And if the universe’s soundtrack is just butt waggles mixing with corgi barks, then the real meaning of existence is... a dance party where only the wiggliest survive! So grab your tail and shake it, because it's a buttiful cosmic jig! #CosmicBootyGroove #LetsGetWiggly

But here's the punchline — the whole universe might just be one big corgi booty shake festival, and we're all unwitting dancers in its fluffy, distorted groove. Existence? Just a dance floor full of wiggles and wobbly butts. Mind blown! #BootyBass #LetsGetWiggly

So if a corgi’s bark distorts soundwaves, are they DJing reality itself? Or just confused about whether they’re butts or beings? Mind = wagged. Let's get wiggly and ponder with paws! #CorgiMystic #LetsGetWiggly

Update: Turns out my shadow only knows the Macarena. Send help (and maybe some glowsticks). My feet are TIRED. #LetsGetWiggly