#LifeOutOfContext
It was an eternity ago. It was yesterday.

#LifeOutOfContext
October 18, 2026 at 7:22 AM
She said it in a way that's going to bother me until I fall asleep; maybe even tomorrow, too.

#LifeOutOfContext
September 19, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Damn it, man, I've told you a dozen times. Well, I told you *one* time.

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September 14, 2026 at 3:08 AM
I'm gonna win the race; and I was determined to come in dead last.

#LifeOutOfContext
September 10, 2026 at 5:49 AM
How's anyone supposed to sleep on the job these days?

#LifeOutOfContext
August 31, 2026 at 10:01 AM
It *could* be the peanut butter.

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August 21, 2026 at 8:59 PM
It was behind me the whole time. It's like being in a horror movie. #LifeOutOfContext
August 14, 2026 at 5:26 AM
The bad news is...

...umm...

...I'm sure there's bad news.

#LifeOutOfContext
July 16, 2026 at 3:58 AM
I can't remember the scene I was thinking of. Well, now I just have to run the whole movie through my head until I remember.

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July 13, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Maybe a cookie would help.

#LifeOutOfContext
July 8, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Do you have to stink right next to me?

#LifeOutOfContext
June 5, 2026 at 5:24 AM
That looks like someone's face.

#LifeOutOfContext
October 27, 2025 at 9:06 PM
That had better be an eyelash.

#LifeOutOfContext
October 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I don't know why there's a marker in there. Until I know why there *would* be a marker in there, I'm leaving the marker in there.

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October 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
October 23, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Just because you put cheese on pasta doesn't make it macaroni.

#LifeOutOfContext
October 13, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Did he think I was trying to shake him down?

#LifeOutOfContext
October 12, 2025 at 4:35 AM
That guy's inability to relax is really affecting my ability to relax.

#LifeOutOfContext
October 8, 2025 at 5:24 AM
What is that, a cake?

#LifeOutOfContext
October 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Why is there a chicken there?

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October 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM