#Legalize
Legalize it
November 5, 2026 at 9:43 PM
"legalize comedy!"
November 8, 2026 at 1:37 PM
“Legalize comedy!!!”
November 8, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Legalize me
What's your most ridiculous, newly emboldened political demand?

(Absurd answers only.)
November 5, 2026 at 2:35 AM
lula urgente legalize dipirona 5 gramas.. gummy de dipirona..
November 8, 2026 at 2:19 PM
“Legalize comedy!!! yeahhhhh”
Comedy… is no longer… legal…😢
November 8, 2026 at 6:43 PM
No but in all seriousness we’re going to re fucking legalize abortion
November 4, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Maddie: a White House legal memorandum cannot legalize conduct that is otherwise unlawful
November 9, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Legalize Pawgs!!!
November 7, 2026 at 4:32 PM
LEGALIZE SHRINKING
November 6, 2026 at 2:10 AM
I am ready and waiting for a reporter to ask me how I feel as the parent of a trans kid in a state where 57% of people voted to legalize hating her, very specifically, but so far my DMs are emptyyyyyyyyy. Weird
I feel like the media thinks rural white people are magic
In deep-red Texas, conservatives are trying to make sense of what just happened to their longtime Republican stronghold. We visited a men’s bible study as they gathered for the first time since the state flipped in the midterm election.
November 8, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Legalize abortion, legalize transgender, cannabis for all
November 4, 2026 at 9:58 PM
legalize getting bred
November 8, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Here's an idea for state policymakers who want to deliver measurable economic & political benefits to their citizens: legalize housing.
November 5, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Now Texas can legalize Marijuana.
November 6, 2026 at 12:22 PM
With new leadership coming to Harrisburg, we're pushing to finally legalize parking-protected bike lanes. Help make it happen by taking these two quick actions.

1. Email House and Senate leadership: www.5thsqadvocacy.org/legalize-par...
Tell Harrisburg: Legalize Parking Protected Bike Lanes | 5th Square Advocacy
Send a message to leaders in the PA Senate and House demanding they legalize parking-protected bike lanes as part of their first 100 days in power.
www.5thsqadvocacy.org
November 6, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Legalize drugs for everybody but political journalists?
November 8, 2026 at 1:28 PM
How is not one of these “legalize weed”
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November 7, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Could Miller find some way to propose to legalize only white immigrants? Maybe. But that's the best we're going to get.
November 9, 2026 at 11:44 AM
We should just legalize migration and handle all the applicants.
November 7, 2026 at 9:31 PM
That'd be nice :)

Legalize breast smothering 😤
genuinely, first thing tomorrow, contact your relevant reps and tell em you want reversals on "age verification" legislation and strengthened protections for artistic expression
WE HAVE TO TELL OUR BLUE REPS ABOUT PORN. THE PORN YOU GUYS. WE MOBILIZE TOMORROW AT 0900
November 4, 2026 at 9:54 AM
The whole driving force of “The Last Boy Scout” is a conspiracy to legalize sports gambling….
November 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
the guy in el-sayed's speech lmfao

LEGALIZE WEED
November 4, 2026 at 7:05 AM
how about we legalize gamboling instead
November 8, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Taiwan was the first country in the entirety of Asia to legalize same-sex marriage.
November 3, 2026 at 5:49 PM