My lifescripts dot py rolled to get something from the bodega today, but I will instead make some blasphemous pasta fazool
September 25, 2026 at 7:14 AM
My lifescripts dot py rolled to get something from the bodega today, but I will instead make some blasphemous pasta fazool
Just finished shampooing a quadrant of my living room carpet as my lifescripts dot py rolled for the day, the room is 86F and now it is fucking *muggy*
July 26, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Just finished shampooing a quadrant of my living room carpet as my lifescripts dot py rolled for the day, the room is 86F and now it is fucking *muggy*
My lifescripts dot py rolled to play Silksong today, might do so with a new save since it's been so long since I last touched it that I'll have forgotten stuff
June 20, 2026 at 5:11 AM
My lifescripts dot py rolled to play Silksong today, might do so with a new save since it's been so long since I last touched it that I'll have forgotten stuff
My lifescripts dot py rolled to order delivery, ordered from a kabab place that sells aloo gobi and naan what has chilis baked in
June 16, 2026 at 7:40 PM
My lifescripts dot py rolled to order delivery, ordered from a kabab place that sells aloo gobi and naan what has chilis baked in
My lifescripts dot py rolled for ordering delivery food and doing viper presses today
June 13, 2026 at 5:05 AM
My lifescripts dot py rolled for ordering delivery food and doing viper presses today
surely it invites bad fortune to disobey lifescripts dot py 🎲 🎲 🎲
May 26, 2026 at 11:38 AM
surely it invites bad fortune to disobey lifescripts dot py 🎲 🎲 🎲
My lifescripts dot py rolled to get bodega food today but I am not feeling it, instead I will make a batch of very garlicky congee.
May 26, 2026 at 10:48 AM
My lifescripts dot py rolled to get bodega food today but I am not feeling it, instead I will make a batch of very garlicky congee.
The terrifying moment is not when you realize you took the wrong road.
It is when you realize the road was never going where you thought it was.
#ExaminedLife
#SearchForMeaning
#LifeCrisis
#InnerLife
#HumanCondition
#WrongMap
#MeaningMaking
#FalseSelf
#BadFaith
#LifeScripts
It is when you realize the road was never going where you thought it was.
#ExaminedLife
#SearchForMeaning
#LifeCrisis
#InnerLife
#HumanCondition
#WrongMap
#MeaningMaking
#FalseSelf
#BadFaith
#LifeScripts
The Wrong Map: Category Errors, Misdirected Lives, and the Crisis That Corrects Them
Part 03 Of What The Sandpile Knows Essays Series
reviewsrantsandraves.substack.com
May 21, 2026 at 12:09 AM
The terrifying moment is not when you realize you took the wrong road.
It is when you realize the road was never going where you thought it was.
#ExaminedLife
#SearchForMeaning
#LifeCrisis
#InnerLife
#HumanCondition
#WrongMap
#MeaningMaking
#FalseSelf
#BadFaith
#LifeScripts
It is when you realize the road was never going where you thought it was.
#ExaminedLife
#SearchForMeaning
#LifeCrisis
#InnerLife
#HumanCondition
#WrongMap
#MeaningMaking
#FalseSelf
#BadFaith
#LifeScripts
Despite my lifescripts dot py rolling for khichdi today, I decided to order birriamen and Mexican coke because they were buy one get one free.
May 17, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Despite my lifescripts dot py rolling for khichdi today, I decided to order birriamen and Mexican coke because they were buy one get one free.
My lifescripts dot py rolled to make pasta aglio e olio, I made a batch with crunchy garlic chunks, scallions, sesame oil, shishimi togarishi, and garlic reaper pepper sauce
May 16, 2026 at 7:05 AM
My lifescripts dot py rolled to make pasta aglio e olio, I made a batch with crunchy garlic chunks, scallions, sesame oil, shishimi togarishi, and garlic reaper pepper sauce
My lifescripts dot py has one list to randomly roll dice on, for conditioning.
It contains such as a set of 20 breathing squats, go for a walk, go for a weighted walk, deadlift complex, etc.
I should fill it out more, as the weather gets nicer. Definitely would like a prowler sled.
It contains such as a set of 20 breathing squats, go for a walk, go for a weighted walk, deadlift complex, etc.
I should fill it out more, as the weather gets nicer. Definitely would like a prowler sled.
May 11, 2026 at 5:49 PM
My lifescripts dot py has one list to randomly roll dice on, for conditioning.
It contains such as a set of 20 breathing squats, go for a walk, go for a weighted walk, deadlift complex, etc.
I should fill it out more, as the weather gets nicer. Definitely would like a prowler sled.
It contains such as a set of 20 breathing squats, go for a walk, go for a weighted walk, deadlift complex, etc.
I should fill it out more, as the weather gets nicer. Definitely would like a prowler sled.
My lifescripts dot py rolled to order delivery today, ordered a banh mi, pho tai, and pad Thai.
May 7, 2026 at 3:37 PM
My lifescripts dot py rolled to order delivery today, ordered a banh mi, pho tai, and pad Thai.
My lifescripts dot py rolled for khichdi today, making a batch of berbere khichdi with extra ginger and garlic, and chopped up chipotle peppers. Also scorpion pepper sauce.
May 5, 2026 at 3:55 PM
My lifescripts dot py rolled for khichdi today, making a batch of berbere khichdi with extra ginger and garlic, and chopped up chipotle peppers. Also scorpion pepper sauce.
My lifescripts dot py rolled *again* for delivery, twice in one week, instead I will make a congee. Might have to bump the odds from 1/30 to 1/45.
April 30, 2026 at 4:12 AM
My lifescripts dot py rolled *again* for delivery, twice in one week, instead I will make a congee. Might have to bump the odds from 1/30 to 1/45.
