this dude can and WILL take your lightbulbs
October 30, 2025 at 1:18 AM
this dude can and WILL take your lightbulbs
me: changes the light fixtures in my house to energy efficient LED lightbulbs
Jeff Bezos:
Jeff Bezos:
May 30, 2026 at 11:49 PM
me: changes the light fixtures in my house to energy efficient LED lightbulbs
Jeff Bezos:
Jeff Bezos:
And stick lightbulbs up their ass
June 16, 2026 at 2:37 PM
And stick lightbulbs up their ass
Greg, I keep telling you, replace your lightbulbs.
Watching @somecallmejohnny.com videos. Your videos are always a comfort for me in dark times. Thank you.
November 14, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Greg, I keep telling you, replace your lightbulbs.
"It works" -- Ron Johnson is using his questioning time to tout hydroxychloroquine and ivermectin 🙃
(I guess we should've put lightbulbs up our assess too 🥴)
(I guess we should've put lightbulbs up our assess too 🥴)
July 29, 2026 at 1:31 PM
"It works" -- Ron Johnson is using his questioning time to tout hydroxychloroquine and ivermectin 🙃
(I guess we should've put lightbulbs up our assess too 🥴)
(I guess we should've put lightbulbs up our assess too 🥴)
modern lightbulbs last roughly 20 times longer than when I was a kid.
May 23, 2026 at 3:51 AM
modern lightbulbs last roughly 20 times longer than when I was a kid.
Richard Grenell boasts about changing lightbulbs
April 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Richard Grenell boasts about changing lightbulbs
Trump ordered the EPA to reinstate previous water and efficiency standards for showers, toilets, dishwashers, and other appliances, along with earlier standards for lightbulbs.
February 11, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Trump ordered the EPA to reinstate previous water and efficiency standards for showers, toilets, dishwashers, and other appliances, along with earlier standards for lightbulbs.
Lightbulbs
September 28, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Lightbulbs
what if lightbulbs had cat ears
December 7, 2025 at 9:24 AM
what if lightbulbs had cat ears
Donald Trump told people to take horse deworming pills, inject bleach and stick lightbulbs up their butts. He spread misinformation and got people killed.
July 29, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Donald Trump told people to take horse deworming pills, inject bleach and stick lightbulbs up their butts. He spread misinformation and got people killed.
Water pressure and hot lightbulbs.
America sold out its democracy for... shower heads... and incandescent lightbulbs.
America sold out its democracy for... shower heads... and incandescent lightbulbs.
Trump: "You buy a house, you have a faucet in the house and the water doesn't come out. They have a restrictor in areas where you have so much water they don't know what to do with it. You have a shower head the shower doesn't -- you think it's not working, it is working. That's no good for me."
July 1, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Water pressure and hot lightbulbs.
America sold out its democracy for... shower heads... and incandescent lightbulbs.
America sold out its democracy for... shower heads... and incandescent lightbulbs.
good morning lightbulbs
July 8, 2025 at 10:19 AM
good morning lightbulbs
Public bathroom out of soap, toilet paper, lightbulbs
Public bathroom out of soap, toilet paper, lightbulbs
MONTREAL - Sources today confirmed that a public bathroom in Mount Royal Park has completely run out of soap, toilet paper, functioning faucets, and lightbulbs.
www.thebeaverton.com
March 18, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Public bathroom out of soap, toilet paper, lightbulbs
Good morning lightbulbs
September 11, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Good morning lightbulbs
The room is lit.
But a bunch of fuckers are stealing the lightbulbs one by one
But a bunch of fuckers are stealing the lightbulbs one by one
August 24, 2025 at 1:45 AM
The room is lit.
But a bunch of fuckers are stealing the lightbulbs one by one
But a bunch of fuckers are stealing the lightbulbs one by one
I'm literally unscrewing lightbulbs to renew their DHCP lease
smart home was a mistake
smart home was a mistake
May 4, 2026 at 1:36 PM
I'm literally unscrewing lightbulbs to renew their DHCP lease
smart home was a mistake
smart home was a mistake
Detail from a larger piece I'm working on
April 21, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Detail from a larger piece I'm working on
i bought the wrong flavor of lightbulbs and now it feels like i'm doing my research in an operating room
November 30, 2024 at 11:19 PM
i bought the wrong flavor of lightbulbs and now it feels like i'm doing my research in an operating room
What is Nancy doing loaning out lightbulbs?
September 28, 2026 at 4:48 PM
What is Nancy doing loaning out lightbulbs?
this goes without saying but please do not eat lightbulbs (?) because of unbeatable
December 31, 2025 at 5:36 PM
this goes without saying but please do not eat lightbulbs (?) because of unbeatable
You guys wanna see my [squinting] Lightbulbs App
June 9, 2026 at 6:22 PM
You guys wanna see my [squinting] Lightbulbs App