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There once was a man
from Hunt, who got limericks
and haiku confused
There once was a man
from Hunt, who got limericks
and haiku confused
May 27, 2024 at 11:09 AM
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There once was a man
from Hunt, who got limericks
and haiku confused
There once was a man
from Hunt, who got limericks
and haiku confused
there was a young man
from cork who got limericks
and haikus confused
from cork who got limericks
and haikus confused
March 26, 2026 at 4:50 PM
there was a young man
from cork who got limericks
and haikus confused
from cork who got limericks
and haikus confused
Going to a poetry reading to read dirty limericks.
November 30, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Going to a poetry reading to read dirty limericks.
Most of these are limericks
Revolution 9
Hello Goodbye
Yellow Submarine
Helter Skelter
Tomorrow Never Knows
Eleanor Rigby
I Saw Her Standing There
Love Me Do
Lucy In the Sky With Diamonds
Hey Jude
While My Guitar Gently Weeps
Polythene Pam
Norwegian Wood
Let It Be
Come Together
Here Comes The Sun
Glass Onion
Help!
Hello Goodbye
Yellow Submarine
Helter Skelter
Tomorrow Never Knows
Eleanor Rigby
I Saw Her Standing There
Love Me Do
Lucy In the Sky With Diamonds
Hey Jude
While My Guitar Gently Weeps
Polythene Pam
Norwegian Wood
Let It Be
Come Together
Here Comes The Sun
Glass Onion
Help!
August 31, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Most of these are limericks
limericks are just dirty haiku
May 7, 2025 at 7:27 PM
limericks are just dirty haiku
Roses are red
Limericks rhyme
Limericks rhyme
April 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Roses are red
Limericks rhyme
Limericks rhyme
my opposition party is fighting fascism with limericks and the worst part? they're not even good limericks
March 17, 2025 at 7:51 PM
my opposition party is fighting fascism with limericks and the worst part? they're not even good limericks
There was a young man
from Crewe, who took limericks
and made them haiku.
from Crewe, who took limericks
and made them haiku.
January 25, 2025 at 2:18 PM
There was a young man
from Crewe, who took limericks
and made them haiku.
from Crewe, who took limericks
and made them haiku.
Your 'doom quote' for today:
"We've reached a new kind of frontier--
It's one where we all disappear;
Because soon our whole race
Will leave hardly a trace
As if we never were here."
www.amazon.com/Limericks-Do...
"We've reached a new kind of frontier--
It's one where we all disappear;
Because soon our whole race
Will leave hardly a trace
As if we never were here."
www.amazon.com/Limericks-Do...
Limericks of Doom
Limericks of Doom [Benjamin The Donkey] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Limericks of Doom
www.amazon.com
May 16, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Your 'doom quote' for today:
"We've reached a new kind of frontier--
It's one where we all disappear;
Because soon our whole race
Will leave hardly a trace
As if we never were here."
www.amazon.com/Limericks-Do...
"We've reached a new kind of frontier--
It's one where we all disappear;
Because soon our whole race
Will leave hardly a trace
As if we never were here."
www.amazon.com/Limericks-Do...
Sometimes I write limericks when I’m angry 😡🤯🤬
March 16, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Sometimes I write limericks when I’m angry 😡🤯🤬
There once was a man from Nantucket
who hated limericks
who hated limericks
April 2, 2024 at 2:22 AM
There once was a man from Nantucket
who hated limericks
who hated limericks
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who hated limericks.
Who hated limericks.
January 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who hated limericks.
Who hated limericks.
Many limericks start as a lark.
Some are spurred by a devilish spark,
That's set off by a word
Or a phrase that's absurd.
How to end them? I'm oft in the #dark.
#DailyHaikuPrompt #Dark #Writing #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Poems #PoetryCommunity #BlueskyPoets
Some are spurred by a devilish spark,
That's set off by a word
Or a phrase that's absurd.
How to end them? I'm oft in the #dark.
#DailyHaikuPrompt #Dark #Writing #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Poems #PoetryCommunity #BlueskyPoets
June 11, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Many limericks start as a lark.
Some are spurred by a devilish spark,
That's set off by a word
Or a phrase that's absurd.
How to end them? I'm oft in the #dark.