My lifescripts dot py rolled to weedwhack if it's nice out (a 1/6 chance each day), and to order delivery food (a 1/30 chance each day).
Gotta decide what I feel like getting and see if I also need to knifefight the tree of heaven
Gotta decide what I feel like getting and see if I also need to knifefight the tree of heaven
April 28, 2026 at 7:07 AM
My lifescripts dot py rolled to weedwhack if it's nice out (a 1/6 chance each day), and to order delivery food (a 1/30 chance each day).
Gotta decide what I feel like getting and see if I also need to knifefight the tree of heaven
Gotta decide what I feel like getting and see if I also need to knifefight the tree of heaven
My lifescripts dot py rolled the dice to play more Grounded, I started setting up a base on Big Flat Rock but got killed by a stinkbug while trying to find some weed.
April 26, 2026 at 6:27 AM
My lifescripts dot py rolled the dice to play more Grounded, I started setting up a base on Big Flat Rock but got killed by a stinkbug while trying to find some weed.
My lifescripts dot py runs by cronjob every midnight, each day has a 1/9 chance of it telling me to go to the bodega for something to eat, and a 1/30 chance of telling me to order delivery.
It averages out to about 1 bodega food per week, one delivery food per month.
It averages out to about 1 bodega food per week, one delivery food per month.
My lifescripts dot py rolled the 1/30 chance of ordering delivery today, wonder what to get that'll best work with my new scorpion, reaper, ghost, and habanero hot sauce.
April 18, 2026 at 8:00 AM
My lifescripts dot py runs by cronjob every midnight, each day has a 1/9 chance of it telling me to go to the bodega for something to eat, and a 1/30 chance of telling me to order delivery.
It averages out to about 1 bodega food per week, one delivery food per month.
It averages out to about 1 bodega food per week, one delivery food per month.
My lifescripts dot py rolled the 1/30 chance of ordering delivery today, wonder what to get that'll best work with my new scorpion, reaper, ghost, and habanero hot sauce.
April 5, 2026 at 9:45 AM
My lifescripts dot py rolled the 1/30 chance of ordering delivery today, wonder what to get that'll best work with my new scorpion, reaper, ghost, and habanero hot sauce.
Added yard work to my lifescripts dot py.
I've not been motivated to garden since my mom died, so it's mostly "knifefight the tree of heaven for half an hour" and "attack the Japanese Knotweed monster for half an hour" and "spend some time setting up a good spot to workout in the back yard" etc
I've not been motivated to garden since my mom died, so it's mostly "knifefight the tree of heaven for half an hour" and "attack the Japanese Knotweed monster for half an hour" and "spend some time setting up a good spot to workout in the back yard" etc
March 31, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Added yard work to my lifescripts dot py.
I've not been motivated to garden since my mom died, so it's mostly "knifefight the tree of heaven for half an hour" and "attack the Japanese Knotweed monster for half an hour" and "spend some time setting up a good spot to workout in the back yard" etc
I've not been motivated to garden since my mom died, so it's mostly "knifefight the tree of heaven for half an hour" and "attack the Japanese Knotweed monster for half an hour" and "spend some time setting up a good spot to workout in the back yard" etc
Yesterday my lifescripts dot py rolled to order delivery, but I didn't feel like it and instead made khichdi.
Today it rolled khichdi, but I am now thinking of crunchiness as an abstract concept.
Today it rolled khichdi, but I am now thinking of crunchiness as an abstract concept.
March 25, 2026 at 8:33 AM
Yesterday my lifescripts dot py rolled to order delivery, but I didn't feel like it and instead made khichdi.
Today it rolled khichdi, but I am now thinking of crunchiness as an abstract concept.
Today it rolled khichdi, but I am now thinking of crunchiness as an abstract concept.
By "rare" I mean there is now a 1/28 chance of lifescripts rolling "order something delivered," so a 3.5% chance each day.
March 4, 2026 at 9:26 AM
By "rare" I mean there is now a 1/28 chance of lifescripts rolling "order something delivered," so a 3.5% chance each day.
My lifescripts python script for today rolled:
organize and clean fridge, play a metroidvania that is not Silksong, study classical mechanics, practice pentatonics on bass, do the day's deadlift/press workout, and order a rare delivered food
organize and clean fridge, play a metroidvania that is not Silksong, study classical mechanics, practice pentatonics on bass, do the day's deadlift/press workout, and order a rare delivered food
March 4, 2026 at 7:22 AM
My lifescripts python script for today rolled:
organize and clean fridge, play a metroidvania that is not Silksong, study classical mechanics, practice pentatonics on bass, do the day's deadlift/press workout, and order a rare delivered food
organize and clean fridge, play a metroidvania that is not Silksong, study classical mechanics, practice pentatonics on bass, do the day's deadlift/press workout, and order a rare delivered food
Dunno when I will play it, but added it to my lifescripts dot py to stochastically remind me.
February 16, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Dunno when I will play it, but added it to my lifescripts dot py to stochastically remind me.
Tweaked my lifescripts dot py to weigh the dice more in favor of rice and beans
February 8, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Tweaked my lifescripts dot py to weigh the dice more in favor of rice and beans
Played a bit more Aeterna Noctis, game froze on one of the many many loading screens in between places, then after closing and reopening it continues to just hang there every time you go through that loading screen.
Taking it off my Lifescripts list of games to play, for now.
Taking it off my Lifescripts list of games to play, for now.
February 2, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Played a bit more Aeterna Noctis, game froze on one of the many many loading screens in between places, then after closing and reopening it continues to just hang there every time you go through that loading screen.
Taking it off my Lifescripts list of games to play, for now.
Taking it off my Lifescripts list of games to play, for now.