Passantino's first mistake was thinking he could out-laywer Andrew Weissmann.
A federal judge has dismissed a defamation lawsuit brought by Stefan Passantino, a former lawyer for onetime White House aide Cassidy Hutchinson, against MS NOW legal analyst Andrew Weissmann.
Judge dismisses defamation suit Cassidy Hutchinson’s lawyer brought against MS NOW analyst
The ruling ends the lawsuit stemming from Andrew Weissmann’s claim that Stefan Passantino coached former White House aide Cassidy Hutchinson to lie to the Jan. 6 committee.
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September 22, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Passantino's first mistake was thinking he could out-laywer Andrew Weissmann.
@adrew.dadguy.pro i’m sending up the My Internet Laywer ™ signal
September 23, 2026 at 11:21 PM
@adrew.dadguy.pro i’m sending up the My Internet Laywer ™ signal
Murderbot, BUT, wyth a good laywer?
Manslaughter Android
Manslaughter Android
July 10, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Murderbot, BUT, wyth a good laywer?
Manslaughter Android
Manslaughter Android
and don't ask for a laywer dog 🐕
May 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
and don't ask for a laywer dog 🐕
UPDATED with a statement from Tina Peters and comments from her laywer, who says upon release Peters plans to work on "getting rid of these fraudulent voting machines."
BREAKING: Colorado Gov. Jared Polis on Friday commuted the sentence of former Mesa County Clerk Tina Peters, an election denier who was convicted and sentenced for her role in a breach of her office’s election system.
By @lindseytoomer.bsky.social
By @lindseytoomer.bsky.social
Colorado Gov. Polis cuts Tina Peters’ prison sentence in half | Colorado Newsline
Colorado Gov. Jared Polis commuted the sentence of former Mesa County Clerk Tina Peters, an election denier who breached her own equipment.
coloradonewsline.com
May 15, 2026 at 10:16 PM
UPDATED with a statement from Tina Peters and comments from her laywer, who says upon release Peters plans to work on "getting rid of these fraudulent voting machines."
of course Harvey Weinsteins laywer is writing op-eds in the WSJ. obviously
March 16, 2026 at 9:15 PM
of course Harvey Weinsteins laywer is writing op-eds in the WSJ. obviously
Chief Justice Roberts Calls Trump’s Tariffs ‘Taxes on Americans’ While Grilling Admin Laywer
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Chief Justice Roberts Calls Trump’s Tariffs ‘Taxes on Americans’ While Grilling Admin Laywer
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November 5, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Chief Justice Roberts Calls Trump’s Tariffs ‘Taxes on Americans’ While Grilling Admin Laywer
esse mano é a definicao de "look at laywer dawgg.. im going to jail"
June 10, 2025 at 2:59 PM
esse mano é a definicao de "look at laywer dawgg.. im going to jail"
ball knowing. ball knowing. ball knowing.
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September 8, 2026 at 9:46 PM
ball knowing. ball knowing. ball knowing.
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it's very weird that they've never bothered to hire exactly one laywer
April 23, 2026 at 9:03 PM
it's very weird that they've never bothered to hire exactly one laywer
This is complete lawyer brain. It's a terminal case of laywer brain. You needn't impute good faith to bad faith actors. It's how we got, e.g. Aileen Cannon, Trump. v. U.S.
January 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
This is complete lawyer brain. It's a terminal case of laywer brain. You needn't impute good faith to bad faith actors. It's how we got, e.g. Aileen Cannon, Trump. v. U.S.
Paying a laywer retainer for your gpose account
April 16, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Paying a laywer retainer for your gpose account
LAWYER: Next, a judge names someone to determine who should get your dad's assets.
ME: Double crossbow in both eyes.
LAYWER: I'm sorry?
ME: Hm? Oh, I'm distracted imagining how to punish people who make granola bars without chocolate on the bottom.
LAYWER: Attending the probate hearing IS optional …
ME: Double crossbow in both eyes.
LAYWER: I'm sorry?
ME: Hm? Oh, I'm distracted imagining how to punish people who make granola bars without chocolate on the bottom.
LAYWER: Attending the probate hearing IS optional …
August 19, 2026 at 7:29 PM
LAWYER: Next, a judge names someone to determine who should get your dad's assets.
ME: Double crossbow in both eyes.
LAYWER: I'm sorry?
ME: Hm? Oh, I'm distracted imagining how to punish people who make granola bars without chocolate on the bottom.
LAYWER: Attending the probate hearing IS optional …
ME: Double crossbow in both eyes.
LAYWER: I'm sorry?
ME: Hm? Oh, I'm distracted imagining how to punish people who make granola bars without chocolate on the bottom.
LAYWER: Attending the probate hearing IS optional …
I’m not going to be the first or last laywer to point this out, but
1) Yes, a single judge can
2) You are not allowed to violate a court order even if you’re 100% sure it’s wrong, and in fact you lose the right to challenge a contempt order if you do (it’s called the “collateral bar rule”)
1) Yes, a single judge can
2) You are not allowed to violate a court order even if you’re 100% sure it’s wrong, and in fact you lose the right to challenge a contempt order if you do (it’s called the “collateral bar rule”)
March 17, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I’m not going to be the first or last laywer to point this out, but
1) Yes, a single judge can
2) You are not allowed to violate a court order even if you’re 100% sure it’s wrong, and in fact you lose the right to challenge a contempt order if you do (it’s called the “collateral bar rule”)
1) Yes, a single judge can
2) You are not allowed to violate a court order even if you’re 100% sure it’s wrong, and in fact you lose the right to challenge a contempt order if you do (it’s called the “collateral bar rule”)
April 21, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Oh the mansplaining over thirty years as a small town laywer . . .
April 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Oh the mansplaining over thirty years as a small town laywer . . .
November 1, 2024 at 5:15 AM
if my experience is to be universalized, every therapist says something similar to their laywer clients during the first session as well.
me to my wonderful therapist who sees many academics: it just feels like all my ideas about professional success are evaporating before my eyes
therapist: you’re actually not the first one of my patients to say that today
therapist: you’re actually not the first one of my patients to say that today
March 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
if my experience is to be universalized, every therapist says something similar to their laywer clients during the first session as well.
Is it good that our "centre left human rights laywer" PM is getting cosy with these guys?
1)Peter Thiel has written:
"The 1920s were the last decade in American history during which one could be genuinely optimistic about politics. Since 1920, the vast increase in welfare beneficiaries and the extension of the franchise to women — two constituencies that are notoriously tough for...
"The 1920s were the last decade in American history during which one could be genuinely optimistic about politics. Since 1920, the vast increase in welfare beneficiaries and the extension of the franchise to women — two constituencies that are notoriously tough for...
The Most Dangerous Corporation in America
Friends,
open.substack.com
June 21, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Is it good that our "centre left human rights laywer" PM is getting cosy with these guys?
as my own laywer I am advising myself to shut the fuck
May 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM
as my own laywer I am advising myself to shut the fuck
So that's where they keep the "Need a Laywer Take a Lawyer" bowl?
June 25, 2024 at 1:04 PM
So that's where they keep the "Need a Laywer Take a Lawyer" bowl?
it cant do that, its illegal to destroy public property. someone get me on the line with the meteors laywer
June 19, 2026 at 10:12 PM
it cant do that, its illegal to destroy public property. someone get me on the line with the meteors laywer