#DailyHaikuPrompt #Dark #Writing #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Poems #PoetryCommunity #BlueskyPoets
Some are spurred by a devilish spark,
That's set off by a word
Or a phrase that's absurd.
How to end them? I'm oft in the #dark.
#DailyHaikuPrompt #Dark #Writing #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Poems #PoetryCommunity #BlueskyPoets
BRB making some limericks and sea shanties about Her
April 4, 2026 at 12:25 AM
BRB making some limericks and sea shanties about Her
Your 'doom quote' for today:
"People keep searching around,
But the choices which experts propound
Can't all be correct,
Which makes me suspect
There's actually none to be found."
www.amazon.com/Limericks-Do...
"People keep searching around,
But the choices which experts propound
Can't all be correct,
Which makes me suspect
There's actually none to be found."
www.amazon.com/Limericks-Do...
Limericks of Doom
Limericks of Doom [Benjamin The Donkey] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Limericks of Doom
www.amazon.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Your 'doom quote' for today:
"People keep searching around,
But the choices which experts propound
Can't all be correct,
Which makes me suspect
There's actually none to be found."
www.amazon.com/Limericks-Do...
"People keep searching around,
But the choices which experts propound
Can't all be correct,
Which makes me suspect
There's actually none to be found."
www.amazon.com/Limericks-Do...
I sometimes make limericks, too!
November 25, 2024 at 1:46 AM
I sometimes make limericks, too!
There once was a girl from Nantucket.
She despised limericks and instead wrote free verse.
She despised limericks and instead wrote free verse.
March 12, 2024 at 12:05 PM
There once was a girl from Nantucket.
She despised limericks and instead wrote free verse.
She despised limericks and instead wrote free verse.
Your 'doom quote' for today:
If you like, blame the corporation
As the cause of our species' cessation;
Our overshoot blunder
Would occur the same under
Any social organization.
www.amazon.com/Limericks-Do...
If you like, blame the corporation
As the cause of our species' cessation;
Our overshoot blunder
Would occur the same under
Any social organization.
www.amazon.com/Limericks-Do...
Limericks of Doom II
Limericks of Doom II [Donkey, Benjamin the] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Limericks of Doom II
www.amazon.com
March 28, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Your 'doom quote' for today:
If you like, blame the corporation
As the cause of our species' cessation;
Our overshoot blunder
Would occur the same under
Any social organization.
www.amazon.com/Limericks-Do...
If you like, blame the corporation
As the cause of our species' cessation;
Our overshoot blunder
Would occur the same under
Any social organization.
www.amazon.com/Limericks-Do...
The past is another country - let’s nuke it
August 12, 2024 at 12:12 PM
The past is another country - let’s nuke it
My neighbour's WiFi printer used to be unsecured. I spent a full year sending it anonymous printouts of erotic limericks and IKEA assembly instructions. They eventually moved. I miss them.
June 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
My neighbour's WiFi printer used to be unsecured. I spent a full year sending it anonymous printouts of erotic limericks and IKEA assembly instructions. They eventually moved. I miss them.
Chatting to @macrankin.bsky.social yesterday. He never really ‘got’ poetry. Then he bought a book of limericks and that opened a door to all manner of poets and poems
I’m glad he bought that book. Limericks are a ‘gateway drug’
Anyway, today’s poems are for James
#poetry
#poemoftheday
#limerick
I’m glad he bought that book. Limericks are a ‘gateway drug’
Anyway, today’s poems are for James
#poetry
#poemoftheday
#limerick
June 2, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Chatting to @macrankin.bsky.social yesterday. He never really ‘got’ poetry. Then he bought a book of limericks and that opened a door to all manner of poets and poems
I’m glad he bought that book. Limericks are a ‘gateway drug’
Anyway, today’s poems are for James
#poetry
#poemoftheday
#limerick
I’m glad he bought that book. Limericks are a ‘gateway drug’
Anyway, today’s poems are for James
#poetry
#poemoftheday
#limerick
“There was a young man
from Cork who got limericks
and haiku confused”
— Mark Twain
from Cork who got limericks
and haiku confused”
— Mark Twain
February 25, 2025 at 4:30 AM
“There was a young man
from Cork who got limericks
and haiku confused”
— Mark Twain
from Cork who got limericks
and haiku confused”
— Mark Twain