one of my favourite canon interactions. i wish we saw more of lbh and lqq's petty beef
October 26, 2026 at 5:21 PM
one of my favourite canon interactions. i wish we saw more of lbh and lqq's petty beef
...they're bigger than lbh.
for the first time in his life, lbh gets performance anxiety. needless to say, lqg is not particularly impressed
for the first time in his life, lbh gets performance anxiety. needless to say, lqg is not particularly impressed
October 28, 2026 at 4:31 PM
...they're bigger than lbh.
for the first time in his life, lbh gets performance anxiety. needless to say, lqg is not particularly impressed
for the first time in his life, lbh gets performance anxiety. needless to say, lqg is not particularly impressed
obviously in this scenario SY is still LBH's crush. SY is successfully able to "negotiate" some clemency for LBH, but LBH can't be happy about it.......... at what cost...........
October 28, 2026 at 1:56 PM
obviously in this scenario SY is still LBH's crush. SY is successfully able to "negotiate" some clemency for LBH, but LBH can't be happy about it.......... at what cost...........
lbh physically measuring his own dick and then measuring lqgs tdick and degrading and humiliating him for how small it is and how little pleasure it could bring to anyone. and lqg is simultaneously flushed and affirmed because lbh isnt saying he's *different*, he's just saying he's *small*.
October 28, 2026 at 2:33 PM
lbh physically measuring his own dick and then measuring lqgs tdick and degrading and humiliating him for how small it is and how little pleasure it could bring to anyone. and lqg is simultaneously flushed and affirmed because lbh isnt saying he's *different*, he's just saying he's *small*.
jiuyuan and their three dogs (lbh, lqg, yqy)
October 25, 2026 at 1:24 AM
jiuyuan and their three dogs (lbh, lqg, yqy)
sj fucking sy in front of lbh AND lqg. to be honest
October 28, 2026 at 8:47 PM
sj fucking sy in front of lbh AND lqg. to be honest
cw: bad, no good trauma dump: univat fbzrbar jub ivbyragyl encrq lbh na hapbhagnoyr nzbhag bs gvzrf fnl gurl'er oberq jvgu lbh naq lbh'er hfrq tbbqf naq bssref gb xvyy lbh gb znxr gur cnva fgbc xvaqn hasbeghangryl unf gung vzcnpg ba lbh
October 28, 2026 at 6:36 PM
cw: bad, no good trauma dump: univat fbzrbar jub ivbyragyl encrq lbh na hapbhagnoyr nzbhag bs gvzrf fnl gurl'er oberq jvgu lbh naq lbh'er hfrq tbbqf naq bssref gb xvyy lbh gb znxr gur cnva fgbc xvaqn hasbeghangryl unf gung vzcnpg ba lbh
lbh SO ready to show lqg a good time when lqg finally lets him into bed. he asks where the lube is—lqg would need it, having never taken anything like lbh's cock before!—and lqg directs him to a box under the bed which also contains the biggest dildos lbh had ever seen. some with even bigger knots.
October 28, 2026 at 4:31 PM
lbh SO ready to show lqg a good time when lqg finally lets him into bed. he asks where the lube is—lqg would need it, having never taken anything like lbh's cock before!—and lqg directs him to a box under the bed which also contains the biggest dildos lbh had ever seen. some with even bigger knots.
pna lbh gryy juvpu bar vf byqre
October 27, 2026 at 3:16 AM
pna lbh gryy juvpu bar vf byqre
LBH: I can forgive the abuse. The sabotage. The beatings. But I draw the line at stealing my Yuan-ge.
SY: You can excuse what??
SY: You can excuse what??
October 28, 2026 at 9:14 PM
LBH: I can forgive the abuse. The sabotage. The beatings. But I draw the line at stealing my Yuan-ge.
SY: You can excuse what??
SY: You can excuse what??
