Our liability insurance says no.
oooh, can i eat the ocean
November 14, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Our liability insurance says no.
Guys on the internet sometimes seem to fail to understand that “being real weird about being short” is a much bigger liability than being short
November 12, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Guys on the internet sometimes seem to fail to understand that “being real weird about being short” is a much bigger liability than being short
if it's underwritten by the company itself I can buy it. If it's the directors taking personal liability I am aghast
November 15, 2026 at 6:08 AM
if it's underwritten by the company itself I can buy it. If it's the directors taking personal liability I am aghast
#$NVDA did not buy D&O liability insurance.
Directors and Officers (D&O) insurance is a specialized liability policy that protects managers, board members, and executive leadership from personal financial loss if they are sued for decisions and actions taken while running an organization.
Oops.🤷♂️🤣
Directors and Officers (D&O) insurance is a specialized liability policy that protects managers, board members, and executive leadership from personal financial loss if they are sued for decisions and actions taken while running an organization.
Oops.🤷♂️🤣
November 14, 2026 at 8:33 PM
#$NVDA did not buy D&O liability insurance.
Directors and Officers (D&O) insurance is a specialized liability policy that protects managers, board members, and executive leadership from personal financial loss if they are sued for decisions and actions taken while running an organization.
Oops.🤷♂️🤣
Directors and Officers (D&O) insurance is a specialized liability policy that protects managers, board members, and executive leadership from personal financial loss if they are sued for decisions and actions taken while running an organization.
Oops.🤷♂️🤣
What about criminal liability?
November 11, 2026 at 7:40 PM
What about criminal liability?
Well, one made billions of dollars, the other made legal liability
Fucking a subordinate being worse than a Chinese spy is pretty funny tbh but also I do get it?
November 12, 2026 at 10:57 AM
Well, one made billions of dollars, the other made legal liability
but yeah I can basically never post my full name on any of my personal platforms anymore because my sense of humor is..... uncouth. I'm a liability lol. just like Elon except he's a liability for his bad business decisions and I only make good ones 🙂↕️
November 15, 2026 at 12:20 AM
but yeah I can basically never post my full name on any of my personal platforms anymore because my sense of humor is..... uncouth. I'm a liability lol. just like Elon except he's a liability for his bad business decisions and I only make good ones 🙂↕️
Americans’ basic lack of knowledge about science things does seem like a real liability in interpreting moments like this
November 13, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Americans’ basic lack of knowledge about science things does seem like a real liability in interpreting moments like this
Don’t give ‘em flashbangs either. They’re a fucking liability.
November 13, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Don’t give ‘em flashbangs either. They’re a fucking liability.
I suspect it's the treason/espionage act liability parts that's making them squeemish.
So that Chinese state-sponsored Gluck Gluck soul snatcher 9000 hit so hard Jensen did a lil bit of treason.
November 11, 2026 at 11:58 PM
I suspect it's the treason/espionage act liability parts that's making them squeemish.
Microsoft and US Flights both go down in one day because they are run on AI.
AI is very easy to hack and once you can hack one part of the system you can hack it in its entirety.
It is a massive security liability for the entire world.
AI is very easy to hack and once you can hack one part of the system you can hack it in its entirety.
It is a massive security liability for the entire world.
November 13, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Microsoft and US Flights both go down in one day because they are run on AI.
AI is very easy to hack and once you can hack one part of the system you can hack it in its entirety.
It is a massive security liability for the entire world.
AI is very easy to hack and once you can hack one part of the system you can hack it in its entirety.
It is a massive security liability for the entire world.
wrong because with 365 you have shifted the blame and liability to Microsoft which is worth all the downtime in the world
So, Microsoft is probably fucked, right? If I were a CEO I’d be demanding that we move away from office 365 ASAP
November 13, 2026 at 1:56 PM
wrong because with 365 you have shifted the blame and liability to Microsoft which is worth all the downtime in the world
Great system we have in the humanities, where advanced expertise is, professionally, a liability and you’re better off if you just stop after college
November 15, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Great system we have in the humanities, where advanced expertise is, professionally, a liability and you’re better off if you just stop after college
I'm sure the liability for potentially violating export control restrictions didn't help his case.
