watches (from previous years) of April
watched Lawman on a whim and it blew me away (so did the others but I kinda knew they'd be my shit)
watched Lawman on a whim and it blew me away (so did the others but I kinda knew they'd be my shit)
I think ICE kidnapped our lawnman. The last time he was here was before Christmas and he always comes every 2 weeks. Thought maybe the took a holiday vacation but he’s not replying to my texts and he always does ☹️
January 17, 2026 at 12:10 AM
I think ICE kidnapped our lawnman. The last time he was here was before Christmas and he always comes every 2 weeks. Thought maybe the took a holiday vacation but he’s not replying to my texts and he always does ☹️
Thought it was a shot of my cat, Nabi, growling at the neighbor's lawnman...
June 4, 2026 at 10:16 AM
Thought it was a shot of my cat, Nabi, growling at the neighbor's lawnman...
Imma keep watchin lawnman but not bc they treat women like they have something to put on screen. I don’t know how many episodes in I am and Demi Moore is WHERE?
December 11, 2024 at 4:52 PM
Imma keep watchin lawnman but not bc they treat women like they have something to put on screen. I don’t know how many episodes in I am and Demi Moore is WHERE?