Think we know who it is tbh unless theres another one which is lbh highly likely
October 27, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Think we know who it is tbh unless theres another one which is lbh highly likely
Since LBH spent so much time learning to dance with SJ, he did not have time to look for a fellow disciple to dance with. LBH might be a decent dancer now, but he doesn't have a partner. Looks like SJ will have to dance with LBH for his peak's reputation
October 28, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Since LBH spent so much time learning to dance with SJ, he did not have time to look for a fellow disciple to dance with. LBH might be a decent dancer now, but he doesn't have a partner. Looks like SJ will have to dance with LBH for his peak's reputation
LBH finding out that not only does LQG have a type that he fits!!! But he’s not even the most ill advised and dangerous option :C
October 26, 2026 at 9:17 PM
LBH finding out that not only does LQG have a type that he fits!!! But he’s not even the most ill advised and dangerous option :C
i think tlj would simply not care about sharing a boyfriend with his son and/or find it mildly amusing, meanwhile lbh is livid every time he's reminded. lqg thinks the whole thing is hilarious
October 28, 2026 at 9:13 PM
i think tlj would simply not care about sharing a boyfriend with his son and/or find it mildly amusing, meanwhile lbh is livid every time he's reminded. lqg thinks the whole thing is hilarious
complaining rot13 htu ng fbzr cbvag lbh crbcyr UNIR gb fgbc cbfgvat gjvggre fperrafubgf naq pbzcynvavat nobhg vg ba urer v qbag pner jung unccrarq ba gung njshy jrofvgr
October 27, 2026 at 11:03 AM
complaining rot13 htu ng fbzr cbvag lbh crbcyr UNIR gb fgbc cbfgvat gjvggre fperrafubgf naq pbzcynvavat nobhg vg ba urer v qbag pner jung unccrarq ba gung njshy jrofvgr
cd: Stress
Jnf ynlvat va orq jura V unq guvf gubhtug bs 'url lbh'ir arire unq lbhe sngure be nalbar ryfr va lbhe snzvyl gryy lbh gurl'er cebhq bs nalguvat lbh'ir qbar naq vs lbh rire nppbzcyvfu nalguvat naq nalbar QBRF fnl vg gb lbh, lbh zvtug npghnyyl, dhvgr yvgrenyyl oernx sebz sebz gur rzbgvbaf'
Jnf ynlvat va orq jura V unq guvf gubhtug bs 'url lbh'ir arire unq lbhe sngure be nalbar ryfr va lbhe snzvyl gryy lbh gurl'er cebhq bs nalguvat lbh'ir qbar naq vs lbh rire nppbzcyvfu nalguvat naq nalbar QBRF fnl vg gb lbh, lbh zvtug npghnyyl, dhvgr yvgrenyyl oernx sebz sebz gur rzbgvbaf'
October 27, 2026 at 8:50 AM
cd: Stress
Jnf ynlvat va orq jura V unq guvf gubhtug bs 'url lbh'ir arire unq lbhe sngure be nalbar ryfr va lbhe snzvyl gryy lbh gurl'er cebhq bs nalguvat lbh'ir qbar naq vs lbh rire nppbzcyvfu nalguvat naq nalbar QBRF fnl vg gb lbh, lbh zvtug npghnyyl, dhvgr yvgrenyyl oernx sebz sebz gur rzbgvbaf'
Jnf ynlvat va orq jura V unq guvf gubhtug bs 'url lbh'ir arire unq lbhe sngure be nalbar ryfr va lbhe snzvyl gryy lbh gurl'er cebhq bs nalguvat lbh'ir qbar naq vs lbh rire nppbzcyvfu nalguvat naq nalbar QBRF fnl vg gb lbh, lbh zvtug npghnyyl, dhvgr yvgrenyyl oernx sebz sebz gur rzbgvbaf'
They way SJ is lying on LBH is so stunning!
October 28, 2026 at 9:32 PM
They way SJ is lying on LBH is so stunning!
lbh watching from the shadows as he gives lqg his fifth "naked at a peak lord meeting" dream in a week: this is my therapy
October 24, 2026 at 5:28 AM
lbh watching from the shadows as he gives lqg his fifth "naked at a peak lord meeting" dream in a week: this is my therapy
lbh fubhyq arire yrg bgure crbcyr ehva fuvg sbe lbh, ohg ubarfgyl va fbzr jnlf v'ir pbzr gb ybngur gur snaqbz nebhaq gur nepnqvba. vg ernyyl qvq fhpx gb trg vagb gur bar punenpgre gung ab bar jnagf gb qenj orpnhfr gurl guvax ur'f gbb tbbsl be htyl be jungrire.
October 25, 2026 at 7:25 PM
lbh fubhyq arire yrg bgure crbcyr ehva fuvg sbe lbh, ohg ubarfgyl va fbzr jnlf v'ir pbzr gb ybngur gur snaqbz nebhaq gur nepnqvba. vg ernyyl qvq fhpx gb trg vagb gur bar punenpgre gung ab bar jnagf gb qenj orpnhfr gurl guvax ur'f gbb tbbsl be htyl be jungrire.
lbh mockingly saying "how many unbroken bones do you still have?" to lqg is so........
October 22, 2026 at 6:42 PM
lbh mockingly saying "how many unbroken bones do you still have?" to lqg is so........
And then something something lqg or lbh end up spitroasted🙂↕️🙂↕️
October 28, 2026 at 10:51 PM
And then something something lqg or lbh end up spitroasted🙂↕️🙂↕️
SJ would ask LBH inside, even just out of politeness, but as he is sick he just gives LBH his money and tells him to please send his thanks to his mother. Before SJ goes back inside to actually eat and rest.
October 24, 2026 at 3:26 PM
SJ would ask LBH inside, even just out of politeness, but as he is sick he just gives LBH his money and tells him to please send his thanks to his mother. Before SJ goes back inside to actually eat and rest.
So while she goes to their apartment above the shop, LBH goes to the address his mum wrote down. Where he finds the name Shen, and rings.
Where the most beautiful man that LBH has ever seen eventually opens up the door.
Where the most beautiful man that LBH has ever seen eventually opens up the door.
October 24, 2026 at 3:26 PM
So while she goes to their apartment above the shop, LBH goes to the address his mum wrote down. Where he finds the name Shen, and rings.
Where the most beautiful man that LBH has ever seen eventually opens up the door.
Where the most beautiful man that LBH has ever seen eventually opens up the door.