#LifePlans
Lifeplans are overrated.

Following your excitement is underrated.
people over 30 quote this with some life advice for the rest of us?
January 30, 2025 at 10:30 AM
I’m going to make mince and dumplings for tea. #lifeplans Apart from that I’m doing nothing.
September 20, 2025 at 11:54 AM
The world may be going to hell in a handbasket, but his Lordship still insists upon taking a nap in the sunshine.

#LifePlans #TobeJuanKenobi
December 20, 2024 at 6:30 PM
I discovered the game at a rough time after graduating college, with its final internship being devastating for my mental health, which prompted me to change lifeplans at the last minute. Then after a couple of months comes this little game everytime talks about, I try it & got hooked-
1/4
July 26, 2025 at 10:14 AM
I think the breakup really triggered a lot of insecurities in me. I just randomly got hit by the fact that its less than half a year til im 27 and due to the breakup, all the lifeplans I was working for fell apart and now I feel like im closing in on 30 with nothing to show for it
January 15, 2025 at 12:29 PM
whyyy do i do this to myself (make so many big lifeplans i have to organize)
June 24, 2026 at 8:48 PM
It's been in the pipeline for a while, and it's finally here - @investengine.bsky.social has launched LifePlans. The whole team has worked hard to make this a success 🚀
November 27, 2024 at 12:56 PM
An Introduction

You're just here for my hog. It's very easy to say that things were always going to end up like this; certainly, considering the lifeplans I drafted at age 12 — smudgy chickenscratch reading "PUBLISH FIRST BOOK BY 16" — it's kind of impressive that only now, pushing 20, am I…
An Introduction
You're just here for my hog. It's very easy to say that things were always going to end up like this; certainly, considering the lifeplans I drafted at age 12 — smudgy chickenscratch reading "PUBLISH FIRST BOOK BY 16" — it's kind of impressive that only now, pushing 20, am I starting to take the whole "writing as a career" thing semi-seriously.
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February 19, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Lifeplans starting at $12.99
* Included:
- Monthly "bucket list"
- Hopes and Dreams™ tracker

24/7 Hourly schedule w/fun activities like:
- water flowers
- make friends with the homeless lady behind the Carniceria
- read book on Amish history
- pick up trash on your block
- attend open mic
March 8, 2026 at 7:42 PM
I want to head to the gym early so I can waste the rest of the day playing computer games and drinking champagne... #lifeplans
November 21, 2024 at 11:48 AM
I want to head to the gym early so I can waste the rest of the day playing computer games and drinking champagne... #lifeplans
November 22, 2024 at 11:55 AM
Like Mario! Keep holding the y button and don't stop running and never fall in the holes. #lifeplans
December 20, 2024 at 4:37 AM
Oh no, not a civil conflict over apartheid and future slavery! That'd mess up my lifeplans and net present stability!
May 12, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Dog knows best! @Snoopy
#LifePlans 😎
#LifeIsBetterWithDogs 🐕
#AdoptDontShop
June 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I've officially decided that when I'm able to afford my own place, I'm getting three ferrets.
They'll be named Enmu, Douma and Mahito, affectionately known as Mumu, Dodo and Toto.

#idealpets #lifeplans #ferrets
September 7, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I've had friends with plans that had breakdowns when lifeplans go wrong... & the ones that really weird me out... who have a detailed life plan... and their life manages to stick to it... life plans always feel to me like pretending that you are in control of the twists & turns life throws at you...
September 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Day 3 of the #Innotrip 🇫🇮 Meeting with Tukena 🤝 on #DecisionMakingSupport & #LifePlans for #PersonswithDisabilities. Also explored the #Barnahus model 🛡️ in Helsinki to protect children from violence. #Wellbeing #HumanRights #Community
June 6, 2025 at 11:28 AM
#LifePlans: Gonna put an absurdly grand Parisian awning over the front door of the suburban house that I can never afford to buy.
June 5, 2026 at 3:45 PM
PSA on @cityofnormanok Central Casting lifeplans, they see no shame in growing US kids to die. In ‘07 Nex Benedict was described in a series of media prods in Zach Peavler’s bedroom, w/ DRM added to designs when theft & abuse was guaranteed. Nex, born at Zach’s next bday. #canary
May 2, 2025 at 5:26 PM