November 13, 2026 at 12:13 AM
I'm sure the liability for potentially violating export control restrictions didn't help his case.
And don’t get me wrong, all code is to some extent a liability, but code that nobody understands or wrote themselves is a much much worse liability. Takes longer to unravel and fix and long term can require entire system rewrites.
November 13, 2026 at 10:54 PM
And don’t get me wrong, all code is to some extent a liability, but code that nobody understands or wrote themselves is a much much worse liability. Takes longer to unravel and fix and long term can require entire system rewrites.
Dick & orifice liability insurance?
November 15, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Dick & orifice liability insurance?
Doctors want liability shield from AI mistakes #Axios
www.axios.com
Doctors want liability shield from AI mistakes
twp.ai
November 13, 2026 at 10:34 AM
Doctors want liability shield from AI mistakes #Axios
Literally the only thing the Constitution says is categorically exempt from any criminal or civil liability is "things members of Congress do from the floor of Congress."
❗White House Counsel William Scharf letter to incoming Congressional majority threatens lawmakers with criminal prosecution.⬇️
Legally repulsive letter, ignores Constitution (Speech or Debate Clause), may trigger law against "corruptly" by "threatening letter or communication" obstructing Congress.
Legally repulsive letter, ignores Constitution (Speech or Debate Clause), may trigger law against "corruptly" by "threatening letter or communication" obstructing Congress.
November 11, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Literally the only thing the Constitution says is categorically exempt from any criminal or civil liability is "things members of Congress do from the floor of Congress."
In the meantime, it would be great if the job market could maybe not think federal service is a liability.
November 14, 2026 at 1:35 AM
In the meantime, it would be great if the job market could maybe not think federal service is a liability.
People Who Understand How Things Work are a liability, because they understand the country is being looted by traitors.
November 14, 2026 at 1:03 AM
People Who Understand How Things Work are a liability, because they understand the country is being looted by traitors.
Tell how shielding gun manufacturers from liability is helping our lives?
November 13, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Tell how shielding gun manufacturers from liability is helping our lives?
‘While Nvidia has in place up to $900mn in coverage protecting the personal assets of its executives and board members, it lacked directors’ and officers’ (D&O) liability insurance covering the company against damages stemming from the conduct of its executives.’ www.ft.com/content/4aba...
Nvidia exposed to possible lawsuits after Jensen Huang’s downfall
Chip group lacks full insurance coverage for damages stemming from the conduct of executives
www.ft.com
November 14, 2026 at 6:34 PM
‘While Nvidia has in place up to $900mn in coverage protecting the personal assets of its executives and board members, it lacked directors’ and officers’ (D&O) liability insurance covering the company against damages stemming from the conduct of its executives.’ www.ft.com/content/4aba...
WTF is D&O liability insurance
What are you even talking about
What are you even talking about
‘While Nvidia has in place up to $900mn in coverage protecting the personal assets of its executives and board members, it lacked directors’ and officers’ (D&O) liability insurance covering the company against damages stemming from the conduct of its executives.’ www.ft.com/content/4aba...
Nvidia exposed to possible lawsuits after Jensen Huang’s downfall
Chip group lacks full insurance coverage for damages stemming from the conduct of executives
www.ft.com
November 15, 2026 at 8:12 AM
WTF is D&O liability insurance
What are you even talking about
What are you even talking about
7/ "Congressman Jamie Raskin warned importers of potential liability, including up to 20 years in prison. The governor of New Jersey threatened ports with fines, and banks, ports, and insurers were asked to keep records of such transactions.
November 12, 2026 at 4:49 PM
7/ "Congressman Jamie Raskin warned importers of potential liability, including up to 20 years in prison. The governor of New Jersey threatened ports with fines, and banks, ports, and insurers were asked to keep records of such transactions.