I concur, Tort certainly sounds wrong

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Wiley Miller finds the ethical guardrail at a billionaire’s legal strategy meeting: unlimited billable hours are fine; just wait until the trial starts before betting on it. ⚖️💰🎰 #NonSequitur #LegalHumour

Today’s case: Crisps vs. Nuts at the pub. ⚖️ Jury still deliberating over a pint. Sunday law: no briefs, only bar snacks. #LegalHumour #SundayFunday #PubLaw #CrossExamination #RestMyCase

"The law: where everyone wants fast answers to slow questions."
🚀 Rocket science, but with more emails. It's not rocket science. It's worse. Rocket scientists don't get 9pm texts about boundary fences. For more: www.learninglawyer.co.uk

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Switching off the legal brain for the night—no more drafting, billing, or Googling "what does 'forthwith' actually mean?" Sleep well, fellow solicitors. Tomorrow we litigate (or at least reply to emails). www.learninglawyer.co.uk 😴📚 #GoodNig#GoodNightCounselu#LegalHumourt#SolicitorLifeL#LawyerLoggingOff

A young lawyer from sunny Dundee,
Filed motions while sipping her tea.
She said with a grin,
"I love a good win—
Especially one that's costs-free!"

www.learninglawyer.co.uk

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Back from annual leave and wondering how your keyboard still works? Welcome to inbox mountain ⛰️ Remember: you've survived law books—you can do this! One email at a time.

🧠 More tips at www.learninglawyer.co.uk
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Don’t just spot the issue—flirt with it, date it, and marry the analysis! 💍📚 You’re nearly there—keep going, future solicitors! 💼
Check me out at 👉 www.learninglawyer.co.uk
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Ever felt like the law was written by sleep-deprived goblins? 🧙‍♂️⚖️ Dive into the weird, wonderful world of legal life with laughs, logic & just a bit of Latin. New posts weekly at www.learninglawyer.co.uk! 💼📚 #LawyerL#LawyerLifeu#LegalHumourt#SolicitorStrugglesn#LearningLawyer

🎩 Just survived a transaction with that solicitor (slow replies, dramatic emails, the works).
New blog: “Dealing with Difficult Solicitors in Conveyancing” – tips, laughs & caffeine-fuelled wisdom. ☕🏡 check it out at www.learninglaywer.co.uk
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